Author's Note: I like cats. I like people who like cats. I thought it would, therefore, be entertaining if Marluxia liked cats and just had to bring the joy of those furry felines to the Organization so they could share in his love of casts...Too bad he's the only one who doesn't want to kill and cook them.For proof, here's part of a conversation I had (almost) recently on the topic of this skit.
kararapist113: ...Do you think Xemnas is a cat person?
Xemnas: ...WHY!
Xemnas: Zexy-thingy: Big, vicious, blood-thirsty cats, maybe.
kararapist113: There. He is now.
Ahh, yes, it pays to sleep with the leader; you have pull the other people don't!
Cat Lovers, Unite!
The room was filled with cats, cat furballs, and cat droppings as Demyx, Axel, Zexion, and Saix stepped in.
"What the hell? Why is the castle covered in cats!" shrieked Zexion in aggravation as he shook his foot, which ws now covered in a cat hairball via having stepped in one.
"Because I wanted cats. It's lonely without anyone around sometimes." muttered Marluxia, who made his presence known at the other end of the room in a corner sitting upon Xemnas' lap holding one of the younger looking kittens who had black fur and a white patch of fur atop its head.
The others exchanged glances then looked back towards the pair in the corner.
"You wanted cats? So you filled the damn place up with them?" Axel asked skeptically.
"Not like life at Castle Oblivion didn't stink enough without the cat droppings everywhere." Demyx stated.
"Yes." Marluxia retorted as he hugged the cat tightly. "Xemmy dear agreed to let me get cats if I took care of them. Which, of course, means you're never allowed to go anywhere near them."
"Why not?" chorused Zexion and Axel.
"Axel would burn its tail and whiskers off and zexion would give it sugar until its little heart burst in its little chest."
Xemnas chuckled, though whether it was at the image that provoked or the sensation of one of the hundreds of cats filling the room nuzzling his lower back, no one could tell. They chose to think it was the image.
"So what's its name?" Saix inquired with a sigh, indicating the kitten Marluxia held now that sat in his arms contently though glaring out at the others."
"Xemmykins."
The End?
