Author's Note: This one, I won't lie to you, was originally mostly Xemnas' plan based slightly off of an RPG we did once together that we never really finished.

Roxas and Axel are in on it together I tell you! They get along really well, and everyone hates Larxene in the Organization XIII so they band together to make a fool of her.

And it just helps matters that she hates to lose at bets. Especially when those bets are made against a certain pyro.


Behind The Scenes III
"Mommy, where did I come from?" asked Roxas, smirking up at Larxene sweetly as he came running off the set of the second Kingdom Hearts game to where she and Axel stood.

She was about to answer with a snide remark and swat him away roughly, but a thought came to mind as she looked up and noticed Axel smirking at her and waving. If she broke now, she would would lose the bet that she could put up with the brat's antics. Losing didn't ever go over well with her, particularly not to Axel, and particularly not when the result of losing the bet would mean she had to date him for a week and be at his every beck and call.

Sighing, she looked over at him and replied, "The same way as any other kids."

Raising an eyebrow and obviously wanting to pester her more, Roxas continued in asking, "But how? What did dad do?"

"Nothing." stated Larxene simply.

"But he had to have done something in order to get me here Mom."

Larxene looked up at Axel from where she and Roxas stood, glaring at him, and stated loudly enough so he could hear her, "I'm a-sexual. Daddy did nothing."

Not to be thrown off so easily, Roxas smirked over at Axel who gave him a thumbs up and tugged at her sleeve. He asked, "So you're Daddy too?"

"Yes." she replied. "I'm- what? I'm not a man!"
The End?