WITCH Advice Givers
chapter 4
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Dear Will,
My friend has an obsession with cartoons. Help…. Please.
Sincerely,
Going Insane
Dear Going Insane,
Um…yea… Do you mean shehascrusheson cartoon characters?
Sincerely,
Will
Dear Will,
Yes….
Sincerely,
Going Insane
Dear Going Insane,
Well, that is a problem. I suggest taking her to a mental institute.
Sincerely,
Will
(This next one is serious and not meant to be funny.)
Dear Irma,
I have AIDS. I know that I'm going to die some day, and it makes it hard to live my life. It's hard for me because I have crushes, but I'll never have a boyfriend. And I'm starting to reject my family because I'm going into self-pity. And all my "so-called" friends are leaving me. What can I do?
Sincerely,
Infected
Dear Infected,
I am so sorry. But, I think you should just snap out of it and stop wallowing in your self-pity! Just… live every second to its fullest.
Sincerely,
Irma
Dear Taranee,
There's an owl that comes by my window every night and talks to me! AGH! Help!
Sincerely,
Owl-Stalked
Dear Owl-Stalked,
Well, I wouldn't find that too unbelievable… maybe you should move… or shoot the owl… Isn't that against the law? What kind of owl is it? Are you sure it's an owl? Don't shoot it if it's an eagle. That would be bad. Maybe you should try to not listen to the owl. Just, close your blinds and put earplugs in. Also, try to get more sleep. Okay? Hope that helps!
Sincerely,
Taranee
P.S. JAVA-JAVA-JAVA! (a.k.a. COFFEE-COFFEE-COFFEE!)
Dear Cornelia,
My doggy died and my mom lied!
Sincerely,
Dog-less
Dear Dog-less,
Wow…. Uhh…. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. I QUIT! GOODBYE!
Sincerely,
Cornelia
Dear Hay Lin,
Why did Cornelia quit?
Sincerely,
Wonderer
Dear Wonderer,
I don't think she acts well under pressure…
Sincerely,
Hay Lin
