Live From New York!

Part Three: The Phantom of the Opera is There…In His Underwear!

(A/N: Coming at you here's part three! Major update! (Two chapters in a row!) Anyway I think you'll like this chapter (I love Phantom of the Opera…Broadway and the Movie…) I laughed so hard at this chapter so I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Please keep reviewing.)

Disclaimer: yeah…you know the drill…

"I'm going to kill you guys!"

"I told you she was going to be mad!"

"Quick, get the sugar!"

"Welcome to C-TV Where chaos…"

"Shut it Bob we know!"

Yes folks, C-TV was back on the air. It was 6:00 a.m. and havoc was already brewing

"DAMN IT! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Raven yelled

"Well she's sober again," Rachel said

"Whether that's good thing or not…" Emma said darkly as the pounding on the closet door got louder

-RIIINNGGG! - The phone blared

"Hello?" Emma picked up

"HI YOU GUYS!" a voice on the other end yelled

"MARIAH THERE'S NO NEED TO YELL!" Emma screamed back

"THEN WHY ARE YOU YELLING?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE RIVER!" The closet yelled

"Dang you guys still have Raven tied up?"

"Tied up? We have her locked in a closet!"

"AND I WANT OUT!" the closet door burst off its hinges and Raven stormed out.

"Oooo…she looks mad…." Staci whispered. Mad was a bit of an understatement, she looked furious. Luckily she restrained herself from killing any of them.

"Uh…I have to go you guys…see you in a bit…I hope…" Emma hung up the phone muttering

"Um…Raven you know we only locked you up for a good reason…" Rachel started

"Save it, I'm not staying with you guys tonight, I'm moving." They breathed a sigh of relief at the fact they weren't at death sentence…yet…

"We have to go sing!" Staci grinned and they raced down to the ballroom.

"Wow…" they exclaimed staring at the huge room with marble pillars and a glossy floor.

"Welcome! Please line up in your sections, with the 1st and 2nd's separated," the conductor said.

"Uh ok…Audrey and I are first altos, Raven you follow Mariah, Emma, and Rachel, they're second altos, Draco and Gir can be first tenors, and Ulrich can be a first bass. Um…do you still have Zim in the closet?" Staci got some nods, Well let's go then!"

"Today you'll be getting a nickel which…" the conductor started but suddenly Draco started screaming, "er…what's wrong with him?"

"I think he's afraid of nickels…" Staci trailed off remembering the famous 'Philip the Nickel' incident

"Jeez Staci, you put people through a lot of stress when they're on that show don't you?" Audrey said

"Not my fault if he can't handle a piece of metal," she replied. Draco finally passed out and the rehearsal continued.

Four hours later the practice was done, "my voice hurts!" Rachel complained,
"I think everyone's does," Emma responded

"Oh great we have to dress up again!" Staci exclaimed. Today they were going to Phantom of the Opera, and meeting their tour guide, Daniel (A/N: not quite true, we actually met Daniel the day before…I wish we hadn't…)

A Few Minutes Later…

"Hello ya'll I'ma Daniel and Ah'll be youar toura guide of New Yaark!" the dark haired man (whom we now know as Daniel) grinned

"Oh, my gosh, does everyone here talk funny?" Staci muttered

"I've got an idea!" Emma exclaimed, and she leaned over and whispered something to Draco. He gave her a funny look but nodded,

"'Ello there!" Draco said in a bright and cheery British accent

"Ah we have a British man herea," Daniel said

"Aye,"

"Well that's just awwessome! And Daniel gave an obnoxious shout of laughter and snorted like a pig.

"O.o" the group looked frightened

"So today we're gonna walk thru Harlem, which is where Ah, live…"

"Nice to know," Mariah muttered

"…and then the Lincoln Arts Center, and then Phantom of the Opera," the group cheered and broke out into a rousing chorus of the song. Raven, Ulrich, and Draco looked on, oblivious

"I'm assuming that you guys like the Phantom of the Opera," Raven said

"Yeah! It's the best!" Audrey exclaimed

"It's one of the things we've been looking forward to!" Rachel added

"Well let's get started with the touar," and the strange little man walked out the door. Shrugging the posse followed, and headed into the subway station.

"Ok, now these are your subway cards, don't lose 'em!"

"Duh," Ulrich muttered

"Staci," an urgent whisper came behind her

"What Mariah?"

"I lost that card!"

"You did not. You haven't even gotten the card!"

"Oh…right…"

"YAY!" Gir yelled hanging upside down from the subway pole.

"Damn it Gir you're scaring the people!" sure enough the people on the subway were staring at the group with wide fearful eyes. Luckily the subway came to their stop, Harlem.

"Now this neighborhood is made of brownstone. Brownstone is good building material. I remember…" the group groaned as Daniel continued his babbling of things they really didn't want to hear. They finally reached Lincoln Arts Center to see…the arts…

"Now we're going to sing 'If Ye Love Me' just to say that we've sang at the Metropolitan Opera House," Koz said

"Uh…ok then…" the girls, said

"But I don't know the song…" Draco said

"Eh…don't worry neither do I" Emma whispered

"And a 1-2-3-4" and the group started singing…very off-key

"Well that was embarrassing," Raven murmured

"Carnegie Hall will be way better," Rachel agreed

"Pizza Time!" Mariah grinned

"Eww…" Staci grimaced but followed them into the pizza place

"Uh…Staci? What did the pizza crust do to you?" Audrey asked as Staci repeatedly stabbed the piece of bread

"I don't like it," she explained

"Hey, my friend Lucas wants to talk to you," Emma said, handing her the cell phone

Staci picked it up and listened. Her eyes widened as she listened to the swearing at the other end about how she should eat her pizza. When he was done she handed back the phone and burst out laughing.

