There are a few things you should know before reading this, like the fact that a large amount of the charecters are in no way mine, they are either George Lucas's of J.K. Rowling's or one of the writers that finished the Star Wars series.
Next is some of the charecters that I really don't want to describe them in the book so here goes-
Brad: skinny, blonde, nicknamed crazy for a good reason
Brandi: skinny, dirty blonde, Brad's girlfriend, nearly as crazy as Brad
Josh: not fat but a little larger, dirty blonde, just about as crazy as Brad
Nikki: shorter than the rest of the gang but not by much, brown hair, pretty dang crazy
Chris: not fat but a little overweight, black hair, annoying kind of crazy
Sable: skinny, blonde, crazier than Brad
Katie: skinny, brown hair, more down to earth than ANY of the rest of the gang
Charles: skinny, black hair, so annoying that he even annoys Chris, thinks he can beat up everyone else but hasn't been able to so far
As you can tell, I like to write about crazy people, but that just makes the story that much more interesting though, doesn't it.
And the uh villans well you can make up whatever body you want, it helps if you've played KotOR, A.K.A. Knights of the Old Republic, and have watched all of the Harry Potter movies. Oh, and Wallace, who's about to die WAHAHAHAHAHA, is quite like Dudley but has blonde hair.
Chapter 1
Wallace had been wandering the halls of his family's new mansion for over an hour, but now he had finally found something interesting. The glow of a fire was coming from underneath the door at the end of the hall. As he approached he heard voices coming from behind the door. Thinking it was his parents, who were also wandering the mansion, he went rushing into the room. He screamed in pain as a red shaft of light cut his hand off, but to his amazement it didn't bleed. He could only stand there, scared stiff, and stare at the four cloaked figures standing in the room and the bundle of blankets, that seemed to be a deformed baby, sitting in the comfort chair by the hearth.
"What shall we do with him master?" said Wallace's attacker.
"Avadra Kadavra!" said the tallest one, who chuckled slightly as Wallace dropped lifelessly to the floor. "That is what we shall do with him Lucifer. Kotor, help him dispose of the body before anyone finds out he's dead."
"As you wish master." Lucifer and Kotor said in unison.
"Now, Lord Voldemort was it? How do you intend to use the powers that I and my pupils command?"
"I intend to have you and your pupils kill some of the highest ranking officials of the wizarding world, which will cause their government to collapse, and I will take over," said the bundle of blankets.
"Why should I, Exar Kun, the greatest Dark Lord of the Sith, and master of your feeble form of magic, help you?"
"Because, in helping me you will be able to destroy one of the few people that could actually rise up against you."
"Well I always do like destroying the opposition. Looks like you've got a business partner, provided you don't turn on me."
With that the whole group of them disapperated back to their homes.
Brad woke from his nightmare in a cold sweat; he fumbled for his light switch and turned it on. To his surprise he found a note addressed to his exact position. Wondering who it was from and how it got there, he opened it.
Dear Master Wilson,
You and eight of your friends have been requested to stay at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Enclosed you will find directions to the nearest wizarding community in your area and a list of supplies that you will need. You will be accepted as your own house and will be allowed to compete for the quidditch and house cups, and since we will be hosting the Tri- Wizard tournament this year you will be able to compete in that as well. We will be looking forward to teaching you your wizarding skills and watching the skills that you already have, but don't know you have, grow.
Yours truly,
Albus Dumbledore
After reading the note, Brad ran straight down the hall of the apartment building that he and his friends were staying in, waking each of them as he went. Each of them came out wondering whether he had actually gone crazy this time or if there was and emergency of some kind.
"We're going to Hogwarts!" he exclaimed jumping up and down. "And if you don't believe me, just read this!"
"Maybe that's why Brandi just turned into a unicorn." Josh said as everyone looked at the spot where Brandi had been standing, but all they saw was a beautiful white unicorn. As they all turned back, they all noticed that Nikki had turned into a lemur and was hanging from the railing by her tail.
"Dude, Nikki, you're a lemur." Said Derek as he turned into an albatross and then said in a gay voice. "Theriouthly thable theriouthly."
"You're not very creative Derek, I mean really, an albatross? At least I have the creativity to turn into an eagle." Sable commented as she turned into a beautiful gold eagle.
"Guys, stop fooling around, we have to get to the nearest wizard town so that we can get our school supplies and actually go to Hogwarts, so let's get going." Brad said hoping they would listen to him.
"Ya, he's right, if we don't get going by tomorrow morning we'll miss the train and not even get to go to Hogwarts." Chris added as everyone started to settle down and go back to his or her rooms to get packed.
