Author's notes:

Hello, my freaky darlings. Are you ready for another chapter of my incredibly weird fic? I know I am!

The best is yet to come!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I do own my computer. Wait, I don't own this either! Oh well.

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"What about flowers?" asked Ino.

"Flowers…" said Tenten thoughtfully. "Yeah! With a note that says something romantic, like, 'To my beautiful youthful blossom!'" she smiled triumphantly.

"Perfect!" exclaimed Sakura. "And we could write a love note from Hinata to Lee!" Ino ran into her kitchen, retrieving paper and a pencil.

"Okay! What will it say?" she asked. Sakura took the paper and started writing.

My dearest Lee,

You are so unique. You have been such an inspiration to me. You are really cute and outgoing.

"Umm… what else can I say?" asked Sakura.

"Compliment him on his eyebrows!" Tenten chimed.

Sakura sweat dropped. "…Umm… I'll try."

I know that a lot of people make fun of your eyebrows, but I think their really hide- … I mean… charming! I like how you always work hard and keep your promises.

Ino took away the paper. "What is this, Sakura, an acceptance letter! It's boring! I'm takin' over!" She snatched the pencil and began.

You're the sexiest thing alive! She wrote. Tenten and Sakura's eyes got wide. Ino went on.

You're so hot! And all of that training really brings out those bulging muscles! So sexy! And that spandex only brings out your… er… curves?

Tenten sighed. "Okay, now you're getting gross. I'll take over." She got the paper and pencil and began to add on to the letter.

Lee, I love you! I've loved you since the first moment I saw you! You're beautiful though and through, on the outside, and… um… especially on the inside! Yeah… and I really want to be with you, Lee. I'd be the luckiest girl alive. Every time I see you, it takes my breath away to see your beautiful face!

She looked at the letter with tears in her eyes and sniffed. The sniffles soon turned into all-out bawling. Ino took the letter away.

"This is getting too whipped. And you're getting too emotional." She added more on.

Oh, Lee! Your sex appeal drives me crazy! I want to have children with you!

Sakura looked at what Ino had written.

"Dude… Lee reproducing? Eew…"

"You're right." Said Ino.

Wait, never mind. Children would get in the way of our passionate, hot, sensual, sexy love-making!

"Ino, that's sick!" cried Sakura. Tenten had just stopped sobbing.

"Oh, well! It does the job." Said Ino smugly. "Alright. We'll give the note to him tomorrow. But tonight, let's put those flowers at Hinata's doorstep!"

"Hai!" cried Sakura and Tenten excitedly. Ino put the note in an envelope and put it on her table to give to Lee later.

"Are we going to get flowers from your shop, Ino?" asked Sakura. Ino nodded. The girls walked into the flower shop, which was connected to her house.

"What flowers do you think Hinata would like?" asked Tenten, looking at the different arrangements. It was about ten o'clock now, and the shop was closed.

"Okay." Said Ino. "A couple of white lilies. Some purple lilacs. A white rose. A few daisies, and…" Ino quickly wrapped up the flowers in white paper and trimmed the ends with skill. "The perfect flower arrangement for Hina-chan!" she said happily. Tenten and Sakura cheered.

They jotted down on a piece of paper:

To my beautiful and youthful blossom, Hinata-hime, Love Lee!

"Are we going to leave them there tonight?" asked Tenten. Ino nodded.

"Get ready, girls! The mission begins!" said Ino with a fist in the air.

The girls walked to the Hyuuga complex. They saw the huge doors that led into the front of the mansion, but more importantly, they saw the huge gate that blocked the way in. And Neji sitting on a chair in front of it, guarding. He looked annoyed.

Tenten, Sakura and Ino hid in the bushes.

"What are we going to do about Neji?" whispered Sakura. "He won't let us pass in the middle of the night, and if he does, he'd tell Hinata that the flowers aren't really from Lee!"

Ino cradled the flowers carefully in her hands. She looked at Tenten.

"Tenten, he likes you. You would be the best person to distract him."

Tenten blushed furiously. "N-no, he doesn't. I… I don't want to."

"Tough!" Sakura and Ino harshly whispered as they pushed her out of the bush into Neji's sight. Tenten rolled comically out and faced Neji. One of his eyebrows was raised and he looked slightly amused.

Tenten got up and brushed off, silently cursing Sakura and Ino both.

"H-hey, Neji-kun." Said Tenten, regaining her composure. She quickly thought up a plan. She smirked.

"What are you doing out, Tenten?" he said. It was more of a question than a statement. Tenten breathed in deeply for a moment. She would have to make use of the pink tank top and short shorts pajamas she was wearing.

"I came out here to see you, Neji-sama." She said with a deep blush on her face. Neji raised his eyebrow at the honorific. She had never done that.

Ino and Sakura snickered as they watched the scene.

"What?" he asked. Tenten stepped closer to him and bent down to face him, showing off some cleavage.

"Oh, you're just all alone… I thought you'd need some… company." She said, fully knowing that it wasn't just her face he was looking at.

"I'm fine." he said, turning away, a slight blush crossing his face. Tenten yawned.

"But I'm so tired." She said, somewhat dramatically, sitting in his lap. His eyes widened considerably. "I hope you don't mind…" she said, hoping that he didn't pick her up and fling her off.

All Ino and Tenten could see was Tenten leaning back and whispering something in Neji's ear, and watching his face turn redder than a tomato. Tenten looked at Ino and Sakura and signaled them to move.

Ino went out with the flowers, not worrying about the currently distracted Neji, and leaving Sakura to pull Tenten out of trouble when the time came.

She silently traveled along the wall to make sure she wasn't seen, and jumped over it. She ran to the front door and gently set the flowers down. She looked at Neji and Tenten. She could see Sakura in the bush and Tenten sitting on Neji's lap, massaging his shoulders. He looked very stiff and Tenten was giggling. She chuckled.

She raised her hand to door and knocked on it as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. She rang the doorbell ten times and hauled ass to the gate. She channeled chakra into her feet and grabbed Tenten off of a very confused and dazed Neji. Tenten shrieked and Ino yelled, "Sorry, lover boy!"

Sakura was left behind, but Ino was sure she could handle it.

Sakura was a bit irked at Ino ditching her. She slowly got out of the bush and Neji looked at him. His eyes were glazed over.

He was about to say something, but Sakura interrupted.

"It's all… a dream. A dream… a dreeeaaammmm…" she said slowly and trance-like.

"Sleep… sleep… slllleeeeep…" she chanted, backing away. She soon ran off. She ran as fast as she could to Ino's house, knowing that Tenten and Ino were already there.

"Hey!" she yelled, slamming the door open. "You guys ditched me!"

"Sorry!" said Tenten with a deep blush on her face. Ino snickered.

"What did you do?" she asked.

"I told him that it was a dream and ran." Sakura smirked. "I think he bought it. I mean… Tenten. I never knew you could be so…"

"D-don't say it." Said Tenten, the blush on her face becoming deeper.

"Okay. So what's next?" asked Sakura.

Ino smiled happily. "Tomorrow, we'll give the letter to Lee! But now…" she grinned. "More ice cream!"

"Alright!"

Author's note:

I hope this chapter was okay… a very inquisitive reviewer pointed out that I had amade mistakes on the first version of this chapter. So sorry about that. I kind of did it in the middle of the night. (even if that is a pretty pathetic exuse.)

Please review!

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