Author's note: Thanks to some generous reviews, guy's name is Neji and girl's name is Tenten. Also the snake guy's name is Orochimaru.
At Naruto's house…
Naruto just got out of his Pajamas and into his suit. Naruto walked over to the mirror and looked at his reflection. "Man, do I look sharp!" Naruto was about to leave his house when he decided to admire himself. Naruto went over to his CD player and played a fashion show based song. Naruto started to pose when he spotted Kakashi outside of his window taking pictures.
"Looking good, Naruto. Can I get a shot of your good side." Kakshi ran off to show the pictures to everybody. Naruto ran out the door to try to stop everybody when he saw Seto Kaiba making a speech to everybody.
"Attention people of this village, get your butts out because I'm clearing everything out and putting a new Kaiba lab here. Yes, I can do this because I'm the new Hokage."
"What did you do to our Hokage?" Kakashi asked.
"He's in Tokyo, where ninja's are kings. I have in idea," Seto said in sarcasm. "Why don't you guys join him."
The people of the village started packing there things and leaving accept for Naruto. "Hey blondie!" Seto shouted. "I said get out of here!"
Kakashi grabbed Naruto. "Come on Naruto lets go fishing. Shark fishing, Kakashi said under his breath Kakashi and Naruto went over to a fishing place in the outskirts of the village.
Naruto and Kakashi were fishing for a long time when Naruto spotted a shark. "Shark!"
"So…"
"Ahhhh! It is biting the hook."
"So…"
"IT COULD KILL ME!"
"So…"
"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT SHARKS!"
"So…"
"I don't like shark fishing!"
"Look at that sign beside you."
"What do you mean?" Naruto said while tugging for his life.
"Look at that sign beside you."
Naruto read the sign beside him. "Beware of sharks." After along time of tugging Naruto decided to cut the line. Kakshi slapped Naruto on the back of the head.
"Those shark fishing poles are not cheap!"
"That's it I'm leaving." Naruto headed over to Kaiba.
On the way there people were kicking him. Naruto started getting really mad and asked someone why he was kicking him. The person took off the note off of his head. Naruto grabbed the note and read it.
"Please kick me really hard." "KAKASHI!"
After getting past some body guards Naruto made it to Kaiba. "Seto, stop what you're doing because Naruto Huzamaki is here. Believe it!" Seto looked up from his blueprints and snapped his figures and Orochimaru threw Naruto out of the building.
When Naruto was just about to give up he heard a helicopter and he spotted Yu-Gi-Oh and Joey.
Author's note: Yu-Gi-Oh is a freshman who has the power of a ancient pharaoh in his millennium puzzle and he becomes the pharaoh when he is in trouble. Joey Wheeler Yu-Gi's best friend who is a amateur duelist. Right now he is the Pharaoh. Oh yeah, Yu-Gi-Oh stands for the king of games.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked.
"I'm Yu-Gi and he's Joey."
"I'm the best dueler in the world," Joey said while shaking Naruto's hand.
"Wait, how did you land a helicopter when we don't have a airport?" Naruto asked.
Joey's face turned to a pale green. "It was not easy."
"Where is Kaiba?" Yu-Gi asked.
"He took over our village," Naruto wined.
"Did he really?" Yu-Gi asked.
"Yes."
"I'm going to give him a 1,2," Joey said.
"Hey wait, he has some bodyguards," Naruto said.
Joey ignored him.
"Joey, don't you do it." Yu-Gi commanded.
Joey ran off into the building. A couple seconds later Joey was thrown out.
"I have a plan," Yu-Gi said while they huddled up.
"What's your plan Yu-Gi?" Joey asked.
"Ok, listen up, he's too smart to challenge me to a duel," Yu-Gi said.
"Kaiba gets competitive when he drinks caffeine."
"Oh, I get it. Naruto do have any sneaky friends?" Joey asked.
"Yeah, but how are we going to make him drink?"
"Kaiba loves coffee."
Naruto left to go find the best ninjas in the village. After awhile of searching he found the following ninjas Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji, and Tenten.
Back at the rendezvous point…
"So did Naruto fill you guys in?" Yu-Gi asked.
Everybody shook there head yes.
"Ok here is what we need," Yu-Gi said. "a cup of coffee"
"I got it covered," Naruto said.
"Meet here in 30 minutes," Yu-Gi said.
30 minutes later…
Naruto was j walking over to them.
"Here's the coffee."
"Thanks," Yu-Gi said..
Just then Sasuke was running down the road and talking quickly.
"Here's the coffee," Sasuke said rapidly.
"Talk slowly. You drank some of the coffee, didn't you?" Yu-Gi said.
Yu-Gi snatched the coffee.
"Thanks."
"No thanks needed."
45 minutes later…
Everybody was there accept for Kakashi. Just then Kakashi poofed in a puff of gray smoke.
"Sorry I was late I was…"
"LOST IN THE ROAD OF LIFE!" Sakura and Naruto shouted in his face.
"Uh yeah."
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Ok here is what we do. Kakashi and Sasuke pretend you're are his servants and give him the coffee. The rest of you guys stop his bodyguards while me and Joey confront Kaiba while he's hyper. Oh yeah Kakashi lose the mask."
"Make me."
Inside the Hokage's office…
"Ok, Kakashi we are here, don't screw it up," Sasuke said.
Kakashi went to there room were Kaiba is, but the door was locked.
"Kakashi act casual."
Kakashi stabbed a hole in the door. Sasuke elbowed Kakashi and he pocked his eye threw the hole.
"Coffee?" Sasuke said.
"Sure come in."
Just then they heard a click. When they went in Kaiba had a gun pointed at them.
"Go over to that corner and put your hands behind your head."
"How did you know?" Sasuke asked.
"Do you think I'm stupid or something. Oh Orochimaru there could be more of them."
Just then all of them barged in.
"Shoot, everybody…RETREAT!" Yu-Gi shouted.
"No way, how about you watch ninjas kick butt," Tenten said.
"Do you guys solve your problems with your fist?" Yu-Gi asked.
"Do you guys have to solve everything with your cards?" Neji asked.
"He's got a point Yu-Gi," Joey chuckled.
"Shut up."
Author's note: I would have let them settled things by dueling but it is just way to complicated.
"You guys will be a tasty meal," Orochimaru chuckled.
"Hey snake man!" Naruto shouted.
Orichimaru ignored Naruto.
"Hey you, the guy who pretends he's a snake."
Orochimaru jerked his head toward Naruto.
"I am a snake," he snapped.
"Right," Naruto said sarcastically. You're about to get your butt whipped by Naruto Huzamaki. Believe it!"
Everybody groaned.
To Be Continued…
