Author's notes:
Hello, my freaky darlings. How have you been? - I've been on this weird crack-pairing inspiration kick, and I've decided to write a weird and, note, experimental fic starring…
Hinata and Lee!
So I've warned you. If you don't like the idea and you flame me for the pairing, it's your own fault because you chose to read it. Savvy?
Personally, I think it sounds kind of cute, but I've always had a place in my heart for crack pairings. -
Hope you enjoy!
Cupids: Sakura, Tenten and Ino
Poor boys dragged into the plot: Kiba and Naruto
Poor boy that is only a pawn in the game: Neji
Victims: Hinata and Lee
Mission: Hook up Lee and Hinata
Tenten, Ino, and Sakura were sitting in a circle on the ground, clad in pajamas, with a large container of chocolate ice cream in the middle. They were at Ino's house. They each dug a spoon into the ice cream as they talked about love, life, and their friends.
"Shikamaru is so weird!" exlaimed Ino, mouth numb from the intake of the cold ice cream. "I mean, I would say he's a jerk, but he doesn't give me any reason to! He's just so… so lazy!"
Sakura let her ice cream melt in her mouth before saying anything. "At least he isn't like Sasuke." She said. "He's such a cold bastard! I mean, I was really exited when I was on his team three years ago, but every time I even ask him to hang out he says he has stuff to do!"
"So?" said Tenten. "Neji won't even acknowledge my existance! All we do is train, it's like he's obsessed. And I know he is, but even when I want to go out and do something by myself he gets all butt-hurt, like I'm the only thing that keeps him alive!" Sakura sniggered.
"Well, he keeps you around so much that you'd think he owns you." Said Ino in between mouthfulls of ice cream.
"You're such a pig, Ino." said Sakura.
"Well, at least I have a cute forehead." Sakura glared at Ino.
"Hey, why isn't Hinata here, Ino? Didn't we invite her?" asked Tenten, trying to change the subject so the girls wouldn't fight.
"Yeah, we did, but, in the words of Hinata's stupid father, 'She has duties to attend to. Maybe another time.'" Said Sakura, mocking Hiashi's voice. Ino and Tenten broke out into laughter.
"You're way too good at that!" laughed Tenten. After the group had calmed down after more imitations of different people from Sakura, they continued to talk.
"Hay, Sakura," said Ino with a smirk. "If you can't score with guys like Sasuke, then why don't you go out with guys who do like you? ... Guys like… Rock Lee!" Ino broke out into fits of laughter as Sakura shuddered. Tenten smiled.
"You know, Lee, really does need a girlfriend…" sad Ino thoughtfully. "Maybe we should try to hook him up with someone."
Tenten and Sakura looked at her like she was insane. "What?" they said in unison.
Ino was getting exited. Matchmaking was her specialty!
"I'm serious! If Sakura wants Lee off her back…" said Ino persuasivly. Sakura stopped and looked like she was considering it.
"Hnn…" she brooded for a moment. "Well, it makes sense… but… umm… who would want to go out with…"
"Yeah, that's a problem." Said Ino thoughtfully.
"Okay. Let's list the girls. Not any of us included. … Well, we are the the only girls besides...that leaves Hinata." Tenten said after thinking. Sakura and Ino thought for a moment.
"It just might work…" mused Sakura.
"Yeah… I mean, I don't think she's the type that goes for looks." Ino said, scrunching up her nose. "I mean, didn't she used to have a crush on Naruto?" Sakura nodded.
"Yeah. She told me a long time ago that she didn't like him as much, though. And besides… Naruto isn't that bad."
"Good!" cried Tenten. The adrenaline rush of matchmaking was getting to her. "This is going to great! How are we gonna do it?"
So the rest of the night was spent strategizing and planning for the mission: Hook up Lee and Hinata!
Author's note:
The best is yet to come! If you… review!
Cha!
