Author's Note: First of all let me simply say this: I blame YOU, Zex & Xem, for getting so obsessed with plottng out Ax's and Zex's stories that I started dreaming about KH plots last night. I blame. You.
With that out of the way...I just thought this would be a cute little skit; even Xemmy and Zexy haven't seen it yet so it'll be a surprise post for them, too.
Come on—who's seriously never been so close to defeating a villain in Chain of Memories that they had only a small segment of life bar left then they killed you? (I started playing it yesterday, and darn it, Larxene killed me.) I just thought it would be fun to let Sora enjoy the same torment I endured at a point that Jeromie mentioned the other day with a villain who annoyed him greatly. It's just a plus that I managed to make it more fun. This chapter has a cute little thing in it about something Xemmy mentioned Zex told him about the Organization and pre-names. I hope you can figure it out! Until next time, read on. And, as always, feedback is welcome. Hear that? Feedback. Is. Welcome! That means review it please! Just because I don't care if people other than my friends and I hate it doesn't mean I don't want to know if you do or not! Come on, people! I can hear you SNORING. I KNOW you're there.
By the way, yes, I know about Roxas. Leave me alone and let me have my fun!
Sleeping With The Fishes
The lightning rained from the sky relentlessly around Sora, each bolt striking the place he had been standing not even a moment ago as he raced in circles trying to avoid being fried like chicken.
Another strike to one of Ursula's tentacles with the Keyblade and she was one step closer to her defeat. There wouldn't be much left to do now, if only he could dodge the lightning and killer bubbles that she seemed so fond of trying to assassinate him with!
Sora hated having to run from the bubbles more than anything else. What kind of sissy used bubbles to fight someone? Then again...What kind of sissy ran away from them?
The lightning attacks still baffled Sora to an extent, however, in the aspect that they were underwater. How was the sea witch capable of using electricity underwater without turning all of them into Frankenfish sticks?
With narrowed eyes, Sora noticed a weak point in the sea witch after the long battle and a grin spread over his face. If he could just dodge over the lightning bolts Ursula was literally spitting out of her mouth now and reach the crown sitting upon her head, he could give it a good whack and defeat her!
Seeing his opportunity as she passed him by accidentally, he launched himself forward and raised the Keyblade over his head in preparation for the strike that would win the battle. He felt weak and tired after the long fight against the evil octopus woman and there had been no sight of the quackamanie wizard anywhere to heal him so he had been on his own throughout it all, minus Goofy's occasional ballerina act of swinging around in a circle with his shield pointlessly, being out of reach of Ursula's crown and her tentacles. After such a long fight, victory would be very sweet.
As Ursula turned her head towards Sora while he fell nearer and nearer towards her, a sinister smirk appeared over her lips. That was when it hit Sora: He was directly in her line of fire with no way to dodge whatever trick she would throw at him from this close range!
Closing his eyes, Sora brought his arms down from over his head in an attempt to make the contact needed with her crown for Keyblade to defeat her, praying with all his might that he could land his attack before-
Sora lifted one eyebrow in confusion as he felt his feet touch a tiled floor, knowing that what he should have been standing on was Death's doorstep or the ocean's sandy floor. Where was he now?
Opening his eyes hesitantly, the Keyblade Master blinked after a few moments and looked around. Castle Oblivion? How was he back here when he had been in the midst of a dangerous, heated battle less than a minute ago?
"How did I get back here?" muttered the boy to himself, frowning and shaking his head as if he hoped this would jog his memory about something he might have forgotten of the battle and how it ended.
"You lost." stated a bored-sounding voice that was all too familiar to him from over his shoulder.
Eyes wide, Sora turned towards the direction the voice had come from and his eyes got, if possible, even wider at the sight of Zexion, Axel, Larxene, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Marluxia sitting spread through the room on various pieces of furnature.
"It's you guys!" shouted Sora as realization that he was outnumbered and in a heap of trouble if they decided to attack him. "What- but how did I get here when-"
"Xoras, do stop babbeling. You're breaking my concentration." came Vexen's voice from where he sat on the couch leering at Marluxia.
"Xoras? But my name's not-"
Pausing, the boy felt all color drain from his face as he looked down at his body. Instead of his usual attire, he wore a black cloak which matched the ones the Organization members in the room with him had on.
As realization of what happened to him dawned on him, one word came out of the Keyblade Master's mouth.
"...Crap."
The End?
