A/N: Some of you may remember the original Band Anthology. While that was never really a "finished work", I decided to continue it in the form of a sequel. Times have changed a bit, the music is.. probably better, and I felt like writing some more parodies for your amusement.
So, for my first installment, I give you a song, ironically, about someone not in band. You know, one of those people who hangs around the band, is friends with everybody, yet isn't in band and everyone thinks that they are. This is the song of their frustration.
I'm NotIn Band(I Promise)
(Based on I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance)
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I'm not in the marching band, I'm just their band roady.
For all the dirty looks, the photographsthe band momstook,
Remember when you broke your foot and couldn't march the whole darn season?
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
You wear me out
What will it take to show you that I am not who I seem?
(I'm not in band)
I told you time and time againI'd be in bandbut don't know what it means
(I'm not in band)
To be out of the form, I could not polish a horn
Band's a class I never took, for the last time take a good hard look!
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
You wear me out
Forget about the dirty looks
The photographsthe band momstook
No, that isn't my drillbook!and the pages all are torn and frayed
I'm in band
I'm in band
I'm in band, now
(I'm in band, now)
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm in band!
(Trust Me)
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
Well, I'm not in band
I'm really not in band!
I'm not in band
I'm not in band
(In band)
Hope it lived up to the predecessors... Reviews welcome!
