Revenge Part 2-

Hohenheim randomly pops in

Hohenheim: "My name in the anime is Hohenheim of Light not Hohenheim Moonflower! Damn Suethors get it right! I am not a hippie! Augh!-" Hoho is chased away by an angry Envy

Envy: "Yeah! And stop making me a nice person! I AM EVIL. I WANT TO KILL THE FULLMETAL BRAT! I WANT TO KILL HOHENHEIM! AND I WANT TO KILL ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT GETS IN MY WAY! I CAN NOT, AND WILL NOT LOVE! SO STOP CHASING AFTER ME! " Turns into the Dragon form and continues going after Hohenheim

A bunch of Sins randomly pop in

Greed: "Yes, I am greedy, but I do not rape everything in sight, and I am not a good guy! "

Lust: "My name may be Lust but I'm not a whore!"

Gluttony: "It hard for me to speak full sentences!"

Fuhrer: " I am not a rapist either, and have no heart for humans! "

Anime!Wrath: "I'm an evil brat! It's my job! AND I DO NOT LOVE THAT BASTARD ENVY! "

Sloth: "Why am I so underused in fanfiction? "

Other Sins: "Be grateful!"

Lust: " But most importantly…"

Envy and Lust: " THERE IS NO 8TH SIN! THERE ARE SEVEN OF US FOR A REASON AND WE DON'T TEAM UP WITH ANY MORE HOMUNCULI UNLESS ONE OF US DIES AND NEEDS TO BE REPLACED! "

Fuhrer: "Like Greed!"

Greed: "Hey!"

Gluttony: " Can I eat the Mary Sues then?"

Lust: "Sure, the next one we find you may eat…"

Gluttony: chuckles happily

Meanwhile Ed and the others are plotting the destruction of the first Sue they found

Edward: "Okay Ruri Sato! Prepare to meet your maker! Winry, if you please?"

Roy chains Ruri up and forces her to pay attention

Winry: "First off, your name is just plain stupid! Amestris isn't your Japan! Second, you're too perfect for this or any other universe! Third, you're too ugly for anyone to love! Fourth, Amestris doesn't really believe in angels, therefore you must be some burned off piece of matter from the sun and we must return you from where you came…. "

Ed and Heiderich (who came through the Gate at Edward's request) tie Ruri up to a powerful rocket and blast her towards the sun where she bursts into flames

Soon they come across another Sue

Edward: "So Kohaku Hananotsuki, you really want to be a moonflower?"

The Sue muffles into the gag and squirms in her binds

Edward: " Okay then :D "

He and Heiderich launch her to the moon and everyone cheers

Edward: "That's for screwing with my father's character stupid Sue! "

Meanwhile Winry is getting her revenge on all the Winry Bashers by chaining them all up and using her mad wrench skills to bash their skulls in repeatedly until they wither but not quite die. It would be too much of a hassle for hell if they died

Roy is taking care of flaming all the Mary Sues claiming to be his sister, his long lost lover, someone in the military he secretly loved, etc. They all seemed to burn up quite nicely in his humble opinion

Riza has all the Sues who claim to be one of her relatives or a long lost friend who is Roy or Havoc's 'secret lover' lined up for target practice. Her aim is getting really good with many blasts to the head.

Ed and Al have lined up all the Mary Sue authors who either had Ed and Al hate each other, ignore each other, or have Al not even be in the fic just so their stupid Mary Sues had more time to be all lovey with Ed. Ed takes Al's head, aims it at them, and bowls. They all explode.

Edward: "STRIKE:D "

Alphonse: "Good job Brother!"

The gang regroups

Edward: "Okay next up, all the Mary Sue homunculi! "

Find out how that goes in chapter 3 coming soon!