Live From New York!

Part Two: New Yorkian Accents

(A/N: Yeah…well I got kicked off of Fanfiction (darn script format…what's wrong with it?) So I'll update this along with Part Three. Hope you love it! And please review!)

Disclaimer: uh…-points at another chapter-

"AHHH!"

"Shut up Draco we're starting the show!"

The TV flickered on and Staci stood smiling sheepishly. Draco was still buckled in his seat, very, very pale, and had a sock stuffed into his mouth.

"Who knew Malfoy was afraid of heights" Audrey said in disbelief

"Aw! Poor little Draco!" Emma cooed

"God you baby we're on the ground!" Mariah exclaimed

Staci sighed, "Welcome to another action packed addition to C-TV. As you noticed we have landed and we have to pick up the bags!"

"Let's go already!" Ulrich yelled in exasperation. So the group made their way over to the Baggage Claim.

"Why does it always take forever for this thing to actually move?" Raven wondered after the 219th bag circled the machine.

"I AM ZIM!"

"Damn it!" Raven whipped around, annoyed and the aliens head was surrounded by a black force. Zim choked and started running around frantically till he smacked into a wall and collapsed.

"Moron," Ulrich muttered

"Uh…where'd Gir go?" Audrey asked

"What? He's gone! He was not supposed to leave without a buddy. It's Koz's orders!" Staci exclaimed looking around frantically looking for the clueless robot.

"Oh no not Gir!" Emma said, but not in a hyper voice.

"No yelling, shrieking, or other forms of hyperness? Something's wrong with Emma!" Mariah exclaimed

"Ok, as weird as it is that Emma is, 'normal' we really got to find that robot." Raven said. And the group began their search for Gir.

"Excuse me is this yours?" a girl's voice spoke behind them. There was Gir STILL singing and looking absolutely pleased.

"Rachel! Where did you find him?"

"He was riding the luggage line"

"Doomie, Doom, Doom, I go WHEE!" the excited robot grinned.

"Where were you Rachel?" Mariah asked

"Uh…in the seat in front of you?"

"Oh yeah…good times…good times…"

"So now what?" Raven asked once they had found all the bags

"More bus rides!" Staci squealed

"Yay!" Gir yelled

"NO!" Ulrich screamed. Emma, who was standing next to him at the time, had had enough.

"Goddamn it shut up or I'll hurt you!" Emma snapped, glaring at the samurai.

"Yay Emma's back!" Mariah exclaimed

"What are you going to do about it?" snarled Ulrich, pulling out his katana

"Bring it!" Emma held out her fists. Both of them attacked and the TV screen went blank.

Five Minutes Later…-CRASH!-

"Wow Emma you kicked the crap out of him,"

"Could've done it in a minute, but I like to give the opponent a sporting chance," the TV flickered back on and Ulrich was lying in a heap on the floor, tied up and looking beaten and worn.

"Well lets get the bags out of here," so the posse started dragging bags (and Ulrich) out the door.

"Raven couldn't you just levitate this stuff?" Mariah choked out as they threw the bags on the bus

"Probably," Raven smirked, her bag floating in the air

"You can levitate stuff?" Audrey exclaimed

Raven shrugged, "It was amusing watching you guys struggle,"

"Thanks a lot," Ulrich mumbled,

"I am Zim! I will destroy you!" Zim cried as they got on the bus

"That's it," Staci said, and stuffed Zim in the overhead luggage rack

"Hey!" he was cut off by the sound of the storage bin slamming.

"Much better," Draco sighed. He seemed much more relaxed now, and didn't even flinch when Emma sat next to him.

"Aww they're so cute!" whispered Staci. They all giggled. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom

"Welcom ta Newaark! Ina few moments we'll be entaing New Yark Sity!" (A/N: I had to make up the accent ok? So shoot me!")

"Oh my god they talk funny!" Emma laughed

"Uh…ookkkk…." Raven stared

"New Yaark Sity has meny different thangs ta see. Ina few moments we'll be entaing da Lincoln Tunnel, which goes right unda the Hudson Rivar,"

"Oh my god they talk really funny!" The whole bus started laughing except for Draco, Raven, and Ulrich, (Gir was laughing…at what we'll never know…)

"Uh…does that mean I talk funny?" Draco wondered

"No way! British accents are cool!" Emma reassured him

"It's the hotel!" Audrey exclaimed

"Finally," Ulrich muttered

"Oh come on, act positive! It's not everyday we get ta come ta New Yaark Sity!" Staci giggled

"O.o," Emma walked over and hit her in the head returning her speech to normal

"Thanks,"

"No problem," she looked at her watch and gasped, "Damn it! We've only got 15 minutes to get on our formal!"

"Formal…?" Raven asked but was dragged into the elevator.

"Ok here's the deal, boys get one room. Raven can room with me, Rachel, and Emma," Staci explained

"Oh dang…" Raven muttered

"NO WAY! THAT ALIEN ALMOST GOT US KILLLED LAST TIME I WAS WITH YOU GUYS!" Draco yelled

"No turning back now," Rachel stepped out of the elevator and was trampled by a hoard of stampeding kids, "hey wait up!"

