Chapter 3: Crash-Mart
Chapter 3 is up! This one is a bit longer than the other 2 chapters so get ready for more insanity!
Crash and Fake Crash were in Wal-Mart looking at all the stuff they had there.
Fake Crash: TOYS! CANDY! VIDEO GAMES! MAGAZINES! They have it all!
Crash just played with his yo-yo with boredom and didn't notice Fake Crash run towards the electronics department.
Crash: Fake Crash, only people with brains as twisted as yours would be this obsessed with this store….Fake Crash?
Crash turned his head to the left and then to the right as he looked for his twin.
Crash noticed someone walking towards him
Tiny Tiger: Hello puny man, hi Crash!
Tiny Tiger was wearing yellow pants with a red muscle shirt that was ripped due to his big size.
Crash: Oh, hey Tiny have you seen my twin? He's has big eyebrows, huge teeth and is unattractive to the ladies.
Tiny: If he so unattractive then why he have two cute girls with him?
Crash gazed in pure astonishment as Fake Crash walked up to him with two attractive ladies.
Fake Crash: Some of us are born with it and some of us aren't born with it.
Crash just shook his head in disbelief
Crash: How can you have two girls when you look so…so….ugly?
Fake Crash: Crash, you're jealous because you couldn't find a date for the prom last year
Crash's eyes widened and he grabbed Fake Crash by his neck
Crash: That was to be a secret between us!
Fake Crash just shook Crash and walked off with the ladies. Tiny just stared at one of them, who turned around and winked at Tiny. Tiny turned beet red.
Crash: I have to get the maniac back so we can get to the skaters' rink
Tiny: Well, bandicoot is on his own now me going to check out pretty lady!
Tiny sped off in an instant leaving Crash alone in the store. Ripper Roo bounced over to Crash.
Ripper Roo: Hey! What's shaking Crash Bandicoot?
Crash: Fake Crash is here I have to watch him today
Ripper Roo just blinked once and gave Crash a big, toothy grin. Crash just stared and cocked his head.
Crash: What?
Fake Crash: HI CRASH BANDICOOT!
With that Crash jumped, frightened over Ripper Roo and landing on his feet, clutching his heart and taking deep breaths.
Crash: What are you mad?
Fake Crash: I heard you say skating rink and ran over and spook you just for not telling me that earlier.
Crash: How did you even hear me?
Flash Back
Fake Crash left the girls with Tiny whose tongue was sticking out and was howling like a dog in those cartoons. Fake Crash just heard Crash before Tiny left him say skating rink. Fake Crash just loved to roller blade and heard they were having a wumpa fruit eating contest. Fake Crash snuck behind him and you all know what happened.
Fake Crash: Um…Crash? I did a few things before I scared you too
Crash: You didn't…
Sales man: I'm going to get you back for that little stunt you did!
Sales Woman: You stole that game without paying!
Crash: I told you he's a menace to society
Everyone was going for Crash Bandicoot leaving Fake Crash and Ripper Roo watching as he was beaten with a stick, punched, and kicked, and body slammed, and choke slammed by a wrestler Fake Crash mocked due to his midget size.
By some crazy fluke, Crash came out without a broken bone. A few bruises but no broken bones.
Fake Crash: Wow, I can't believe you survived that crazy beat 'em up!
Ripper Roo: Especially since you slipped out unnoticed. That was lucky
Crash: Except for those painful bruises. For a midget he can do a mean choke slam.
Fake Crash: Are we going to the skating rink? Everybody's there today!
Crash needed time to think about earlier today. It was almost five 'o clock and Crash finally realized he was duped by his brother and sister….again.
Crash: Oh those dirty little runts!
Crash stomped towards the skating rink with Fake Crash and Ripper Roo following close behind as they headed for the skating rink.
The last chapter of the fan fic, Rumble at the rink is coming soon!
