To Dess and Tiffany, I love you guys!

Also another thank you to Dess, without you German people would still be laughing at me, now they're only snickering, thanks!

Sorry it took so long to update I had a friend over all week so I didn't really have time to write.

I don't know if I should continue this, I mean there's another fic that's almost exactly like this one that just came out. So for the two or three people that have read this tell me what you think, should I continue or leave it up to that other person?

Alice's POV

I'll tell you more about my friend Marvin now. He's about 6'3". He has dark brown hair And a fair skin tone. He looks kinda Asian but he's not. He has the spirit of a lady's man, and he's not that bad looking, but he has a major fault. He's fucking insane. But seriously he is, they'll diagnose him someday. He's nine-teen now

Marvin hasn't arrived yet though he was supposed to be here by now. I guess he's still in Idaho picking potatoes. That's where I lived last. Wow did that boy have fun with the potatoes. If that sounds wrong it's because it is.

I better start getting ready for my date now! I freshened up my make-up, and brushed my teeth.

Then I heard Ingrid call my name.

"What?" I said.

"Someone's here to see you," she answered back.

I walked down the stairs remembering that I was supposed to meet them at the dairy queen. Then I heard the harpy's voice,

"Albert!"

With the gang

Johnny was sitting on the Curtis's couch looking rather pale, well pale for Johnny that is. Two-bit walked in the door.

"You guys ready yet?" he asked.

"I'm ready, but I don't know if Pony is," Johnny replied rather shakily.

"PONY! YOU READY YET?" Two-bit bellowed through the house. No response.

"Is he even here?" Two-bit asked. Johnny nodded..

Ponyboy walked into the living room after Two-bit yelled some more.

"Yeah I'm ready," he said sighing.

"Oh Pony, I hope you don't mind I invited Gina along as well," Two-bit said smiling maliciously.

"You what?" came his response.

"Yeah you left her number by the phone," Two-bit said grinning.

"What about you?" asked Ponyboy "you just gonna sit and watch the movie then?"

"Of course not," came Two-bit's reply "I invited Marge along too."

"Who's Marge?" Ponyboy asked.

"My date and possibly my new, very blonde, girlfriend," he said grinning even more, if that was possible.

"Anyways let's go we're gonna be late," Two-bit said.

They all piled into Two-bit's car and headed out for the dairy queen. Little did they know a horrific scene that awaited them.

Back with Alice

"Albert!" came the harpy's voice.

"Marvin…heh heh…you found me," came the exasperated reply.

"How?" she said with a false smile.

"Well I asked the foster agency, telling them that you had forgotten all your clothes and they sent me here," he said excitedly.

"Prick!" she said throwing her arms around him. "What took you so long?"

"I know, I know I'm late. But on the upside when the aliens attack we'll have the potato people on our side," he said cheerfully.

"Right I've got to go now," she said making her way to the door rather quickly.

"I'll go with you, and I'll drive you there too!" he said with an impossible amount of enthusiasm.

At the dairy queen Alice and Marvin were the first ones to arrive. They sat down in a booth inside the place.

"So who we waitin' for?" he asked.

"My hot date," she replied.

"Oh ho ho I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much," he said.

"So where we goin' anyways?" he asked.

"I'm sorry, we?" she asked.

"I know you forgot to ask me to come so I just decided to save you the trouble," he said with a funny look on his face.

Just then a girl walked into the dairy queen who looked about fourteen or fifteen. She was kinda chubby, but not overly so. She was just able to make it into the plus sizes. She sat down at the table beside them.

"MMMOOOOOOOO!" Marvin started calling towards her table. Hey eyes bulged as she looked over at them.

Just then Two-bit, Ponyboy, and Johnny walked into the restaurant. Marvin let out another 'moo' just as they walked in. When Ponyboy saw this he ran over to the girl. He threw himself in front of her as if by placing himself in front of her he could protect her from the words.

"Is that Gina?" Two-bit asked Johnny. He nodded.

"Why the hell are you mooing at her she ain't even fat!" Ponyboy practically yelled, drawing the attention of every other patron in the restaurant.

"Yeah okay, you just keep telling yourself that," came Marvin's reply.

"No wait let me guess, she's just pleasantly plump, right?" he said snickering. Two-bit started cackling.

Marvin felt a slight slap on his shoulder. He looked down at Alice. She nodded her head over in Johnny's direction.

"That's him," she said quietly.

Marvin straightened up and turned around to the supposed Gina, then cleared his throat.

"I'm sorry ma'am, I don't know what came over me," he said very gentlemanly.

She looked on at him looking very upset.

"Please allow me to buy you an extra large hot fudge sundae to make it up to you," he said keeping his face entirely straight.

Alice smacked his arm lightly and gave him a dirty look.

Alice got up and walked over to where Two-bit and Johnny were standing.

"So Two-bit is my date going to talk to me today?" she asked.

Johnny blushed and looked at the floor then quietly responded "Yes".

"Wow he talks," she said jokingly.

"Right, now where are we going again?" she asked.

"Movies" Johnny answered.

"That's my friend Marvin by the way." Alice said "He's coming with us."

"That's cool baby," Two-bit said smoothly. "Now we just have to wait for Marge."

Marvin had somehow made his way over to Alice, Two-bit, and Johnny without them noticing.

"Oh Marge, she's as large as a barge, and she takes charge of her enlarged discharge that could easily kill a Sarge. She was mischarged with an extra large telecharge, which they later discharged, but then it was recharged," Marvin sang.

"Shut up!" Alice, Ponyboy, and Two-bit all shouted simultaneously.

"Alright! I can tell when I'm not wanted!" he said with false dismay.

"I'll be waiting outside for you, when you're done slopping the hogs, come get me. My lady Albert" he said curtsying to Alice as he walked out the doors.

Alice mumbled something that sounded like 'freak' as he left.

Not two seconds after Marvin left the restaurant did a big breasted, bleached blonde bimbo in tight leather clothing walk in the door.

"Marge!" Two-bit exclaimed happily.

"We're going now," he called over to Ponyboy and Gina, then walked out with his arm around Marge's waist.