Chapter 3
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Homunculi
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--Edward is in the middle of an intense battle with Lust and Envy, suddenly there is a huge beam of light and more Homunculi appear. --
Edward: "What the-WTF!"
Lust: -looks around- "The hell...?"
Envy: "Oh hell no..."
--Really ungodly dead-on gorgeous female homunculus with long 'Raven' hair and 'sparkling violet eyes with specks of gold, gray, and blue', with a rather large bosom and perfect figure. Clad in none other than a black corsette, black miniskirt, thigh high boots, and long black gloves with the Oroborus on her cheek.-
New!Sin: "Fear not Lust and Envy! It is obvious you both are much too weak and helpless to defeat a fifteen year-old boy on your own! Allow me to assist!"
Envy: -blinks- "And just who do you think you are?"
New!Sin: "I am the almighty powerful Depression!"
Edward, Envy, and Lust: "...Depression?"
Edward: "Is that even a Sin?"
Lust: "Don't think so..."
Envy: -smacks Ed on the shoulder hard- "If depression were a Sin you would've gone to hell a long time ago Pipsqueak."
Depression: "Shut up and let me be powerful! Better yet, I'll just get my homunculi sisters to join us!"
Ed, Envy, and Lust: "...Sisters? You mean there's MORE of you?..."
Depression: "Come Sorrow, Hate, Dyslexia, and Revenge!"
Edward: "DYSLEXIA?"
Lust: "Whoever created them seems to have run out of decent names..."
Envy: "That's insulting, dyslexia shouldn't be here portrayed like that..."
Dyslexia: ----Really pretty just like Depression except her hair is silver, wears large owlish glasses, and her Oroborus is on her stomach---- "ingfight si wrgno..."
Depression: "Just ignore her, she's the stupid one."
Author: "HOLD IT!"
---Everyone looks up---
Author: " I will not tolerate you making fun of disabilities! As punishment for you Mary-Sue homunculi, why don't I bring out MY Sin?"
Edward: "Oh crap...Look at what you guys did now..."
Sue!Sins: "Huh?"
Author: "Come out...Sodomy!"
Envy: "This has to be a jest, there's no way..."
----'POOF' A male homunculus appears with long black hair tied in a ponytail, intriguing slim violet eyes, and a devilish smirk. He's wearing a black choker attatched to a torn leash, a tight open fake-leather vest that shows most of his chest and stomach, low-cut black leather pants with the buttocks area cut out showing the black thong he wears underneath it, spiked-heeled black boots, short black fingerless gloves, and his Oroborus located on his tailbone, barely noticable because of his pants.----
Envy and Lust: "HOLY CRAP!"
Author: "Told you I was serious!" --goes back to doing Author-type things--
Sodomy: -voice very suave and sexy- "Fear not my loves for I have entered!"
Edward: -coughs-
Sodomy: "Do not worry Little-Edo, when I'm done here we can do as we please in the closet!"
Edward: "I never said anything about that!" ---fumes---
Sue!Sins: ---Damn near speechless--- "Compared to our crap...That's pretty damn original...even though it's creepy..."
Sue!Sin!Authors: "Maybe we should think twice before making up homunculi without doing a bit of research first..."
Sodomy: ---standing behind Edward feeling him up from head to toe with a firm grip on his buttocks---
Edward: ---blushing like a mad fool trying to get him to stop---
Lust and Envy: "..."
Lust: "I'm out of here..." ---walks away towards a door that randomly appears out of nowhere---
Envy: "Me too!" ---shapeshifts into raven and flies beside her---
Sue!Sins: "Take us with you!"
Sue!Sin!Authors: ---eyes burning--- "Make it stop! OW!"
Sodomy: ---pulling Ed's pants down---
Edward: "PG-13 rating! PG-13 rating!" --blush-blush--
Sodomy: --pouts-- "Awwww...but I was sooo looking forward to actually living up to my name..."
Edward: ---looks around--- "Off camera perhaps..."
Winry: "Oh no you don't! The Author keeps you in a cage for a reason!" --grabs Sodomy by the ear and drags him back to the Pit where his cage is--
Edward: "Thanks Winry!" ---looks around and notices the Sue!Sins have long since dissappeared and he's all alone---
Voices: "We are the new homunculi here to get you and Envy while you sleeeeeep...Whoooo"
Edward: "AAAAAAAH!"
---Edward wakes up at the table where he, Al, Winry, Roy, Riza, and the Sins are plotting against Mary Sue homunculi.---
Roy: "Sleep well?"
Edward: "..."
Alphonse: "Sounds like you had a scary dream, Brother. "
Edward: "Well, let's just say I'm hoping none of the ones we have to maim are named 'Sodomy'."
Everyone (especially the males): "Yeeesh..."
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Next Chapter will cover something else once I think of it XD
((Note: Again, this is not how I normally write. This account is in fact one I made just for my random senseless boredom fanfics and parody fics like this one. Most of my 'real' fiction is on the AFF site due to its mature content. The Author popping in and everything in script format is just parodying all these Mary Sue and Winry Bashing fics I've been finding on many sites that are written like this. XD Hope you all have enjoyed so far! And to Authors who feel insulted by this, it's just for laughs! Laugh and the world laughs with you, even if you have to laugh at yourself:D ))
