It all started with a sneeze:

What's on TV?

"Axel!" Roxas called from upstairs. Axel came rushing upstairs, with the plant still in his hands.

"Yeah buddy, what is it?"

Roxas coughed, "Could get me some more water."

"Oh yeah sure thing, just a minute."

"Hey Axel wait a minute"

"Yeah what is it?"

"What's with the plant?"

"Oh this, Marluxia left it for you."

"That was uncharacteristically nice of him."

Axel laughed a little, "You're right about that, I'll be right back"

A few minutes later Axel returned with some water and a bowl of jello, "Hey Roxas look, I made jello, and it's the blue kind too!"

"Heh, you know me too well Axel, say, do wanna stay up here and watch tv with me for a little while?"

"Heck sure, why not." Axel sat in the chair next to Roxas' bed and grabbed the remote. "Nothing like some good old fashion day-time tv for a fever."

A few seconds later the two were watching Maury…

'Everyone please welcome Mary Sue.'

The crowd is full of a mix of boos and curses.

'Now miss, Sue, you're here today to tell Leon that he's the father of your baby?'

'That's right Maury.' Said miss Sue.

'Look lady I've never even seen you before in my life,' said Leon.

Mary Sue started to cry, 'How could you say that, I remember that night when you told me you loved me, now, look at the child,' she said while pointing to a big screen in back, 'he's your baby!'

'Lady you're crazy, that kid don't even look like me!' shouted Leon.

'Now Leon, if the child is indeed yours, what will you do?' asked Maury.

'I'm telling you that's not my kid!'

'And the results are in, Leon… YOU ARE THE FATHER.'

'What the F-Bleep-, that's F-Bleep-in bull-bleep.'

"Wow," said Axel and Roxas in unison.

Swirly: Hope you liked this chapter

Leon: WHAT THE HELL?

Swirly: Leon's kinda in shock right now

Leon: well no shit Sherlock!

Swirly: Leon, the test was fixed, it really isn't your kid.

Leon: YOU!

Swirly: Ok now before Leon kills me I have an announcement to make, there will be a new story posted by yours truly sometime in the near future, called 'It all started with a sneeze-Y' the Y stands for yaoi because I've gotten both online and offline requests for a yaoi version of this story. Well later… (running from the gunblade)