CH. 3 Tipsy tripp
Kagome, having finally obtained peace and quiet, turned around and slowly walked to the television. She gave a sigh, then froze in her tracks...a scream filled the room, like an electric guitar that's wasy too far out of tune. Then, as if a police raid was going on, Jakotsu bashed through his bedroom door with a battering ram. He was wearing what looked like a halloween police outfit for little kids.
"Freeze... Jakotsu hiccuped, then made his hand the shape of a gun, and pointed it at Kagome.
"Geddown!" Inuyasha yelled playfully, tackling Kagome. His speech was terribly slurred. Apparently, the sake was having an extreme effect on everyone..
"Officers! There's a roach!...stole my purse!..." Kagome fell over as she said this.
"Man... down.." Jakotsu, somehow, pulled a megaphone out of his back pocket, and pointed it to Inuyasha's ear.
"There's.no..hic...time! try to reason widdim.." Inuyasha covered his ears, then replied.
"Ya know Kagome, you're dyper when you're hrunk. It's cute.." Inuyasha fell over on the floor, not even noticing Kagome had passed out.
"Mr. Roach..we have diapers..summemberandwe...I will let you go.." Jakotsu then fell over and passed out.
The following morning, at eight A.M., Jakotsu woke up and walked to his bedroom.
"Hmm...I wonder why everyone was sleeping on the f..." Jakotsu paused momentarily, then looked at himself. "Oh good lord! what am I wearing?" Jakotsu looked at himself again "...It's so CUTE!" He then turned on the coffee maker and trotted off to his room to change. When he returned, he saw Inuyasha and Kagome lying on the floor. With his hand placed on his hip, he stepped over them to get into the kitchen.
"I wonder what happened last night? Hm." He stirred his coffee with the spoon. There was no creamer, sadly, so Jakotsu used milk.
"Oh! I hate cold coffee!" He threw the spoon into the sink.
"What's...what's going on?" Kagome said as she woke up. Looking over, she found Jakotsu sitting down on the couch drinking his favorite blend of coffee. She didn't care how much he ignored her anymore, she just couldn't resist annoying Inuyasha. Besides, Jakotsu was a good friend, given the right motives. As Kagome looked up at him, he scoffed and turned slightly.
"Sorry to bother you Jakotsu, but.." Kagome stopped. Jakotsu closed his eyes, a shot of disgust on his face.
"Yess.." He said.
"Why do you hate women so much?" Jakotsu stopped sipping his coffee, and looked at her.
"Well...my mother was a bad person." He said bluntly.
"Is..is that why you don't like girls?" Kagome stepped over the line this time. Jakotsu was angry.
"Stop it Kagome! I'm tired of your advances on me!..." Jakotsu paused, then added- "Look kagome, since I was a child, I've always liked boys- I hadn't even met my mother until I was 17..."
"WHY can't you love me?" Kagome wailed and clung to Jakotsu.
"EW..Kagome! let go! now!" As this was said, Jakotsu looked over to find Inuyasha laughing at him. Inuyasha was getting his revenge. Inuyasha crossed his arms.
"Well, well. Looks like Jakotsu is getting his torture now."
