The Day after Thanksgiving Special
(A/N: This is the thanksgiving episode of C-TV…ok that's pretty much a given. Well um...i hope you like this chapter, i think i did very well on it!
Bob: you did not! you're just a crazy author on a constant sugar high
And you Bob are my winey complaining Goth lackey, so shut up!
Heh heh...sorry...anyway i hope you like this chapter
Bob: you already said that
Shut it...)
Disclaimer: -sings- la la la! I don't own aannyy thing! La la la! Except the rap I own that (even though i hate rap!)
Reviews:
TwilightSoulTaker:...my only reviewer...and you died...-cries- just remember: Revenge is a dish best served cold. nope i have no idea why i wrote that but...yeah...
The stage is the same as last time, except decorated festively. Orange, red, and yellow streamers hang everywhere, and the backdrop is painted in red, orange, brown, and yellow. The audience is dead quiet until suddenly Bob's Voice rings out over the set, "HELLO! WELCOME TO THE SPECIAL DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!" he yells as the audience goes nuts.
"Please keep that warm applause going as we bring out our five special guests! First off, living proof that aliens exist, STARFIRE of the Teen Titans!" the bewildered Tameranian girl walked on to stage, looking around at the audience.
"Robin? Cyborg? Anyone? Are you here?" she said as she took a seat.
"Next we have the kid whose job it is to save the world from a CPU, ODD!" the blonde, and purple haired boy off of Code Lyoko walked onto stage, confused and as bewildered as his predecessor.
"Hey this isn't the fridge! I want turkey and other leftovers!" he exclaimed
"Deal with it!" Bob coughed as he continued his introductions, "Now we have the boy, who has saved Hyrule a dozen times or more, please welcome LINK!"
"What the…?" the green clad boy stepped into view
"Next on deck we have the red headed wizard, and Harry Potter's best friend, RON!" suddenly a blonde haired boy, with a naked mole rat stepped into view
"Hey! This isn't Bueno Nacho! And who is Harry?"
"You imbecile! You weren't supposed to come on stage yet! I meant Ron Weasley!"
"'Omebody say my name?" a red head walked onto stage, in pajamas and wiping sleep from his eyes.
"Where were you?" Bob glared from some unknown part of the set
"Sleeping, like other normal people would do at 4:00 in the morning"
"Yeah well we're not normal here so sit-down!" he cleared his throat, "now where was I? oh yeah well since our last guest Ron Stoppable just barged onto stage, please give a hearty round of applause for our insane host, STACI!" the audience looked up as they heard a shriek. There in a safety harness was their host, who was now flying around the room. Suddenly there came a snap and she tumbled down and hit the stage with a THUMP! Glaring icily around her she looked up.
"Bob, get down here." She said in an eerily calm voice. A spiky black haired boy in a black shirt and jeans came into view on the stage and started talking to Staci. At first it was quiet and no one could hear anything until…
"NEXT TIME YOU PUT ME UP IN THE RAFTERS MAKE SURE THERE'S A GODAMN SAFETY NET!" she yelled wildly. Bob muttered something which set up another burst of fury,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS ONE? IF THERE WAS A NET THEN WHY WASN'T IT IN PLACE?" another muttering from her lackey,
"DOWN SIZING! WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOWNSIZING! ARE WE GETTING SO BUDGET CONSISIOUS THAT WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKIN' NET TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE? BESIDES I RUN THIS DAMN SHOW! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MESS WITH MY…" she was cut off by a whisper from Bob that seemed to shut her up. And evil grin crossed her face.
"Ooooohhhh…him…never mind... I'll take care of him…" and she walked off stage. The audience was dead quiet, and there was absolutely no sound. Then they hear a scream of terror, followed by a thump. A dishwater blonde boy ran out on stage, completely terrified, and being followed by Staci, who was wielding a giant turkey leg.
"No! Get away from me you spaz!" he yelled as he covered his head from the blows, "ouch! I'm sorry ok? I thought it would be funny! Ahhhhhh! And he ran out of the studio.
"Idiot…oh well found a use for Thanksgiving leftovers…" she shook her head and turned her attention to her new set of captives, "Well hi there! Sorry about that…" she grinned sheepishly, "anyway let's get on with the show! You know the drill, I ask you answer, no matter how stupid the question!" she finished staring at her guests interestedly.
"Oh God," Ron muttered. Unfortunately Staci heard him.
"Ron W!" she exclaimed, "I had your best friend on this show! This should be fun!" she giggled as he blushed and started muttering curses under his breath.
"So, you and Hermione going out yet?" she calmly asked as he turned even deeper red.
"Err…no…" he finally stammered out, beet red and staring at his shoes.
"You really should think about that, I've read every single of your books like five times and everything points in that direction,"
"Err…she's just a good friend…"
"Surrreeee" Staci said in disbelieving tone, "ok then moving on, Starfire, do you have any alien food here with you?" Starfire gleefully giggled as she pulled out a disgusting looking mass of gelatin with blobs floating around in it.
"This is Glorg, one of my specialties!" she giggled again as the rest of the guests and their host looked at the wiggling mass of jelly.
"Hey I remember this! It was on one of the episodes! Terra said it tasted like sushi!"
"Yes, she did indeed like my cooking!"
"Well then I better taste it!" and without hesitation, Staci gulped down the 'food'. The rest of the guests looked at her with green faces, as she licked her lips.
"Well I've never had sushi, but it tastes like chicken!"
"Why is it that every thing tastes like chicken?" asked Link, as he turned even greener then his hat.
"Search me," Staci agreed. And she turned her attention to…
"Ron and Rufus! What's up?" she asked as they looked at her in utter incomprehension.
"Uh…the ceiling?"
"Good answer. Now, can you do a rap for us?"
"What!"
"Oh come on! You can do the Naked Mole Rap! Why not another?"
"Oh my god…" he muttered
"Ok then, I'll just have to write you a rap, I am the controller of your fate!" she said, pulling out pen and some paper. After a few moments she was done, and handed the sheet to Ron.
"You really me to rap this?" he said faintly, as she nodded. He sighed and began…
Yo Yo Yo and a Bottle of rum
This is my pirate rap of fun
You think this stupid; then right you are!
Pirates don't rap they now rob cars
We live on ships and sail along
Robbing towns as we sing this song
Now I'm through and finally done
Yo yo yo and a bottle of rum!
"That was the dumbest thing I've EVER had to do!" he said as he finished my song
"Nah, the time you went looking for that library book that was in your backpack the whole time that was the dumbest!"
"Hey how do you know about…?"
"Link! What's it like being part of a world that is covered in darkness and monsters?"
"Um…good?"
"Why?"
"Because I get to fight them off"
"Why?"
"Because I don't want them to suck my brains out,"
"Why?"
"Because it'd be painful!"
"Why?"
"Just because!"
"…why?"
"AAAAHHHHH!" and Link ran off set. She giggled,
"I've always wanted to do that. Ok…so 4 down 1 to go, heh heh… she stared at Odd who looked scared for a moment.
"What?" he finally asked,
"Nothing…so what's it like on Lyoko?"
"It's ok, except it's covered in monsters,"
"Really? Wow, you must be in part of Hyrule! Have you ever met Link there?"
"…no…just Aelita,"
"Bummer that would have made for an interesting episode,"
"Uh…well…"
"Oops that's all the time we have! Thanks for tuning in for this episode of C-TV! I'm going to go find more Glorg!"
"Glorious! I shall cultivate the fungus now!" Starfire's voice rang from behind her.
"Yay! Thanks for coming! And Stay Tuned!"
(A/N: PLEASE REVIEW! I'm sad when people don't review! –Goes and cries-)
