Author's notes:

Oi! This is going to be a great chapter! Thanks for all the reviews!

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Hinata had been trying on the clothes that Ino had just given her for tonight. It was a dark blue tank top that came up past her belly button, and loose black pants. She had decided not to wear it, on account of the fact that it showed a little too much, at least for Hinata's liking.

Suddenly, all thoughts of changing her clothes were thrown away. The door bell rang! She would just have to go in those 'sexy clothes'.

((MMMMWWWAHAHAHAHAHA!))

Lee waited for the door to open as Hinata rushed to it. It was Lee-san! Why was she so nervous? She straightened out her sexy clothes. Hanna stood beside her.

"H-hi, Lee-san!" said Hinata, trying desperately not to stutter. (She was failing, obviously.) Hanna looked at Lee.

"Hello, Hinata-chan!" said Lee happily, trying not to feel awkward. After that note! Wow! And... that outfit...

"You look just like Gai-san!" cried Hanna. This boy was the cutest thing in the world!

"Thank you so much!" cried Lee. "That means… so much to me!" Hanna smiled.

"Have fun, Hinata-sama!" she said, leaving to put on her kimono for her own date. Hinata nodded, and then looked at Lee.

"Th-thank you… for the flowers, Lee-san…" blushed Hinata. "I put them in a vase…"

Lee was confused. "What fl-" right before he said those words, a small rock made contact with the back of his head. He shook it off. It was probably just something blowing in the wind. He continued. "I'm sorry, Hinata-chan, what- Ow!" Another rock, only bigger flew into his head.

He raised one bushy eyebrow. "You're… welcome?" He braced himself for another rock to the head. It never came.

"You look…" Lee looked at Hinata. She was wearing really… sexy clothes. "Beautiful! Like a wonderful youthful blossom!"

That was when he was clued in. Something suspicious was going on, and he would use his youthful skills to find out! He would conquer the wrong-doers! Yosh!

Hinata looked at Lee with worry. He seemed like he was in deep thought. Wasn't he having fun? Didn't he like her? She shook her head. Why did she even care? Lee eventually started a small conversation, all the while looking out for someone with rocks ready to throw at him.

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Ino and Sakura and Tenten sighed in relief. The plan had changed slightly, and now they were hiding in the bushes to make sure Lee didn't mess up. Hinata thought this was a date, and a date it was!

Ino should have seen it coming. She should have known. So when Lee started saying, "What flowers?" Ino had thought fast and chucked a small rock at his head. It had stopped him from saying it, but then he had started again. Ino had thrown a bigger rock. Lee had learned right then.

The girls all shared a rather strange round of high fives and continued stalking the two. From now on, if Lee was about to mess up, they would chuck a rock at his head until he got it right. Yosh! This would totally work!

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Kiba and Naruto were definitely looking sexy tonight, but they were quickly learning that it was hard to be a woman. Namely a sexy woman. They both knew that when Sasuke had seen them he had blushed a little, and it was even worse when it seemed like Shino had a tinge of pink on his face.

Naruto had slightly changed his usual appearance with his justu. His hair was not up in two hair ties, and the whisker marks on his face were gone. His hair was in a braid. That and he wasn't naked, so people didn't reallyreconize him.

But worst of all, when they were walking through the streets, they had seen Genma and several other of the jounin. First was Genma. Naruto and Kiba were in high spirits at this time, so they had decided to embarrass him, make him blush. Unfortunately, he did otherwise.

"Hey, Genma-san!" cried the brunette, winking and blowing a kiss. Genma turned around and studied the girl. More like looked her over, but still, almost the same thing. He looked at her and winked.

The 'girls' saw Kakashi-sensei.

As soon as the 'girls' were close to the jounin,Naruto 'accidentally' tripped, grabbing on to Kakashi to support himself. He smirked when Kakashi blushed slightly, but soon felt violated when Kakashi 'accidentally' grabbed Naruto's bottom while helping 'her' up. Naruto got angry, but contained himself, thanked Kakashi,and walked off.

Naruto and Kiba were done having fun for the day. They went to the Ramen stand and waited for Hinata and Lee to get there.

"Can you believe those perverts?" cried Naruto, alias Narri. Despite the fact that they were trying to make the men blush, they hadn't expected reactions like that.

