The Remote...

(A/N: I promise you that I'll start adding co-hosts soon. I just need to get some quotes and other things first. Uh…well that's it…hope you enjoy this chapter!

Bob: why in the hell would anyone give you a talk show?

They didn't I snuck onto the TV network!

Bob….O.o….

Yeah that's right! Now shut it! -.-)

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You know the drill. Same stage, different night. The audience it cheering as Bob takes the microphone and begins his introductions.

"GOOD EVENING YA'LL! Tonight we have some very special guests! First off we have the pink haired girl who is bound by a virus-AELITA!" the audience goes nuts as she wanders onto stage.

"You said Jeremie was going to be here!" she said angrily. The voice chuckled evilly.

"I lied!" she glared at the unseen voice as she sat down. "Next we have the blue haired 'weapon' from the future, FAYT!" he too walked out onto stage and stared at the many watching eyes.

"Uh…I'm supposed to be fighting Veendini…" he mumbled sitting down.

"We now have HAY LIN! The young air guardian!" she waltzed onto the set beaming, the only one who seemed to be enjoying herself. Even Bob seemed a little stunned, but regained control.

"Ooookkkk…um now we have SAM, the anti-social Goth, who's dating a ghost!"

"Hey! Danny's a really good friend and I'm not dating him!" she yelled bitterly at him as she sat down.

"Our last guest of the night, please welcome COSMO, the little wish granting abnormality!"

"I like corn!" Cosmo yelled as he flew out onto stage

"Rrrrrriiiigggghtttt….anyway welcome our insane asylum victim host STACI!" the audience gave a rousing hand of applause as she came on stage.

"Welcome! Welcome to all! We have a heck of a show lined up for you so let's get started!" she grinned as she sat down at her desk, eyeing each of the new victims on her show.

"This is soooooo breaking the UP3," Fayt finally said, shaking his head sadly

"Why? This is Earth! Just in the past! Jeez. Anyway you didn't care when you landed on Elicoor II so why do you care now?"

"Hey how do you know all that?"

"Read your bio. Plus I got this!" the girl grinned as she held up a game disk, and a remote.

"They've made a game about me?"

"Yep,"

"Oh man…now everyone knows about my life."

"I wouldn't say that. I'm only to Elicoor."

"Oh my God, if my team could see this…"

"Anyway! Hey there Sam!"

"Uh…hi?"

"Is it cool when Danny possesses you?"

"He's never possessed me…that's Tucker…"

"Oh…ok, but are you dating him?"

"NO!"

"O.o, no need to get snippy"

"Bug off"

"See now you're just acting like Bob when he's mad at me! Is that a Goth thing?"

"Eat dirt"

"Wow…first time I've ever made anyone mad…sweeet!"

"You consider that a good thing?" she said a bit scared

"Hey I haven't got any flames so someone has to get mad at me!"

"Weird…"

"Aelita! How come your hair is pink?"

She looked stunned at this question, "um…I don't know?"

"Have you ever considered dyeing it blue? Blue is better!"

"No…I like my hair…"

"Alrighty whatever"

"Why am I on this show?"

"I wanted you to be on my show! Isn't that a good enough reason?"

"Not really…"

"Too bad!" she coughed as she continued, "Cosmo! What's up?"

"Um…" he rolled his eyes in concentration, "I don't know"

"Do you like corn?"

"Corn is gooooood!"

"You should come to our farm! We gots corn! Lots of corn…and cows!"

"Corn is nice…it grows on Pluto!"

"It does? SWEET!"

"It does not!" Sam yelled

"How would you know? Have you ever been to Pluto?"

"Well no…"

"FAYT! Does corn grow on Pluto?"

"Um…sure…whatever," he said bewildered

"SEE! Cosmo and me was right!"

"Wow that's a word I thought I'd never hear, Cosmo was right," a voice rang out as Wanda came onto stage.

"Wanda! This is awesome!" Staci shrieked

"Yeah…well Cosmo has to go to a psychiatrist appointment…"

"What's a psychiatrist?" the green haired fairy asked

"It means she's gonna take you to a shrink,"

"NOOOOOO!" he yelled as he was dragged off the stage

"Poor Cosmo…the shrink is baaaadddd…" she shivered

"You would know?" Fayt asked. Staci glared at him before turning her attention to her last guest.

"Hey Hay Lin!"

"Hi Ya!"

"What's it like when you cross the veil?"

"Hee hee…I was in two worlds at once!"

"HOW!"

"Stick one foot in Meridian and leave the rest of yourself on earth!"

"What's it feel like?"

"Like your getting sucked into a black hole,"

"SWEET!" suddenly the insane host grabbed her remote and opened a wormhole in time and space. Her guests stared at her.

"What? The rest of the people I have on my show got super powers, why not me?"

"Uh…" they still stared at her dumbfounded

"Forget you then! I've never tested this feature before! Into the unknown I go!" and without hesitation she stepped into the gaping hole and it vanished leaving her remote control behind.

"Uh…how's she going to get back?" Aelita asked. The rest of them shrugged. There was an unusually loud silence, broken up by Bob coughing.

"Well um…yeah I guess that's it…GET OUT OF THIS STATION!" He yelled as the audience got up cheering and exited the station.

MEANWHILE…

"Hey where am I? What the heck? HEY WHERE'S MY DAMN REMOTE! SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY! THAT MEANS YOU BOB!"

MEANWHILE…

"Hmmm….I has this strange feeling that somewhere someone is going to kill me…" Bob said as he left the TV station, smirking.

(A/N: um…please review? I've only had one reviewer so far…it's kinda sad…)