I do not own Bleach or Calvin and Hobbes.

Rangiku Matsumoto was sitting at a table. "Look, Taicho, I brought some rice cakes. Do you want one?"

Toushirou frowned. "What for? They're like slimy maggots piled on top of each other. You can have them."

Matsumoto turned green and pushed the bowl away. 'Some wonder why i don't get fat.'

A pink-haired woman walked in the house saying, "Darling, i'm home!"

A white-haired man sat in a chair. 'Let's hope it's a divorce.'

"Darling, I stopped at the clinic on my way home from work!" Chirped the pink-haired woman.

The white-haired frowned. "Don't call me darling, ok?"

"I brought home our new baby!" "A BABY! I DON'T WANT A BABY!"

"What shall we name him?" The pink-haired woman chirped.

"Our baby is a RABBIT! How come we have a rabbit!" The white-haired man snapped.

"He's not a rabbit, He's a little boy! We'll call him "Toji", ok?"

"He looks like a rabbit to me."

"Well, just PRETEND he's a baby!" frowned the pink-haired woman.

"NO! THIS IS IDIOTIC! I REFUSE!"

Toushirou got up and stomped off. "Playing house makes me sick! I'm leaving!"

Yachiru scowled. "I don't see why you play with big blonde lady, but not with me!" She stuck out her tongue.

TBC.

Draco studios.