Part 5: OOC? You mean "Out of Control"?
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Disclaimer: This is a Parody. I do not own any character in the FullMetal Alchemist series.
Note: Again, I mention, this is a Parody. As in "for fun" and "for humor purposes". Any references to any being, living or dead, fictional or non-fictional are coincidental and most likely unintentional by this author. Mary Sue is used in the form of a Generalization and not as an actual name. However, today's adventure involves the "OOC" versions of canon characters! Enjoy!
Random Note: Sorry for the messing around with the format of the story. I do it as I feel like it when I'm writing, and how much messing around with symbols I want to do. LOL. No this is not Netspeak or Script format technically. More like a random Me Parody format.
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-(The cast is still in the "Whiteland" they were in during the last chapter. Only this time is there is no "Pet Rock" music to disturb them.)-
Edward: "Why are we still here?"
Winry: -shrugs- "I don't know…"
Roy: "This reminds me of a creepy void in Kingdom Hearts 2…"
Edward: -twirls around quickly, transmutes his arm into a blade and aims it at Roy- "What the hell is a 'Kingdom Hearts'? Who are you and what the hell have you done with the Colonel!"
Riza: "Easy Edward, it's him. He's just using his mad Modern Times knowledge skills or whatever the hell those kids talk about nowadays."
Roy (?): " Hello everyone! Isn't today just jolly and good?"
Everyone: "What the hell!"
Edward (?): "Why yes Colonel! Today is simply fabulous!"
OOC!Roy: "Why, who is this stunning man?" –inspects the real Roy, groping his butt-
Roy: "Stop that!"
OOC!Roy: "Ooh la la! Who is this?" –goes over to Riza, grabs her butt and gropes her chest-
Riza: -whips out her gun and aims it at his head- "Come any closer and I will not hesitate to blast your brains out!"
OOC!Roy: "Down girl, we wouldn't want to scare the children now, would we? Such a shame too, you'd look so fine in a miniskirt."
OOC!Ed: -pawing at the real Roy- "Please sir, take me now! I beg of you! Please! I haven't had sex in ages and you're so hot!"
Roy: "What the HELL?" –cringes-
-OOC!Ed performs a lap dance right in front of Roy, brushing his manly bits against his hip and thigh. Roy's face turns green like he's about to hurl, and the real Edward's jaw drops and he re-transmutes his arm back into the blade again. The real Riza still tries to fend off OOC!Roy who's trying to get in her pants. -
OOC!Winry: "Oh EEEeeedwaaaaaaaaard! Teehee!"
-Both the real Ed and Winry whip around. -
OOC!Winry: "Hyuck-hyuck! My, aren't you just the cutest darn thing anyone has ever seen? Hahahah!"
Edward: "The…. HELL?"
OOC!Winry: "La la la!" –runs around bashing herself with her wrench. -
Winry: "Oh dear Lord…."
OOC!Winry: "Oh Ed! I can't stand it! You're just too fine!" –strips out of her outfit and climbs all over the real Ed.-
Edward: "Ew! Get off of me woman!"
OOC!Winry: -bursts into annoying Emo!tears- "Waaaaaaah! Eddy doesn't like me! Waaaaaah!"
-Meanwhile, Alphonse is dealing with his own demented clone. -
OOC!Al: -standing perfectly still, looking rather dead. -
Alphonse: "Um…."
OOC!Al: "I am a tree…. I am a mighty oak…" –still standing still-
Alphonse: "What is your problem?"
OOC!Al: "Shush! No one's supposed to notice me! I'm never supposed to be a main or valid character in the plot!"
Alphonse: "…"
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What on EARTH? How will the canon cast survive! Will their Out of Character selves be their undoing? Will they manage to destroy them? Find out in the next chapter!