"Uh….ooookkk…" Raven stared

"Are you ok?" Rachel asked. Still laughing, she nodded, her face beet red

"Heh, Staci your face is red!" Mariah laughed

"Jeez Lucas what did you do?" Emma asked the phone

"Uh…" Audrey looked at her watch, "Yay! We get to go see Phantom of the Opera!" the group cheered and raced over to see the musical.

"He's there the Phantom of the Opera!" the chorus sang

"Hey, where's Gir?" Staci whispered frantically

"He isn't with you?" Rachel asked

"Oh No!" Audrey exclaimed

"Ditto," Mariah whispered

Emma was silent and pointed to the stage, "down there," she whispered palely. Sure enough there was Gir, on stage and heading towards the Phantom

"Oh God no," Staci muttered

"Hey, what are you doing here kid?" the Phantom said

"Just ignore him," Christine said

"The Phantom of the Opera is there…" they both sang

"In his underwear!" Gir got an evil gleam in his eyes and pulled down the poor actors pants, leaving him in his boxers.

"GET HIM!" security ran on stage and grabbed the giggling robot and pulled him behind the curtain.

"Damn it, how are we supposed to get him back?" Emma asked when the show was finally over.

"hmm… I've got some gum…" Mariah said, emptying her pockets.

"I've got my digital camera," Audrey said

"AHA! I've got my remote!" Staci said gleefully pulling the device out of her pocket

"How's that going to work?" Ulrich asked

"And why do you carry that thing around with you?" Rachel questioned her

Staci grinned and pressed 'Recall.' Immediately Gir reappeared

"Gir!" Emma exclaimed, hugging him

"I wonder what those guards are thinking…" Draco wondered

Flashback!

"Why won't this thing shut up?" One guard asked

"Doomie, Doom, Doom!" Gir sang

"Damn it! My ears are bleedin'!" another guard exclaimed

"Make it stop!" yet another one pleaded

Suddenly Gir disappeared in a flash of white light!

"He's gone!"

"Hallelujah, our prayers have been answered!" and they all fell to their knees, worshiping the great white light from above.

End of Flashback

"Morons, haven't they ever seen a wormhole in time and space?" Staci rolled her eyes.

"I know! Idiots these days," Emma agreed

"God you guys are weird," Raven said exasperated

"Hey, you've seen a space-time wormhole; Starfire went through one!" Staci exclaimed

"How do you know…?" But Raven was hurried out the door

"Oh yeah…Raven is spending the night with you two," Rachel said pointing at Mariah and Audrey

"Why?" Mariah said suspiciously

"It's a long story, but it involves sugar and a closet if you must know," Emma replied

"I don't think I want to know," Audrey rolled her eyes

"Ok then see you tomorrow!" and Emma, Rachel, and Staci went their off to their room, and Raven went to spend the night with Audrey and Mariah.

Later That Night…

"Audrey I can't sleep!" Mariah whispered

"Me neither," Audrey replied

"…Raven scares me…"

"Yeah…me too…"

"So…let's put make-up on her!"

"Are you insane?"

"…Yes…"

"Oh yeah…we all are!"

"It would be funny!"

"Still…"

"Oh come on!"

"Fine" so both girls grabbed a make-up kit and crept over to Raven who was sleeping like a rock.

"Uh…this might not be the best time to stay this but…I really don't know how to put on make-up" Mariah confessed

"Just wing it,"

"That works…now you do one half of her face, and I'll do the other."

"Fair enough," and they both set to work

A half an hour later they admired their handiwork.

"Well it's…interesting…" Audrey finally said

"Could've been worse," Mariah grinned

"You do realize that she's going to kill us,"

"Yeah…but we can just room with Emma and all them,"

"Right…let's go," and they both left the room chuckling

The Next Morning…

"GODDAMN IT I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU TWO!" and outraged voice rang through the halls

"I think she found out…" Mariah whispered worriedly

"She's going to kill us!" Audrey exclaimed

"Eh…don't worry just give her this," Staci threw them a package of 'Crystal Light' Lemonade and they left the room to meet their fate

"So what do you have to say for yourselves?" Raven asked furiously. Her eyelids were covered in bright pink eye shadow, and someone had gone overboard on the blush. Also she had on some bright, gaudy, red lipstick and her hair was in braids.

Mariah took one look at her and started giggling, despite the seriousness of the situation, "You look funny!" She finally gasped out, and started laughing

"God Mariah!" Audrey groaned

"You guys are so dead," and Raven started towards them, her eyes burning angrily.

"Quick! Where's the lemonade?" Mariah yelled. Audrey threw her the pack and Mariah tore open the package and stuffed the contents down Raven's throat. Immediately she stopped and a dreamy, calm look came over her face, and she grinned.

"Well I must get this make-up off," Raven said placidly, heading for the bathroom. Mariah and Audrey grinned, and gave each other a high-five.

"Well let's get ready," The crisis was over and so they both began getting ready for Day Three of New York.

(A/N: I loved this chapter! I laughed my head off (especially at this last part…) You kinda have to know my friends to get all the jokes, but I still liked it and I hope you did too. Please review!)