It all Started with a Sneeze:

2nd Attempt

"The flu huh, well I'm going to go make some soup for ya then."

"Thanks Axel, and if it's not too much trouble, could you make some Lipton soup for me?"

"Sure no problem, that's the one with Clifford the big red dog on the box right?"

"The one and only."

Axel smiled, "K then, be right back." Axel went downstairs. Everything was going smoothly until…

"Hey Axel, try not to start another fire."

"Demyx, why are you here?"

"Just to piss ya off and besides that, my adoring fans would be sad if I didn't pop up in this fic just to bother you a couple more times."

"You have no fans, now get lost."

"Aww man Axel you're so not nice and Vexen's supposed to be the cold one."

"Ha Ha your pun was so funny I forgot to laugh."

"Now you're being sarcastic to me, that's it I'm leaving good bye! And by the way, your soups boiling over." Demyx disappeared into a dark portal.

"Aww shit man!" Axel quickly shut the heart off, luckily the soup boiled over just a little bit, so most of it was fine.

"Soup's up Roxas. Come on down and get it"

Roxas came downstairs and sat at the table, "what's with the smoke?"

"Oh some of the broth boiled over, but most of it's fine, wanna watch some HBO while you eat?"

"Sure why not."

And so the tow sat there, watching the Sopranos, at least this time Axel didn't start a fire… -

"Hey Axel you should eat some of this soup too, after all it'd stink if you got sick too."

"Don't worry about me I'm fine."

Wow we're already at 11 chapters, I'm thinking of ending it next chapter, but there's always the yaoi version. Besides that I'm already working on a new fic; I've got 4 words for ya, Ninja Turtles Kingodm Hearts…