Disclaimer- See PT 1.


WORD COUNT- 335

WARNINGS- Avaeya's bad humor

RATING- PG15 (for dialogue)

A/N- I'm not sure if I got all the MySpace stuff right, I haven't looked at mine in ages... I hope it was close though!


MySpace

He typed his email into the little box that stared at him on the computer screen, and tapped his fingers as his computer decided to be a bitch to him and take her sweet loving time to login.

He was about to begin yelling at the blasted thing when the screen finally changed, and he was looking at the familiar page of his myspace.

He scrolled down, not expecting anything new, but smiled at the red letters that greeted him.

New Comments!

He liked comments a lot; especially if it was from some adoring fan that couldn't believe it was him.

He slid his mouse over and clicked, shifting in his seat as he anxiously awaited the new message.

I'm going to stalk you until you die, you're so beautiful. I know that you love it when you've got a hug cock ramming into you, you little whore... I'm coming to find you..

He blinked, the smile on his lips fading away. "The hell?"

The username was unfamiliar, but as he entered the page, a familiar face stared back at him. "You idiot."

The "post your own comment" link beckoned him like chocolate-covered cherries.

"Should I? Or shouldn't I? ... Well, he did call me a whore... And that is unacceptable..."

He pushed the button, and as he stared at the little white box that called for witty words, he found his already-almost-nonexistant creativity gone and hiding. "Damn." He put his fingers to the keyboard as if he was a grand pianist, performing his masterpiece. His hands were raised high... but dropped back down limply. "What to say, what to say..."

He cocked his head and stared.

And stared.

And stared.

And stared.

And finally: "I've got it..."

His hands were once more raised, and then brought down like a conductor's as he gracefully typed, "You're not getting laid for a month."

The wail that came from the second office in their house made him smile.

"Myspace is amusing."