Disclaimer: Sunnydale and its residents belong to Joss Whedon, Kuzui Enterprises, and Mutant Enemy Productions - not me.
Fashion Statements
"It's just wrong I tell you." Xander snickered at Spike's apparent plight. He thought vampires looked just fine against falling leaves, reds and golds, everything living and dying, everything changing except for them, but Spike had a different idea. The world was a riot of color and while Spike didn't exactly fit in, he sure did stand out, which was probably the point – the quintessential vampire weather, except: "I have dead leaf goop caked all over my boots."
"It's a tragic consequence of the life style – noble heroism and dead leaf goop."
"Shut it, you."
The End.
