Author's Note: It's Vexen's worst nightmare...Marluxia found out about his stash of kiddy porn! There's mpreg in this one, yes, and it's obviously VexMarlu. I guess one of Vexen's experiments went wrong and it resulted in the pregnancy? Ah, well, just read on.

This is, obviously, another story that spawned from a skit I did between myself and Xemnas & Zexion. They thought it was funny so I'm posting it. Originally I was going to post it as a different story but it works for the bloopers because I can just see it happening as one.


Kiddies R Us Porn
"I'm going to clean up for a bit." muttered Marluxia, stretching as one hand made its way onto his lower back and an unpleasant expression made its way onto his face.

"Alright." replied Vexen absent-mindedly, waving one hand to dismiss the comment as he stared down at the book of notes he'd taken over the past five months over the rim of his reading glasses. "Just don't overwork yourself..."

"You could lend him a hand you know." stated Axel smugly, sneering over at him.

"Yeah." put in Xigbar. "It's your experiment's fault he's pregnant anyway."

"And moody as hell." added Roxas.

"Ah shut up." growled Vexen, flipping past some pages in search of something. "As long as he doesn't find my stash of-"

Before he could finish, Marluxia's voice drifted into the room from the next room over, shouting, "I'm cleaning under the bed Vexy-poo so when you come in don't trip over the clutter that's- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!"

Exchanging a glance between them, Roxas, Axel, and Xigbar jumped to their feet and raced for the exit.

Glancing over his shoulder for a moment, Axel called, "Good luck, old geezer! We're out of here!"

"Yeah," shouted Roxas, already out the door and half way down the hall, "He's your problem now!"
The End?