"That hentai Genma was looking me over! He… he winked at me!" said Kiba, who was going by the name of Kinaki. Well, they supposed they should have known.

Narri sat up in alert.

"There they are! Hinata and Lee!" The two incredibly sexy girls watched the two.

Lee looked around. "Hey, I wonder where the other--" a rock flew into Lee's head. He twirled around and looked around himself suspiciously. There was definitely something going on here! He would use the powers of the spring of youth to understand! And the youthful flames would burn--

And that's when everything made sense. It was an epiphany, really. He got quiet and he looked at Hinata, who smiled nervously at him. He smiled gleefully back, but in his mind, the wheels were turning.

The love note, the flowers, the set up… everything! Ino and Sakura and Tenten must've set it up! They wrote the letter, sent the flowers, and they were here right now somewhere! Throwing rocks at him to make sure he wouldn't mess up the date! Those girls were clever, and clever, in this case, meant dangerous. He must be careful! Who knew what else those girls had planned?

Kiba and Naruto had seen the rock meet Lee's head, preventing him from saying something that he apparently wasn't supposed to. They snickered sexy sniggers. Try saying that five times fast. A man from outside the ramen stand whistled at the two 'girls' and Kiba and Naruto blushed and avoided looking at him.

"Now, what would you two ladies like this fine evening?" asked the ramen stand owner, giving said 'ladies' a suggestive smirk.

"I'd like some beef ramen, please." Said Naari, ignoring the tone of voice. Kinaki ignored the dirty old man.

"I'm not hungry…" he said, eyeing the ramen Naruto had disgustedly. There was a limit to how much ramen he could eat! Unlike Naruto, or Naari.

Kiba looked up. "Oh my god… Naruto, I mean, Naari… look…" Naruto looked up from his ramen and nearly fell over flat on his face. It was Kakashi and Iruka walking right over their way! Kakashi smiled at Naruto, who's mouth only dropped to the ground. Iruka didn't seem to notice that it was Naruto in his sexy no justu! Kiba looked at Iruka. Was Iruka-sensei looking at him and… blushing…?

"What do we do?" whispered 'Kinaki' to 'Naari'.

"We can't blow our cover." said Naari hurriedly. "If they decide to talk to us, just do what a chick would do. Just hang in there. They'll never know."

Kiba nodded. His eyes widened when Iruka and Kakashi sat on either side of them at the bar and ordered ramen. Naruto almost cried when Kakashi greeted him.

"Hey there." said Kakashi. "Didn't I see you in the street?" Naruto almost choked.

"Y-yes. I'm… sorry for tripping and falling into you…" he said, trying not to run away.

Kiba was looking at Naruto and then Iruka, hoping that if he believed that Iruka wasn't there, he would disappear.

"Hi, miss." Said Iruka with a deep blush on his face. "You look familiar… do I know you from somewhere?" Kiba shook his head frantically.

"N-no! I don't think so! I've never seen you before! I-I mean… uh… do you know Inuzuka Kiba? He's my cousin!" said Kiba, kicking Naruto under the seat. Naruto yelped quietly.

"Oh, I see. That's why you have those marks on your face! So… what's your name? I'm sure I've seen you around!" said Iruka cheerfully. Scratching the back of his head. His face was so red! Kiba was amazed! Was… was Iruka-sensei trying to flirt with him?

"My name is Kinaki. What… is … yours?" asked 'Kinaki', trying really hard not to blow his cover.

Naruto stared at both of his sensei's. Were they trying to flirt? Kakashi smiled.

"So your name is Naari?" asked Kakashi. "What a pretty name. Mine is Kakashi." He said in a flirty tone. Naruto was dying on the inside. Why! Why did both of his sensei's have to do this!

Kiba was suffering. "I-Iruka-san, I… I'll be right back!" Kiba grabbed Naruto's arm and dragged him away.

"We'll be back, you two!" said Naruto flirtatiously. "We're just going to the washroom!"

Kiba and Naruto almost entered the men's bathroom, but then realized the error and went into the woman's.

"My old sensei is flirting with me!" whimpered Kiba. "I can't believe this! And he's so bad at it too!"

