Code Lyoko Commercial Chaos

And now a word from our sponsors, who today are the cast of Code Lyoko:

--Voice: Our animal shelters are filling up and millions of animals are without homes. Please adopt one of our fine specimens today! –Points at a large cat creature aka: Odd-

Odd: hey no! Let me go! I'm not a freaking cat you retard! Let me go you –BEEP---

--Voice: and now a word from our spokes kid! Meet Jeremie!

Jeremie: uh…buy Zippo Computers! They are the best in the…-cell phone beeps and he answers it- wait what? –Runs to the camera- EVERYONE TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTERS! THERE'S AN EVIL MASTERMIND COMPUTER GOING TO CORRUPT THE WORLD! AHHHHHHHHH!--

---Yumi walks onto a stage- Uh… why in the heck am I here?

Voice: just say the lines on the camera

Yumi: why?

Voice: just do it!

Yumi: NO! –Walks out of the studio-

Voice: -shakes his head- I will never use a Goth again, way too much attitude.

Offstage: Yumi: who are you calling a Goth you conformist! –Announcer sweatdrops as Yumi comes back on stage and runs after him---

-- Voice: our schools are so corrupted now days, I mean just look at this young man! –Pulls Ulrich into view- he has a sword! What is this world coming to? –To Ulrich- you should not have weapons at school!

Ulrich: first of all it's not a sword but a katana. Second I'm one of the people who saves this sorry world's butt every few weeks so lay off! –Stalks off-

Voice…O.o…--

---Jeremie and Aelita sit on a bench; Jeremie's arm is over her shoulder. A camera man comes up behind them-

Voice: and here we are! Finding random people on the streets and asking them to reveal their most random thoughts!

J and A: AHHH!

Voice: so you two love birds! I suppose you have some random thoughts!

Aelita: Creepy stalker! –Socks him with a powerful right hook and runs off-

Jeremie: -to the dazed reporter- for the record that wasn't me.--

--Voice: Try ClearSee contacts! You'll see better! –To Jeremie- I'm sure you'd like to get rid of those glasses huh son?

Jeremie: no not really

Voice:-whispering- you're supposed to say yeah that'd be swell!

Jeremie: when did I ever say that I wanted to sound like I'm on a Leave It to Beaver episode?

Voice…………..

Jeremie: yeah that's what I thought, idiot –walks away---

--Voice: and that was Gary with the weather, next up: Computer Images: good or bad for the brain? Experts agree that too much of staring at computers can cause hallucinations and other bad side effects…-Code Lyoko gang runs past, chasing after one of XANA's monsters- uh…--

--Jeremie: everyone this is a public service announcement to warn everyone about a super computer named XANA. He's going to try and destroy all of humanity!

-Snickering is heard, followed by all out laughter-

Jeremie: Fine then be that way you ungrateful little –BEEP---

--Voice: try our new hair dye product! Dyealot! You there! –Points at Aelita and Yumi- I'm sure you've used our products!

Aelita: um…

Yumi: no…

Voice: but there's no way that your hair could get that freakily pink or black! I mean…heh heh…-laughs nervously as Yumi and Aelita give him killer glares and then run for his life---

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming!