Live From New York!

Part Four: As Seen On TV

(A/N: wow it's been another long time since I've written…sorry…but its summer vacation…and even though I HATE summer vacation, it does give me the chance to update…so here you go!)

Disclaimer: …nope…-goes off and cries-

"Jeezum I thought you said sugar would calm her down!"

"Just don't stop running!"

"AHHH!"

"I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!"

C-TV was back on the air and just ten minutes after Mariah and Audrey had given the 'sugar' to Raven, she was back to normal…not a good thing for them…dang fake sugar…

"EMMA! She's back! And she remembers EVERYTHING!" Mariah yelled as Emma opened the door, that Mariah was pounding on.

"Should've used real sugar," Emma replied

"Yeah…we kinda figured that out," Audrey muttered

"YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN!" Raven yelled down the hall,

"She's getting closer," Mariah looked around worriedly

"What do we do!" Audrey exclaimed

"Well first off you shouldn't have put makeup on her," Staci said

"Hey, we all have our ADD moments!" Mariah protested

"Just tell us what to do," Audrey said hastily

"AHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD!" Raven yelled, having spotted the two down the hall.

"Uh-oh…get in quick," Rachel said leading the two inside and locking the door

"Ok here's what we'll do…" but the words were cut off by the unmistakable sound of the card key in the hotel room lock.

"Oh no…" Rachel turned to Emma and Staci, "You didn't give her a room key did you?"

"Well she is more responsible…and it seemed like a good idea…at the time," Staci shrugged

"…Quick in the closet!" Emma shoved the two fugitives into the closet, just as Raven walked into the room fuming mad.

"Where are they?" Raven asked in a deadly tone of voice

"Uh…but where and who what do you mean?" Staci asked innocently

"Don't play dumb," Raven sneered

"That's not dumb! This is dumb!" Emma said, and then crossed her eyes and put the most clueless look anyone had ever seen on her face,

"Heh that is really dumb!" Rachel giggled

"God you guys are hopeless!" Raven said and started searching the room. Suddenly there came a giggling from the closet. Upon opening it up, Mariah started laughing and Audrey had a look of exasperation and fear on her face.

"Damn it Mariah!" she exclaimed

"What?" Mariah started laughing harder

"Uh…why are you laughing?" inquired Emma. Mariah whispered something in her ear that set Emma off laughing as well.

"What the heck…?" Staci asked confused

"Matilda vill you donce de polka vith us?" came the laugh choked reply

Staci's face lit up "Vhy sure Inga and Hilda! I vould love to!"

"And ve shall osk Bridget to donce too!" Mariah said turning to Audrey

"Of course I shall donce vith you!" and the four started singing 'Russian Picnic'

"Uh…" Rachel stared dumbfounded

"I don't suppose you know what's going on," Raven asked

"Not a clue," Rachel shrugged

"Damn I'm not mad anymore!" Raven smacked her forehead

"YAY!" the group cheered. Emma then looked out the window sadly.

"Too bad it's raining" she sighed

"Ah….dang…." Rachel sighed also

"What are we doing today anyway?" Raven asked

"Um…You'll get mad if we tell you…." Staci said

"If you don't remember I was about ready to kill those two just a few minutes ago," Raven pointed at her 'roommates'

"True…."

"We're going to NBC!" Mariah blurted out

"And to Rockefeller Center and Radio city!" Emma finished up

"WHAT? You mean we're going to have to walk out in the rain most of the time?" Raven exclaimed

"Pretty much," Audrey replied. Raven looked mad….again…

"Well uh….maybe you guys should go get ready…" and Emma shoved Raven, Mariah, and Audrey out of the room.

"That was close," Rachel remarked

"Yeah…well let's get our umbrellas!" Staci grabbed the device and started running out the door.

"Uh…Staci, you might want to NOT wear your pajamas in public," Emma said

"Right…"

-Five Minutes Later-

"Damn it all the seats are filled!" Draco exclaimed as they filed onto the bus

"What do we do now?" Raven asked

"I guess we'll just have to ride on the top. This is a double-decker bus, after all" Emma said logically

"Oh no way!" Ulrich exclaimed angrily

"It's only water you baby you aren't going to die!" Mariah retorted

"I hate my life," he moaned as he followed the others up the stairs

"Wow, its wet up here! Everyone put on your ponchos!" Rachel said

"Ponchos?" Ulrich asked, as the rest of the group put on the plastic, trash-bag-like garment.

"They were handing them out…didn't you get one?" Audrey asked

"Uh…no…"

"Here take mine, I've got an umbrella," Staci took pity on the warrior kid

"Thanks a lot," he said gratefully. Meanwhile Emma and Mariah were plotting…laughing and pointing at their target…Raven.

