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Mark's P.O.V.

Bethani walked up to me with her friend Ashley.

"Hey hippity, hoppity, high hobbit. Hi Ashley." I said.

"Hey, where's Mike?"

"I don't know. Maybe he started to annoy someone with all his moping."

"I'll go try to find him. He couldn't go somewhere without someone noticing."

"I'll help."

"Ashley, you can go put your stuff in your tent and hang out with everyone."

"Ok."

Bethani and I went all around the camp asking everyone if they knew where Mike went. Everyone told us the same thing which was no. Suddenly, he walked up to us.

"Hey guys."

"Scimon, un-transform."

"How'd you know it was me?"

"Mike wouldn't say 'Hi guys'."

"You seriously need to work on your transforming."

"Mark, you're not helping. Where's Mike?"

"I think he's in your tent."

"Finally a lead."

"What are we now, Detectives?"

"Let's just go now." We walked over to the tent and opened it to find Mike making out with an unidentified girl.

"Well, now we know where Mike went."

"Who are you and what are you doing with my husband? Well, he used to be."

"I'm Sarah, Daniel's sister."

"Well, you might want to leave now so Mike can get his punishment."

"Believe me, you do." I said. Sarah and I left the tent. Not long after wards, Mike ran out holding onto his manhood.

"You are not chopping my manhood off! Anything but that!"

"That's what you think." Bethani chased Mike with her sword away from camp.

They came back not long before dinner, Mike with his manhood still attached. After dinner, they had a rap off because Mike still wanted to be with her.

"I still want to be with you."

"No."

"I know a way to settle this." Said Mark.

"How?"

"Rap off!"

"I'm cool with that."

"Hey everybody, Rap off!" Everybody in the camp ran over to the area.

"Who's going first?"

"I'll go first." Said Bethani.

"Ok."

"I know, you really must be so lonely, puffed up, looking tough but so phony. You and your boys, you don't know me. You really wanna hold me. Show me, homie."

"Tough talk doesn't mean a thing. Get over yourself. You know, when we're up in the scene, its machine shop rocking when we step inside and we got everybody so petrified."

"Listen, you are not ready. Like children in a building, you can't stand steady. It must be the beat's so heavy cos I panic attacks like a crack in the levy."

"How you doin', y'all?My name is Mike.I'm fooling with the new shit.I'm doing it all night. I like what i do. I do what i like. I could quit and get it back like i'm riding a bike.Like stop... ...bring it back, bring it back .We got that balance keeping us on track. That ya get what ya move and quit, wit no slow. You stare like you don't care. But you do it though."

"Let's get it over with for good. I got a friction addiction, I wish you would. Machine shop rocking when we step inside and we got everybody so petrified."

"Umm…uh…"

"Beth wins."

"Like stop... ...Bring it back Bring it back We got that balance keeping us on track Like stop... ...Bring it back Bring it back We got that balance keeping us on track Like stop... ...Bring it back Bring it back We got that balance keeping us on track Like stop... ...Bring it back Bring it back We got that balance keeping us on track"

"Beth, you already won."

"Booyah!"

"You suck."

"Then, why did I beat you?"

"You…just did."

" Ha ha, sore loser."


Bethani: Yay! We're back! (starts rapping) I'm back with a brand new attack
Who can do it like that?

Ashley: Can you stop rapping? For at least five mintues?

Bethani: Nope (goes back to rapping) Yall are not, not, not Ready NO
Not not ready NO

Ashely: Where did all the sanity go?

Mark:There is no sanity.

Bethani: Linkin Park rules! (starts singing) In the end...it doesn't even matter...

Mark: Well, at least she's singing now. That's better than her rapping.

Bethani: (still singing)I've become so numb I can't feel you there, I've become so tired so much more aware

Mark: Can you stop singing Linkin Park songs?

Bethani: Ok. (starts rapping again) Yo, peep the style and the kids checking for it, The number one question is how could you ignore it

Ashely: You had to ask...