Explosions

(A/N: I'm backkkk! Lol I gots a co-host! Yay! I really hope you like this chapter and please review!

Bob: -warily- who's the co-host?

Why Emma of course!

Bob: o.O NOOOOOO!

Oh buck up you baby!

Bob: She poked my eye out!

Deal with it, or go eat gravel

Bob: hmm…eat gravel- be on a show that has people that I secretly dislike…-starts to walk out-

BOB! Get back here!)

Reviews:

TwilightSoulTaker: lol! Great! I can use this! Lol…

"Welcome to tonight's show! We got some very, VERY special (Ed) guests for you tonight! First off, please welcome DRACO Malfoy!" Bob's voice rang out loudly as a bright blonde haired boy walked onto the stage

"Why in the world would I ever choose to be here?" He wondered out loud

"You didn't, we just randomly put you here,"

"Damn"

"Next up, the red headed Crimson Blade, NEL Zelpher!" the agent of Aquaria walked onto set, very bewildered.

"Fayt warned me about this…you're going to spoof me aren't you?"

"…jeez you take the fun out of everything!" Nel turned pale but sat down

"Now coming, that cute little clueless robot, GIR!"

"I'm going to sing the Doom song! Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom…" the little robot sang

"Oooookkkk….uh…welcome PHILIP, the nickel!" a small silver coin rolled onto the stage

"And last but certainly not least, please welcome SUKURA!"

"What did you do with my Sasuke?" she shrieked

"Get a grip I didn't do anything with him,"

"Jerk, you made me come down here for nothing!" she grumbled, sitting down

"And please give a warm welcome to our host, STACI!" she walked on the stage, grinning

"Thank you, Thank you all for joining us tonight," she said, pacing around the stage. Suddenly a voice rang out

"Hey how'd ya get back here?" someone from the audience yelled

"It's an adventure…"

"Yeah,"

"Full of action…"

"Yeah…"

"Lots of humor, tears, and romance…"

"Yeah!"

"And I'm sure you'd wanna hear the whole thing…"

"YEAH ALREADY!"

"…Not telling!" she gleefully laughed

"All that hype for nothing, very scary…" Nel muttered. Philip sat silent, in her chair. Staci nodded.

"Yep that's right Phil! We have a very special occasion today!"

"What now?" Draco muttered, weirded out by the fact that she just held a conversation with a coin

"I've got a co-host!"

"…O.o…"came the reply, except for Gir who sat humming.

"Please welcome Emma!" Staci exclaimed. The audience looked expectantly at the back door, but it remained silent. The clock ticked by and still she didn't come. Finally Staci sighed

"Well, um…ok then…we'll start without her…Draco, why do you hate Harry?"

"Because he's a bloody Muggle-loving twit,"

"I see, but…he hates the Dursley's…they're Muggles"

"Yeah but he likes Hermione…"

"But…she's a witch…"

"Oh just shut up! You don't know what you're talking about!" he finally yelled, reaching the end of his patience

"Alright then, Philip, what's your favorite pastime?"

Philip sat silent

"Really? Wow that's the last way I would spend my time!"

Philip still remained inaudible

"But math sucks! Don't lecture me on the good things about it! I've spent 10 years hating math and I'm not gonna start loving it now!"

The silence grew even louder as all the people in the auditorium watched the insanity of a girl talking to…a nickel.

"Well fine then! I can like what I like and you can like what you like!" turning to her other guests who were now looking at her with strange looks

"Well then…uh…Nel, why are you a Crimson Blade?"

"Because I live to serve my country, I will die before I forsake my country." She said proudly

"…O.o…wow…that's…deep"

"Yeah why in bloody hell would you die for something so…trivial as your homeland?" Draco piped up in the background

"That's not what I meant…" Staci started but was cut off by…

"You think it's a waste of time buddy?" I'll show you the power of Apris!"

"I'll show you the power of You-Know-Who!" Draco retorted pulling out his wand

"…what? Who's You-Know-Who?"

"Quit it! I'll explain later Nel" Staci said breathlessly. Turning to Draco she said furiously, "If you get into one more fight on my set, or talk about destroying England with Voldemort," Draco gave an involuntary shudder at the mad man's name, "I'll forcibly remove you from set or worse…" Draco gulped, but said firmly,

"I'm not afraid of you!"

"You should be, I control every thing on this TV show. I can turn you into a ferret if I wanted to," she grinned evilly, holding up her remote,

"You wouldn't!"

"Sure I would! And I'll tell everyone what your middle name is, and who you're secretly crushing on!"

Draco paled dramatically, "how do you know so much?"

Staci laughed maniacally before continuing her questioning,

"Sakura! Do you like ramen?"

"…uh…sure?"

"Is it good?"

"Yeah…"

"Why do you hate Naruto?"

It seemed like she struck a nerve as Sakura started ranting about all that she hated about the blonde haired demon carrier

"Uh…ookkk….Gir!"

"OMG Staci is that Gir! Yeah!" a voice pierced the air

"You made it! Please welcome Emma!"

"Why thank you, thank you all!" Emma bowed as she walked up on stage. She then took a seat

"So why are you late?"

"Some bozo forgot to give me directions to the studio,"

"…BOB!"

"What?"

"Next time we have a co-host write down the freakin' directions!"

"Yeah Bob! I spent 20 minutes trying to find the place!" Emma exclaimed

"Alright, alright, just chill!"

"Good," Staci turned her attention to Gir who was now singing again

"So Gir, do you like being a robot?"

"Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom…" came the reply

"Uh…" and she whispered to Emma, "I think he's broke,"

"Naw! Just adorable! Come here you!" and she ran over and grabbed Gir into a big hug.

"Awww," the audience sighed

"This is pathetic," Draco muttered, but unfortunately, Emma heard him

"DRACO! OMG he's on the show too! YES! My life is complete!" she stood up, and stared at the blonde haired Slytherin

"Uh-oh…" he bolted out of his chair

"Get back here!" she yelled chasing after him

Suddenly there was a loud whirring noise and a giant explosion as a massive hole appeared in the wall. Staci was shocked and dismayed.

"SOMEONE BETTER BE PAYING FOR THAT!"

"I am Zim!"

"Oh God not you again…"

"Gir you exploded!" Emma said frightened.

"Nope! Doom, Doom, Doom…" Gir said

"Then who…hey it's Zim!" Emma said looking up a the giant robotic structure that the green alien was encased in, and holding on to Gir and Draco, who was inching away from her grasp.

"That is correct puny earth creature!"

"Hey! Who are you calling puny?"

"You! And I have come to retrieve my own robot, Gir!"

"Uh…" Emma looked around wildly and saw Philip, "give ya a nickel to let me have him!"

"Foolish girl! I cannot be bribed! Now give me my lackey!"

"NEVER! You'll have to pry him from my cold dead grasp!" and she took off running, clutching the little robot, and dragging along a very reluctant Draco

"Then prepare to die! Die all of you!" the furious Zim said, shooting lasers everywhere. The panicked audience ran out of the studio screaming, as the rest of us sat and watched Zim's rampage. Staci glanced at her watch and gasped.

"My gosh that time already? Wow thanks you all for coming…" she ducked as a laser flew over head, "god dang it Emma just give him Gir!"

"NEVER!" Staci's co-host ran out of the studio, still clutching Gir, who was singing…

"Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom…"

"Get back here!" Zim yelled and took off after her

Staci watched Gir and Zim, and wondered aloud as she walked off the set, "Does he EVER stop singing?"

(A/N: I'm so proud of this chapter! Yay! Please review!)