Naruto almost cried. "Kakashi-sensei is so stupid…"

Kiba looked at him. "This sucks. We need to do something about this."

Naruto nodded. "Hinata and Lee are close to us. We need to keep or cover. Just remember, no one knows it's us! Just embarrass our sensei's and watch Hinata and Lee at the same time!"

"Alright!" Kiba agreed.

Little did they know… that they were being filmed.

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Lee smiled at Hinata. "Hinata-chan, since no one showed, would you like me to buy you some ramen?" Hinata's face turned red.

"L-Lee-san, you don't have to… I have some of my own m-money…"

"I insist!" cried Lee dramatically. "I am in the spring of youth! I shall not make such abeautiful blossom pay for a meal!" Hinata giggled and her face turned even redder.

Lee smiled and ordered the ramen. The words were actually kind of heartfelt… Hinata was nice, and kind of cute… She… was in… the springtime of youth! But he really was trying to impress her.

"So, Hinata-chan…" said Lee. "What do you like to do for fun?" he asked. Hinata smiled.

"I… like watching Ino and Sakura and Tenten j-joke around… They're really funny… And… I also like to play shougi."

Lee nodded. "I like to train!" he announced, as if it were something new. They started a nice conversation.

Ino, Sakura and Tenten looked at the two from under the table. God, this was crazy. They weren't even sure of how they had gotten down there in the first place. It had been Tenten's suggestion, so it took alot of work and replacement justus.

At least the table was big. They were huddled up against each other back to back, trying desperately not to breath too loud. Tenten whispered to Sakura and Ino.

"I have to go train with Neji-kun… he'll kill me if I don't show up!"

"How, exactly, are you planning to do that?" whispered Sakura harshly. Ino smirked.

"Use a henge and turn into an animal or something!" she whispered.

Tenten thought. "…I'll be a dog!" she preformed several different hand seals. A poof of smoke came up, unnoticed by Hinata and Lee, (thank god) and she became a dog. The ugliest little dog that anyone had ever seen. Ino and Sakura were horrified.Tenten came out from behind the table, and accidentally brushed up against Hinata's leg.

Hinata jumped. "A… a r-rat!" she cried. The thing that had just brushed up against her had ugly little patches of mouse brown fur all over it. Its legs were too skinny and you could count the ribs. It was unnaturally small, and it looked at Hinata like she was crazy.

I'm not that ugly, am I? thought Tenten. Ayame, the waitress came out with a broom. She started swinging the broom like a mad woman. Tenten ran and tried to dodge the hits.

"Out of my restraunt, you ugly little rat! Out!" She swung at Tenten, successfully hitting Tenten out into the night. Tenten would've flipped that woman off if she could've, but instead settled on running out toward the meeting place where Neji would be.

Sakura and Ino only looked on in horror.

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Kakashi was having a great time. He knew this was Naruto and Kiba. He didn't know why the hell they were in a henge, perhaps to spy on Hinata and Lee across the room, but he would have fun with this. Iruka didn't know, of course, but for some reason, he was getting a sick pleasure by watching his friend embarrass himself.

"So, Naari," said Kakashi flirtatiously. "What do you like to do in your… free time?" Kakashi smirked under his mask at his student's reaction to the suggestive comment. 'Naari's' face turned red, and 'she' babbled out some answer. He looked at Kiba and Iruka. He almost felt bad for not telling Iruka that he was actually flirting with his ex-student… almost.

Iruka's face was red. Kiba was pissed. Iruka hadn't done anything to insult him, he was the one who had turned into a woman, but still, this was just stupid! Kiba was even trying to drop hints as to who he really was!

Kakashi went on. "So, Naari-chan," he said, using an honorific to make Naruto uncomfortable. "Have you ever heard of a book called Icha Icha Paradise? It's a very… inspiring book."

Naari's eyes widened and 'she' shook her head no.

"Ah… that's too bad." Kakashi noticed Naruto's hand that was resting on the table. He smirked and he put Naari's hand in both of his. "Maybe I can lend you the book sometime… or just show you."

Naruto looked at Kakashi, the blush long gone from his face. That… bastard! A low growl escaped Naruto's throat, and for a moment,Kakashi wonderedif he had gone too far.