"Dang we only have 10 minutes!" Emma exclaimed again. So room 219 started dressing at breakneck speed.

"Um…I didn't bring any formal clothes…" Raven trailed off as a mess of clothes hit her in the face.

"I have extras!" Staci was frantically pulling on socks.

Raven took on look at the outfit and grimaced, "Oh hell no!"

"Come on Raven!" Rachel exclaimed in exasperation

"Besides you run around in a leotard and cape, I think you'll survive," Staci said logically (ßFirst time for everything…)

Raven sighed and pulled on the outfit. It was a pale pink, frilly dress, "I feel like a fool, and I hate pink!" she finally said

"So do I but do my parents listen? Nooo" Staci explained

"Let's go!" and the group ran down stairs to go to dinner.

"Ha ha! Nice dress!" Ulrich started laughing (for the first time all trip) at Raven's dress. She glared at him and he found himself hurled into oncoming traffic.

-CRASH—SHREIK-SMASH—HOOONNNK-AAAAHHHHH-

The group turned to stare at Raven who had a look of false innocence on her face

"What?" the group sighed exasperatedly

"AHHH!" came a scream, and Mariah sighed

"Oh fine" and she walked straight into traffic. Instead of screams and crashes however, there was nothing. Mariah finally emerged from the street, completely unharmed, dragging Ulrich who looked dazed (darn taxi's…) and they all walked into Grand Central Station. After marveling at the acorn structure of the terminal, they walked into the Chrysler Building.

"Wow," the group stared transfixed in awe of the giant building.

"WHEE!" the group turned to see Gir spinning around in the revolving doors.

"Uh…Gir…" the doors spun faster

"We have a reservation…" Gir grinned and paid no attention to them

"Gol Dang It Gir Get Outta There!" and Staci grabbed the smiling idiot robot, narrowly missing getting crushed

"Well that wasn't dangerous," Audrey quipped

"Lets just get some dinner," so the posse headed for the small Mediterranean restaurant

A Few Minutes Later…

"Heh, Mariah you look funny!"

"Not as funny as you Emma!"

They were now at the restaurant and things had gotten…weird…

"Audrey, are you sure they didn't spike you Shirley Temple?" Staci asked

"Why would they serve alcohol to a minor?" came the response

"Good point…"

"It's just good old sugar!" Rachel sighed happily

"You should try some!" Emma giggled

"Thanks, but it's more fun watching you people," Staci responded, grinning

"I'd really hate to see you guys drunk," Raven said leaning back on her chair

"We should try that sometime!" Rachel exclaimed

"Yeah maybe we'd be normal!" Mariah grinned

"Now that's something I'd like to see," Draco said shaking his head

"Hey, what happened to Zim?" Staci asked

"Funny you should mention that…" Ulrich trailed off

Flashback!

"I AM ZIM" Zim shrieked

"Oh my God I am not putting up with that!" Ulrich ranted

"……" Draco sighed and pulled out his magic wand and muttered a spell. Zim stopped in his tracks and fell over, victim to the Full Body Bind spell

"Nice…" Ulrich murmured

"Idiot, next time do something about the little moron!"

"So what do we do with him?" Ulrich suddenly spotted the closet and grinned evilly. He picked up Zim and tossed him in the small room as easily as a bag of flour, and slammed the door.

"Well let's go eat!" and they ran out of the room.

End of Flashback

"Well I suppose that it's better then throwing him down a manhole," Staci rolled her eyes

"What happened to Gir then?" Emma asked

"Uh…I think he's still bugging the coat check guy,"

"WHEEEEE!" Raven yelled

"O.o," everyone turned to look at Audrey who had an empty glass of what used to have been a Shirley Temple.

"What? Sugar is good!" she shrugged, as Raven started bouncing off the walls.

"Well this is scary," Staci shook her head and pulled out a straight-jacket

"Uh…where did you get that?" Rachel asked, but all she got was a blank look, and soon Raven was completely restrained

"Ok kids, you have to get back to the hotel. Lights out in 10 minutes!" and eccentric looking man exclaimed

"Alright Koz," the girls said obediently and started back to the hotel, Raven on a leash. They went their separate ways, and entered their rooms.

"So…what do we do with her?" Rachel asked. Raven was still babbling incoherently.

"I think we'll do a copy-cat of the boys," and Staci promptly threw Raven in the closet.

"She's gonna kill us!" Emma exclaimed,

"We'll just stuff her full of sugar," reasoned Staci

"That works,"

"LIGHTS OUT!" yelled a voice in the hall.

Within minutes all was silent and the first day was over. Four more days to go!

(A/N: Please Review! Next chapter is going to be hilarious I promise (I've got it written and everything!) Heh…anyone notice that Zim is an annoying doof? Oh well I like that part of the chapters… (So richly satisfying…) Well my friends like it so I hope you do to!)