Author's notes:
Oi! This is going to be a great chapter! Thanks for all the reviews!
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Hanna rushed into the Hyuuga mansion to go find Hinata. She eventually found her on her bed, sleeping.
"Hinata-sama!" she forgot all formality for a moment and jumped on the bed, causing Hinata to bounce up and fall off. Hinata groaned and kept laying there. Hanna panicked. "Oh, Hinata-sama! Are you okay? I'm so sorry! Hinata-sama?" Hinata opened her eyes and looked up at her friend.
"Hanna-chan…?"
"I'm so sorry, Hinata-sama, I should've let you sleep! Oh my… I-it's not important…" Hinata shook her head and sat up.
"What's going on?" she asked softly, getting up and sitting on her bed next to Hanna. "Are you okay? Your face is red.."
Hanna shook her head. "Y-you know Gai-san, Hinata-sama?" Hinata nodded, blushing, because Gai reminded her of Lee.
"He asked me out on a date." Hinata looked at Hanna with wide eyes.
"Th-then why aren't you okay? I thought you liked Gai-san…" she said. Hanna shook her head.
"I'm too shy around him… and I don't really have much to wear, and I-" Hinata sighed.
"Hanna-chan, calm down." She said cheerily. "Maybe you can borrow something of mine. We're about the same size; you're small."
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Lee gasped for air as he finished his hundredth lap around Konoha. What a day! And poor Kenji! He sat down and had a drink of water when he saw Ino running cheerfully up to him.
"Hello, youthful Ino!" he said cheerfully. Ino waved and sat next to him.
"Hey, Lee! Done yet? It's almost six." Lee nodded and took another drink of water. "So, Lee." Said Ino. "What do you think about Hinata?" She smirked as she saw the blush on his face.
"W-well, I never thought she would write such a love note…" Ino laughed. "She is kind of cute…" he said, looking down. In truth, he wasn't sure if she was the one who even wrote the whole thing. She probably got the other girls to help her with it.
"Awesome!" said Ino. "Hey, Lee, we're going to meet at the ramen stand tonight! Wanna join us?"
"A night on the town! Of course, my youthful maiden! I will come!"
"Poor Hinata…" Ino mumbled.
"What happened to Hinata?" asked Lee.
"Oh, well she'll be walking there all alone at night. Wouldn't that be freaky? I mean, I'm going with Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke, and everyone else is going in groups. Walking alone at night is dangerous, you know!" Ino inwardly smirked at the horrified look on Lee's face.
"I'll go with her!" he volunteered immediately.
"How nice of you, Lee!" said Ino happily. "Well, I'm going to go and… train some more! Yeah! Later!" Ino ran off, smirking like crazy.
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Kiba tightened the rope. Alright, this trap was done! Everything was set up! Naruto brushed his suit off.
"Hey Kiba, I have a great idea!" he said happily.
Kiba looked at him suspiciously. "What is it?"
"It's the perfect way to spy on Lee and Hinata during their date! It's fool proof, we'll never get caught!"
"What is it?" Naruto smirked.
"Are you good at Henge, Kiba?"
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Hinata heard a knock on the door and rushed to open it.
"Oh, hi, Ino-chan!" said Hinata cheerfully, letting her friend in.
"Hey, Hinata, guess what?" said Ino slyly. "Lee wants to go out on date with you tonight." Hinata's face turned crimson.
"D-date?" she asked. Ino nodded.
"Yep! He's picking you up tonight, so be ready! Wear sexy clothes!" Hinata blushed even worse.
"S-s-sexy cl-clothes?"
"That's right!"
"Hinata-sama?" asked Hanna, hearing her friend's stuttering. "Is everything okay?"
"Oh, hey, Hanna!" said Ino, walking over to hug her. "I heard that you have a date with Gai-sensei!"
Hanna blushed. "Y-yes…"
"That's… cool, I guess." Said Ino, unable to figure out why Gai had managed to snag someone so pretty. And she'd thought that she knew how people ticked. Eh… oh well.
"…Well, Hinata-chan, I'll be seeing you later! And remember!" she said as she walked out the door. "Sexy cloths!" Hinata blushed and slammed the door.
"Hinata-sama, what do you think of this outfit?" asked Hanna when they returned to Hinata's room. She held up a traditional blue kimono. The sleeves went up to the elbows and the skirt went up to the knees. A white obi wrapped around it.
"It's really pretty, Hanna-chan! Where did you get it?" asked Hinata, touching the hem.
"It was what I wore when I first came here." Said Hanna softly. "I'm going to go get it on, it's almost seven o'clock…"
"Alright, Hanna-chan." Said Hinata, happy for her friend. She imagined herself standing at the door, telling Gai-sensei to write a three page essay on why he thought he was good enough for Hanna-chan. She giggled to herself.
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Naruto smiled. "You're sexy, Kiba."
"Oh, you know it." Said Kiba vainly, twirling around. "You too, Naruto. We should become lesbians."
I knew this part threw you off, so let me explain to you what had happened. Naruto taught Kiba how to do his infamous, ultimate attack- Sexy no Justu. And now, Kiba was the prettiest girl- besides Naruto, of couse, that anyone had ever layed eyes on. They were both in front of a mirror in Ino's room, posing. The two had snuck into the house, borrowing some of Ino skirts and clothing.
