Revenge Part 1
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Edward: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!" picks up keyboard and throws it across the room
Alphonse: "What is it Brother?"
Edward: "Look at what these damn kids are doing! They're writing about torturing Winry-"
Alphonse: "No way!"
Edward: "And they're writing stories about characters who don't exist and keep making Mustang and I fall in love with them! At least, I think that's us but I'm not too sure… They have the same names, but sure as hell don't act like us….."
Alphonse: "But why torture Winry? What did she ever do to anyone?"
Edward: "Exactly, nothing. She's just a female character I interact with. Therefore these selfish fangirls hate her. "
Alphonse: "It's not like you're going to appear at their door one day asking to marry them…"
Edward: "Yeah, and I wouldn't be interested in messed up chicks like them anyway. I like girls with brains! Not obsessive fan-brats…"
Alphonse: "Yeah, and even if you were looking for relationship, you'd ask Winry out first, right?"
Edward: "Most likely. She's sweet enough D "
Winry comes in to the room
Winry: "Hey Ed! Hey Al! What're you two talking about?"
Edward: "We're furious at a lot of our fans."
Winry: "Oh, why?"
Alphonse: "Take a look…"
Winry: reads "…..Oh my gosh…."
Edward: "Yeah…"
Winry: "Those stupid selfish brats…"
Alphonse: "That's what we were saying."
Winry: "And who the hell is Crystal Rose the 'Ice Alchemist' "
Edward: "Definitely not in our military…I doubt she even exists."
Winry: "And who's Mina Elric, Ed and Al's 'lost sister'?"
Alphonse: "We don't have a sister…or any other brothers for that matter…"
Winry: "These fans of yours are really obnoxious and dumb."
Ed and Al : "TELL ME ABOUT IT."
Roy and Riza come in
Roy: "I see you three found what some of your fans out in the real world are doing."
Edward: "They're idiots! I would never say 'Who're you calling a microscopic midget1' then turn around and be like 'Oh I love you please bear my children!"
Roy: "See what happens when you're famous? It's just as bad as all these stories going around about us being a couple…"
Ed, Al and Winry: "WHAT!"
Riza: "What the Colonel says is true."
Edward: "That's disgusting! No offense Mustang, but even if I were that way, you're way too old!"
Roy: "None taken :D "
Alphonse: "This is getting out of hand…."
Edward: "Yeah, something must be done."
Roy and Riza: "Whatever you plan on doing, we're in it with you."
Winry: "Yeah, me too ; I don't appreciate being bashed without a good reason."
All: "LET'S DO IT!"
-Find out what happens in chapter 2:D
