Welcome To C-TV!

(A/N: What do you get when you mix a television talk show, one insane host, random (and equally insane) co-hosts, many, many, MANY, different characters from, cartoons, books, and video games? Why this useless waste of a space story!

-Grins-

Welcome to C-TV (the crossover television network) here you will find randomized, and insane talk show topics, characters who really don't want to be there, and an aura of insanity that should get some people -cough- into the asylum. Hope you enjoy, and please rate!)

(Disclaimer: I own none of characters in this story! But I own this story which is just as good!)

TO FLAMERS: you may flame this story; however my imaginary friend Bob might not like it…

There's a darkened TV station, everything and everyone, are quiet. The monotony is suddenly broken up by…

"WELCOME TO C-TV! TONIGHT WE HAVE SOME VERY SPECIAL GUESTS!" boomed a voice from above. The crowd comes to life, applauding and yelling they jump to their feet as the voice continues.

"Then please put your hands together for tonight's guests! All the way from Jump City, is everyone's favorite Goth…RAVEN!" the audience goes crazy as the dark girl gets zapped on stage by a blinding blue light.

"What the heck am I doing here, and who gave you the authority to label me you conformist!" she mutters bitterly as she took one of the five seats lined up on stage. Next to this line of chairs sits a wooden desk with a large swivel chair, and a computer.

"Next up, the weird little green alien, disguised as a human, who is bent on taking over our world, ZIM!"

"I AM ZIM!" the alien replied as he too was zapped here, "and I will destroy this world!"

"Pipe down green boy!" yelled the voice

"Hey what's wrong with being green?" came another voice from behind the stage

"And also here from Jump City, the green human shape shifter, BEAST BOY!"

"My public," he bowed as the audience cheered

"A little bit full of ourselves aren't we?" Raven rolled her eyes as he sat down, glaring at her.

"Next, the boy who survived numerous attacks, and has magical powers to boot, HARRY POTTER!" the black haired boy looked stunned, and glanced down at his wand.

"Last time I try Apparating…" he muttered

"And our last guest of the night, please welcome NARUTO UZUMAKI from the

Village of the Leaves!"

"Uh…it's the Secret Village of the Leaves…" the blonde haired boy said, scratching his head.

"But obviously if I know it exists it's not a secret"

"I suppose your right" he sighed, sitting down in the last available seat.

"And now last but certainly not least, welcome our host STACI!" the crowd went wild, as a brown haired girl walked on stage.

"Thank you, thank you! And give a warm round of applause to Bob, our narrator from above!" the audience cheered as she took a seat at the desk.

"So I bet you're all wondering why you're here," she got a round of blank stares from her capti…uh…guests! "Well you've all been chosen to take part in a talk show that I made up about 10 minutes ago!"

"Why?" asked Harry

"Why what?"

"Why'd you make up this show?"

"I wanted to! Now any more stupid questions?" the five shook their heads, "good now we can start by a few questions, first of all Beast Boy, say silk,"

"Wha…?" she got a dumb look in return

"Just say silk!"

"Ok…silk"

"Say it three times"

"Silk, silk, silk"

"Spell it twice"

"S-I-L-K, S-I-L-K"

"Now say it twice"

"…silk, silk…"

"Now what do cows drink?"

"Milk…"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha! They don't drink milk they drink water!" Staci laughed as Beast Boy gave her a confused look

"That wasn't a question," Harry said bewildered

"I know I just have always wanted to do that!"

"……O.o……" was the answer she got. Clearing her throat she moved on.

"So Naruto, what's it like having great Ninja abilities?" she asked

"Well…it's cool I guess…" he answered not knowing what to say.

"I bet, I mean you can basically multiply and do anything! Like reach the top shelf at the grocery store!"

"Uh…what does this have to do with anything?" he said

"What does ramen taste like?"

"Uh…why?" he asked, caught off guard by this question

"I've never had it so I want to know what it tastes like!"

"Well it's noodly…" but he was cut off by…

"Moving on! Raven what color do you like?"

"Uh…blue…" she answered

"Wow that's my favorite color! Sweet!" I giggled as she gave me the weirdest look imaginable.

"Alrighty, Harry, do they have Subway in England?"

"What in bloody hell…?" he said shocked and weirded out by her random behavior

"Subway! No? How about McDonald's? Do they have that?"

"Yes…" he said, a bit relieved to finally answer a question

"Do they have Ronald? You know that big scary clown? Clowns are creepy" she shivered as the thought of clowns passed through her mind. When Harry didn't say anything she turned her attention to…

"Zim!"

"I AM ZIM!"

"I know. You know I really don't like you or your show much (except Gir, he's so cute! D"

"I, ZIM WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!" the evil alien yelled as he pulled out a laser gun and started firing all over the place.

"You know you really should have a permit for a laser that caliber"

"I AM…"

"WE KNOW!" the rest of the guests exclaimed, ducking under chairs.

"That's it," muttered Harry as he pulled out his wand and started shooting Stunning Spells all over the place, hitting the laser beams and causing gigantic explosions. Meanwhile Beast Boy and Raven were also using their powers to try and stop Zim. Soon Naruto joined the group and started doing crazy Ninja moves all over the place. The audience was spellbound watching the massive fight scene. From below her desk Staci looked at her watch, and poked her head up into the battle.

"Sorry folks that's all the time we have, and you must leave before this battle gets out of hand and hurts you guys. Looking at her 'guests' she smiled, "I'm the only one without powers here but I swear I'll find some before the next show! Stay tuned for our next action packed episode!" grinning, she crawled off stage, narrowly being missed by a stray Stunner, and Laser Blast. Above the retreating audience boomed the voice again.

"COMING UP NEXT: A WORD FROM OUR SPONSERS! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!"

(A/N: please review! And I hope you tune in for the next spectacular episode, where you'll see, new guests, new faces, and perhaps some co-hosts to liven up the show a bit…D. (note: between some of the episodes, there will be some 'commercials'. Just letting you know…) again please review, and maybe give me some ideas…D)