Chapter 7: Live From New York!
Part One: Buses, Airports, and Planes, Oh My!
(A/N: Er…-grins sheepishly as she gets glares from the audience…- ok I'm sorry that I haven't updated! But I've got a multipart series for you that should make up for it (I wrote it when I was in New York so bite me!) the first chapter alone took up almost 8 sheets of notebook paper –tries hard not to think about the other chapters she has to write- so without further ado I welcome you to the city of New York! (Not to be confused with New York Mills, a city near where I actually live))
Disclaimer: Back off I don't own them you twits!
Everything is dark and the audience is staring at a glowing television set. A voice booms out disrupting the silence, "Welcome to C-TV! Seeing as how our host is away (and the TV station is being repaired)" Bob coughed sarcastically as someone yelled "I am Zim!"
"Shaddup! Now as I was saying, we have brought you to New York City, the city of lights, broken dreams, and gambling."
"You moron! You're talking about Las Vegas!" yelled a familiar voice off set.
"Jeez sorry! Anyway we bring you live to the city, so that's really all you need to know. Now please give a warm welcome to our guests!" a line of people showed up on the TV screen. The crowd went wild as Bob spoke again.
"We had her here once, now we welcome Raven of the Teen Titans!"
"I thought I was done with this show!" she yelled angrily
"Nope, we get to torture you forever!"
"Damn it!"
"Next, we have Gir, that lovable little robot (thatalmostgotuskilledlasttime)" he finished hastily
"Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom!" he sang
"Don't you ever shut up?"
"Doom, Doom, Doomie, Doom…"
Bob Rolled his eyes and another voice yelled out, "I am Zim!" and Bob sighed
"Yes, you probably all remember him, and hate him a bit, but he wouldn't let us take Gir without him, please welcome Zim!"
"I am Zim!"
"WE KNOW!" the audience said in annoyance
"Now give a warm welcome to Ulrich, the quiet leader of the Lyoko world,"
"When have I ever said that?" Ulrich wondered aloud
"Well…uh…
"Yeah that's right, never!"
"Um…well ok…Our last guest of the night, please welcome Draco Malfoy!"
"Wait a minute, isn't that the alien that almost killed all of us on the last show?"
"Maybe…" Bob said slyly, as Draco paled
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!" he yelled and started to sprint away
"Oh no you don't!" cried a voice, and out came Emma who caught Draco in a tight hug.
Bob sighed, "We have a whole mess of co-hosts on the trip, and you've met one of them, please welcome Emma again, and pray she doesn't destroy us all."
"BOB! Be nice!" yelled a voice and out stepped Staci who was glaring at the unknown narrator from above.
"Hey I'm just telling it like it is!"
"Just like you said that New York was a center of gambling?"
"I can make a mistake!"
"ONLY TWO STATES ACTUALLY ALLOW GAMBLING YOU TWIT!"
"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING PERFECT!"
Just start the show! Some of us actually have lives!" Raven spoke up, clearly annoyed. Staci gave another glare at Bob (or so we think) and changed the subject.
"Welcome to C-TV, where chaos and insanity rule all. Today we have a very special, multi-part show for you. Our school choir has been picked to sing at Carnegie Hall in New York, and I thought it would cause a lot interest if I brought some weirdo's along.
"HEY!"
"So where are you now?" a voice from the audience cut through the indignity of being called a weirdo. Suddenly the TV emitted a loud thump and crash, "and what the heck was that?"
Staci grimaced, "Oh that was probably us running over a raccoon or something." She got a full round of blank looks and continued, "we're on the bus to the airport," she explained
"AHHHHH!" someone screamed, and the audience looked even more puzzled.
"Don't worry that was probably just Draco again," she turned to the back of the bus, "SHUT UP YOU BABY!" and then did a double take.
Someone had dressed Gir up in a baby bonnet and diaper, was sucking a pacifier, and looked somewhat pleased for some reason.
"Oh my god she's got a family…" Staci muttered as she saw Emma hugging Gir, and had Draco chained to the luggage rack, "Emma what did you do?"
"Isn't he adorable?" came the reply. Staci couldn't tell if she was talking about Gir who was mumbling to himself, or Draco who seemed to be trying to gnaw off the chains.
"Whatever…" Staci turned back to her hostages…er…captives…uh –smacks forehead- …guests, and smiled (evilly or otherwise it wasn't known) "well ok then, we've gotta find seats!" she looked around, and saw that there were no empty seats anywhere, "ok…this could be a problem…" suddenly the people glowed black and were flung to the back of the bus.