"We're Herea!" an annoying voice rang out. Once again Daniel had joined the tour.

"Oh goody…Mr. Annoying," Raven muttered

"We're going to be on TV!" Rachel exclaimed

"Yay!" Staci added

"Wait don't you OWN a TV station?" Draco asked. Staci gave him a blank look

"Well no one ever watches the show and this one is shown all over the country!" she answered

"Whatever," Draco rolled his eyes

"Welcome to NBC," the guide said as they got off the bus soaking wet.

"Hi ya!" Gir said his first words of the day, assuming the position of group greeter

"So now we get to go inside right?" Raven asked

"Uh…." Staci began

"Nope" Mariah finished

"WHAT?" Raven yelled

"Well its filmed outside,"

"Damn it….not a good day…." Raven muttered

"Live in 3-2-1!" and the morning show had started

"Young lady where are you from?" the announcer asked Raven

"Not here…." She answered darkly

"…Well how are you doing today?"

Raven glared at him, "I'm cold, I'm wet, and if you don't get away from me now I'll throw you off a building," She threatened

"Uh…O.o," the guy backed away

"Sccaarree….." Emma let out a low whistle

"And to think…that will be shown on TV's nationwide," Audrey chuckled

"You might want to rethink your evil plot against Raven," Staci warned Emma and Mariah

"….How do you know about that?" Mariah asked

"Oh please you guys weren't exactly 'secretly' planning," she explained

"Oh…right"

"Well don't tell her!" Emma pleaded

"I don't really know the plan," Staci shrugged, "so how could I tell her?"

"But you just said you did!"

"No I said that you had a plot against her, I don't know what the plot is,"

"Ok…." And soon the group was headed for Radio City

"Raven, you look wet…would you like to share my umbrella?" Mariah asked in an innocent voice

Raven nodded, "Sure…thanks," they continued on when suddenly Emma gave a yell.

"TAXI!" she pointed into the street

"Where?" Mariah asked, turning to Emma, and leaving Raven standing in the pouring rain.

"Hey!" Mariah gave her a blank look, and then a look of recognizion came over her face

"Raven! Would you like to share my umbrella?" Raven glared at her, but nodded again. Emma snickered and repeated the process so that when they reached Radio City 10 minutes later Raven was completely soaked… and mad…

"You guys are just looking to get yourselves killed aren't you?" Rachel whispered, but they just grinned

"Mariah haven't you learned ANYTHING?" Audrey asked. Mariah just shrugged and kept smiling as they began the tour. Raven was now between Emma and Mariah and keeping a VERY close watch over both of them as they kept giving her funny looks and laughing. Silently when Raven wasn't looking they pulled out their umbrellas. Mariah suddenly jabbed Raven in the side with the umbrella

"OW! Why you little…" Raven turned on Mariah furiously. Emma then poked her in the back.

"Oh Lord…" Draco had turned and saw the charade.

"At least it isn't us this time," Ulrich murmured

"Oh just quit it you guys!" Rachel said exasperated

"Fine," Emma sighed, "Caleb broke my umbrella anyway," she held up the umbrella, and everyone could see the piece of life-giving duck tape.

"He did? Wow that's the third one today," Mariah was shocked

"Yep, better keep him away from your umbrella," Emma warned.

"Time for Rockefeller Center!" Staci exclaimed, as they walked out into the rain again. This time though Mariah and Emma did nothing to Raven, but still wore the sneaky looks that she now dreaded.

"Finally no more rain!" Audrey exclaimed

"Great! That means we can ditch the umbrellas!" Emma grinned and promptly shook all the water off her umbrella….and all over Raven

"My turn!" Mariah repeated the process

"You guys are DEAD!" Raven muttered her magic words and the two trouble makers went soaring through the air and on top of a moving bus.

"Whee!" Mariah squealed

"See you guys back at the hotel!" Emma waved

"……" The group sighed and started walking back to the hotel for it was time for another rehearsal. Another long four hours later and they were ready for bed.

"So uh…where are you staying tonight?" Staci asked Raven

"Well you guys locked me in a closet, and the other two put makeup on me," Raven started

"So?" Rachel egged her on

"I think I'll stay with the boys tonight,"

"O.o"

"Yeah that's right, I went there!"

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Audrey asked

"Well I'd be scary if they owned makeup, and they already have Zim locked in the closet"

"True…"

"Ok…if you insist," Staci rolled her eyes and so the Saga of Raven's room problems was about to unfold…this time it was 3.0

(A/N: hope you liked this chapter! Please review!)