"Kakashi, you… you bastard!" yelled Naruto, punching his sensei in the face, sending Kakashi into a wall. Iruka and Kiba looked at them in surprise. "I'll rip you to shreds!" she… he shrieked. Kiba jumped up and grabbed Naari from behind.

"I'm sorry, sir! My friend has… er… a… PMS problem!" said Kiba lamely. All of the people in the Ramen Stand were looking at the group, including Hinata and Lee. Some of the females in the area had looks of pity on their faces.

Kiba and Naruto ran out as fast as possible. Inner Sakura made plans to murder them all.

Once order had restored in the place, and Iruka and Kakashi had left, Hinata and Lee continued their conversation.

"I wonder what Kakashi-san did to make that girl so angry?" said Lee. Hinata shrugged a little.

"I… I don't know. But… she seemed really angry." said Hinata. "Lee-san… Th-thank you. You didn't have to take me out tonight…"

"Of course I did!" cried Lee happily. Hinata blushed.

Sakura and Ino sighed. This was so boring… They should have done what Tenten had done and gone.

Speaking of Tenten…

Tenten undid the henge and rubbed the bruise that Ayame had given her. That girl could hit hard.

It was pretty dark out by now. The sun was still setting, yes, but it was still hard to see out. Which meant that she was late. Neji was going to be brutal during training.

And when she got to the training grounds, she was shocked to find Neji in green spandex with a bowl-style hair cut.

… Just kidding. (Dodges rocks)

Neji stood there impatiently (in his normal attire, yes, and with his normal hair.) and looked somewhat angry at Tenten for being late.

"You're late." He said flatly.

"Oh yeah…" said Tenten nervously, not looking forward to her 'punishment'. "Well, I was helping Sakura and Ino with that date, and-"

"I don't care." Said Neji, then shaking his head. He was doing this all wrong. "I mean…" he gritted his teeth and tried to smile warmly. It was… scary… Tenten wondered briefly what he was trying to do. "You shouldn't… apologize, my… sweet… youthful… blossom…" he said, forcing the words out with trouble. This would have to work, or he would kill Gai-sensei.

Tenten looked at him, feeling slightly dizzy. Did he just say that?

"Wh-what?" Tenten asked, getting a little scared.

"My… flower, whatever could be wrong?" asked Neji with a little more ease. This wouldn't be so hard. It was only a mission, right? An assignment from Gai-sensei. Tenten should know that he wasn't serious, right? He blushed slightly, glad that it was dark.

"Neji?" asked Tenten. "Are you… are you feeling… sick?" She made to put her hand on his forehead, but he grabbed her hand in both of his and looked down at her blushing face, trying to seem Lee-ish.

"Yes, Tenten-chan…" he said, almost with emotion, "Sick, with… my love for you…" And at that, Tenten fainted. Gai clapped his hands from the bushes and cheered for Neji. He had mastered the art of making a woman swoon!

Now, Gai had a date that he had to attend to.

Lee and Hinata:

"L-Lee-san, it's dark. I think that I should go home, now."

"I'll walk you there." said Lee, standing up. The two left and went outside. Sakura and Ino relaxed for a moment, and then realized that Kiba had set up traps around Hinata's house earlier. They would have to watch the two get caught! And then maybe they would get it on or something.

Except whenever Ino had said something along the lines of that, Sakura snickered and rolled her eyes.

The two girls stalked Hinata and Lee in the trees. Nothing much was happening. The two weren't even talking! Ino was about to chuck another rock at Lee's head, when all of a sudden, before Hinata and Lee reached the front gates, Lee stopped andgrabbed Hinata's hand. Although Ino and Sakura couldn't see Hinata's face, they could still feel the heat from Hinata's face.

"Umm… Hinata-chan…"

"L-Lee-san…"

Ino and Sakura hugged each other for emotional support. The suspense! This… was so… kawwai! The two girls were sitting up in a tree, covering each other's mouths to keep one another from squealing excitedly.

Lee's face was close to Hinata's now… Hinata was blushing… they were so close to kissing…

Author's note:

I know that was wrong of me… but I just can't end it with this chapter!

MWWAHAHAHAHA! Cliff hanger! Hate me! HATE ME!

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