"O.o…" Ulrich looked confused but Staci grinned,
"Thanks,"
"Whatever," Raven quickly sat down, followed soon after by Ulrich and Staci. After a few moments they were all bored.
"I know, let's play a game!" Staci got some weird looks but Raven and Ulrich said nothing. "Ok I spy something blue,"
"My cloak," Raven replied
"How'd you know?" Raven just gave her a look
"Uh…ok…you are really stupid," Raven muttered as Staci mastered a blank look
"Dang I lost…" she muttered
"I AM ZIM!" the little green alien finally yelled out, for the first time
"SHUT UP!"
"That's it…" Ulrich pulled out his katana
"ULRICH NO I AM NOT PAYING THE GODDAMN COURT BILLS IF YOU KILL HIM!"
Tensions were running high, as the bus finally pulled to a stop in front of…
"Yay! Airport time!" Staci laughed
"Oh no…" Ulrich muttered, as Staci pulled him to the metal detectors, and pushed him through. The device immediately went off and he was soon surrounded by heavily armed guards.
"Son I'm going to have to ask you to please leave the sword here,"
"No way! It's mine! He growled, and the guards moved in to forcibly take it from him.
Staci sighed and pulled out the remote. She pressed a button and the entire scene froze, showing the guards leaping on top of the boy. She calmly pushed her way through the hoard and picked up the immobilized boy, and walked to the gate.
"Emma! Staci! You made it! And you brought Gir!" a voice cried as they reached the gate.
"Back off he's mine!" Emma yelled
"What took you so long?" asked another voice.
"Ulrich, the battle-mode kid over here, tried to get through airport security with a katana. She said, pointing at the frozen kid.
"Shouldn't you unfreeze him?"
"I probably should…but it's so quiet!" she protested, but pressed play and Ulrich regained mobility, glaring at everyone.
"Do that again and I'll rip your tongue out," he threatened
"Uh…moving on…shouldn't you introduce us?" Raven asked in a tone that said that she really didn't care one way or another.
"Right! Raven, Zim, Ulrich, Draco (who was now unchained but looked incredibly terrified) and Gir (Doomie Doom Doom!) Meet Mariah and Audrey.
"Hey,"
"Hello,"
"Whatever,"
"I am Zim!"
"Doom!"
"Holy cow Staci what did you do, kidnap them?" Mariah asked
"Uh…maybe…but Emma helped!"
"You weren't supposed to tell!" Emma replied, shocked.
"What does it matter?"
"…right…"
"Great we got a klepto of people of all things," Audrey rolled her eyes
"Well you didn't tranquilize them did you?"
"Uh…funny you should mention that…
"Never mind I don't wanna know"
"When do we leave?"
"About a half hour,"
"Hey what's that smell?" a boy's voice called from behind them
"Hey Drew! Staci brought some freaks…er…friends…"
"I'm serious what's that smell! It smells like fish!"
"What kind of fish?"
"Rotten!" Drew exclaimed as he started sniffing people
"O.o…Ooookkkkk….uh…" Raven said stunned
"Aha! It's you!" Drew cried, pointing at…
"I am Zim!"
"Oh god no…" Staci groaned
"Ha! I have located the source! Now I shall destroy the fish!" Drew picked up a fire hose and turned it full blast at Zim
"AHHH NOOO! This shall disrupt my global conquest plans!" Zim yelled, but the smell was gone and Drew was happy.
"Well will begin boarding flight 171 to Newark in 10 minutes. Passengers with small children and disabilities should being boarding now." a voice over the intercom droned.
"That would be us!" Staci exclaimed
"What?" Emma asked confused, and then saw that she was pointing at Gir who was still dressed like a little kid, "oh…"
"Besides you all have a disability, mental that is," Draco spoke for one of the first times,"
"Thank you!" They sang, as he sweat-dropped and followed them onto the plane. The back half was almost completely taken up by the group.
"Here we go!" Staci exclaimed, once they were up in the air.
"Uh…we already left" Draco informed her. He was still untied but his eyes kept darting between the door and Emma who was watching him.
"YAY!" Gir squealed and started running up and down the aisle of the plane
New York was about to fall to its knees in front of them. All they had to do was get to Newark without killing each other first. 5 characters and 4 teens in sugar-caffeine induced hyperness, what was the worst that could happen?
(A/N: I really would like reviews on this! Please? –Begs- I'll update sooner if you review! –Pleas some more- and thank you all who reviewed last chapter!)