"You… are a genius, Naruto." Said Kiba, blowing a kiss to himself in the mirror.. Suddenly, the door opened, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten coming in. Ino looked at the two unbelievably sexy girls and screamed.
"You whores! Out of my room!" she started throwing things at Kiba, who was wearing her favorite boots. "And take off my skirt! Stupid bitches!" she shreiked. Tenten and Sakura watched in horror.
"No, Ino! Listen! It's us!" said Kiba, dodging a lamp. "It's us! Kiba and Naruto!"
"…" Ino stopped for a moment, looking at the two girls… er… boys.
"We're using my Sexy no Justu!" said Naruto fearfully, eyeing the chair Ino was about to throw. She set it down slowly. Akumaru barked.
"You guys look like whores…" said Ino, looking at Naruto's boobs. She felt a twinge of jealousy. His boobs were bigger than her's!
Sakura and Tenten all felt a little self-consious right then. They were guys and those, those… breasts were huge!
"I'm a little bit… jealous…" said Ino slowly. Naruto smirked.
"Don't worry, Ino. You still have a nice butt." The chair met Naruto's face.
"Okay, what in the hell are you guys doing!" she demanded. Kiba stood up.
"We were going to spy on Hinata's and Lee's date as woman! That way, they wouldn't suspect it was us and we could make sure that Lee doesn't mess up!" Naruto nodded.
Ino, Tenten, and Sakura all sighed in unison. "So where are Chouji and Sasuke and Shino?" asked Tenten. She didn't bother asking about Neji, she knew that he was training with Gai-sensei, for some reason.
"Chouji went home to get more chips." Said Naruto. "He hasn't come back yet. And Shino and Sasuke are getting us make-up."
The girls all stiffled a giggle as the mental images flooded their minds.
"Like, oh my god, Shino!" exclaimed Sasuke. "This lipstick is so, like, last year."
"I know!" squealed Shino. "And that eye shadow is so ten minutes ago. Like, totally."
Inner Sakura roared with laughter.
"Do you just want me to do you make-up whenever Sasuke and Shino come?" asked Sakura, blatantly ignoring her alter ego.
"Yeah!" said Tenten happily. "We do it for you! And we'll dress you boys- um… girls up!" said Tenten. Ino nodded, getting pumped.
"You can even borrow those clothes you're wearing!"
"Thanks!" exclaimed Naruto. He and Kiba smirked at each other. They couldn't wait for the date to start.
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Neji looked at Gai-sensei, unsure of himself.
"So… I just say… youthful a lot?" he asked quietly.
"And beautiful! And make sure to smile!" exclaimed Gai. He was so proud that his student had come to ask his advice! He wiped away a tear.
"Neji!"
"…What?" asked Neji flatly.
"Neji!" Waterfall tears flooded down his face. "I understand, Neji! It's because you're young!" Neji rolled his eyes.
"Good bye, sensei."
"Good bye, my youthful Neji! And good luck! Let the flames of youth help you!" Neji walked quickly away.
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Sasuke looked at the make-up with a glare. Shino did the same.
"…" Shino stayed quiet as he grabbed some hooker-red lipstick. Unsure of what to do, he thought it would be best. Sasuke grabbed some light pink lipstick and blush. Shino then grabbed some purple eye shadow and bright blue eyeliner. Sasuke got some "long-lash" mascera and black colored eyeliner. The two looked at each other.
"… Sasuke-san." Said Shino as they walked through the make-up isle.
"What?" said Sasuke.
"We're getting weird looks." he mumbled. Sasuke looked around.
"They will pay for this…" said Sasuke darkly. Shino nodded.
"I think we should make them pay. Later."
Sasuke smirked. "Agreed."
The two payed for the make-up and walked out, fully aware of the stares they were getting. Yes. Those two would pay.
They made their way back to Ino's house, Sasuke slamming the door open, trying to avoid the stares of curious people.
"Oh, you have our make-up!" purred Kiba taking it and throwing it to the girls. And that's when it all began.
Kiba and Naruto sat on some chairs. Tenten called dibs on Kiba's make-over, and Ino and Sakura agreed to do Naruto's.
In the end, Kiba had some peach lipstick on, and very long, luscious eyelashes. His long hair was done up in a pony-tail and he was looking rather sexy. His clothes consisted of a pink skirt and a loose tank-top that showed some cleavage.
"I'm way sexier than any girl I've ever seen!" he said happily, watching Naruto get made over.
Naruto had some light pink lipstic on. His cheeks were a pretty pink, due to the blush, and his blue eyes were accented by the blue eye shadow and eyeliner her wore. His shirt was blue, and it went up past his belly button. His shorts were orange.
Needless to say, Naruto and Kiba were looking very sexy today.
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Lee was walking to Hinata-chan's house to pick her up and go to the ramen stand. It was getting a bit dark outside now, and he knew that he was fufilling his youthful duty by not letting a girl walk out by herself at night. He rang on Hinata's doorbell.
Author's note:
Ohohohoho! You're in suspence, no? I'm so mean. Well, don't worry, I'll be updating soon! Thanks so much for the reviews. They were awesome.
This next chapter might be the last. I dunno. I tend to drag things out alot… --' There might be a bonus chapter, but you never know.
Read and Review! Ja ne!
