Merf! Short chapter! But it is full of wonderful fluffiness! Yes, there will be a kissing scene, trust me, if there isn't I'm going to have my face smashed in by a very close friend of mine who may not be so close if I don't do it! Yes, this is so fluffy that anyone who likes the hard-core, cruel, vicious and evil Envy may want to look away or go read something else. Then again, if you didn't like it, you probably wouldn't have even read too much of the first chapter before puking. So, love the fluffiness and the OOC Envy while you still can. -Totschafe


Envy spent almost two hours sitting on the couch, staring at the clock, watching the second hand go by slowly. Elysia was just doing random things that he wasn't really paying attention to. She stopped once and looked at him oddly.

"How do you manage to stare at that for two hours without moving?"

He only shrugged.

"If you ever manage to be as old as I am, you usually don't care about anything else. You can stare at something for a year and never move. Time just goes by you."

"What happens if something stops you from staring like that?"

"Well, everything screws up and time goes normally again."

"Oh."

She walked past him and walked upstairs. She stopped at the top of the stairs and grinned evilly. Walking back downstairs, she paused and looked at him again. Then, quietly walking behind him, she waited, and then jumped onto his back. He let out a yelp of surprise and fell off the couch, her still on his back. Rolling off of him, Elysia stood up and laughed at him. He got an angry look.

"What'd you do that for?"

"Hey, you tried to kill me and I'm slowly getting my revenge."

He got up and went to go sit on the couch again, crossing his arms and pouting. She stopped laughing, but still went on smiling.

"Oh come on, it was funny."

The serious look remained on his face, then the ends of his mouth started twitching upwards. He began laughing as well, causing her to laugh. Before either of them knew it, they were having a laughing fit. Elysia fell onto the couch from laughing so hard and never realized her head was in his lap. Then again, neither did he. Neither of them knew why they were laughing so hard, but it must have been a good reason.

They finally stopped laughing after around five minutes. That's when Elysia realized what position she was in. She shot up and started blushing and streaming apologies.

"OhmygodEnvyI'msosorryIdidn'tmeanto-"

He put his finger on her mouth and smiled.

"Elysia, calm down. You did it on accident, right?"

She nodded, still blushing furiously. Then she looked at him sideways.

"You-you're being nice to me."

That's when he started blushing.

"I am not being nice! I've never been nice!"

"You have to! Just now you did!"

He was looking away from her at that point, trying to think of something to say. But he couldn't think of anything to say. Though his mind was moving furiously.

'No Envy! You do not like her! You are not being nice! You are the most evil Homunculus to ever walk the earth!'

His thoughts were interrupted when he saw Elysia get up and start walking away, her head down. Did he make her feel bad? Did she like him?

"Elysia…"

She turned around and looked at him. He got up and walked over to her. Looking down at her, he smiled. It was a kind of sad smile.

"Elysia, ten years ago, at your dad's funeral, when I saw you crying, I will never be able to describe how I felt. I'm not supposed to have a heart, but it felt like I did. And what was there, it broke."

She was looking up at him in some kind of amazement.

"You mean you-"

He nodded, still smiling sadly. She smiled back, reflecting his expression. Then she wrapped her arms around his waist. He felt a little bit uneasy, but responded. He placed his arms around her neck. It felt a bit strange still. He had never really got any human affection in this body. It was so different than anything he had ever experienced. She broke away from him and took his hand. He followed her.

She took him upstairs and into her bedroom. He assumed he should lie down, so he did. She laid down next to him and put her head on his chest. There, she was surprised to hear a very quiet thumping noise. He did have a heart. Though she could tell it had never been used much before. He smiled down at her and began stroking her hair. He didn't know why really, because it was too confusing to figure out. He tried to convince himself otherwise, and he couldn't do that either. So, with a gentle smile that no one had ever seen on him, he said to himself in his mind…

'I really love this girl.'