Hello humans Weegee1 here with a new chapter of the Hundred Acre Screw. I hope that you liked the introduction chapter and that it got your attention (in a positive way). Now to answer some questions.

1) Yes this will be a harem fic consisting of an all female hundred acre wood cast (including a few O.C.s) X Christopher Robin.

2) Yes you read correctly Christopher Robin's parents are deceased.

3) Telling who the mysterious female figure is would break the story (in my opinion anyway).Now onto the story.

The first thing Christopher noticed was a surprising lack of dust in a house that had been abandoned for so long. "Well at least dusting is off of the to do list." the young man muttered as he continued walking around the house very much unaware of the eyes following him from the shadows of the room. "He's home he's home he'shomehe'shomehe'shomehe'shome!" a speeding blur said to itself as it bounded through the house, out the door, and disappeared into the woods behind the house.

So excited this blur was that it didn't notice several things such as the fact that it left the house door open, the clear wet trail of arousal following the blur everywhere that it went, or the fact that it was looking back instead of forward and was about to impact with the impromptu leader of the Hundred Acre Wood.

The blur was grabbed by the scruff of its neck and picked up by a black fur covered arm before setting the blur back on its feet. "Now, now Tigger did I not tell you to take life slow enough to enjoy your surroundings?" a regal, haunting voice sounded out "Ye Yes Lady Miriam." Tigger stuttered out. "How many bees were buzzing around the lilies near the garden?" Miriam inquired "Fif fifteen ma'am." Tigger nervously replied. With a smile tugging on her lips Miriam said "Very well Tigger tell me what happened and work on that stutter Christopher will come home soon so there's no need to worry."

Tigger's eyes widened as she suddenly remembered why she was moving so fast before she started bouncing in place "He's home! I saw him! He became so handsome and cute and hot and". Tigger was promptly interrupted by a wry chuckle "So that's why you left a trail the whole way here?".

Turning around the young feline promptly flushed red, it seemed that her "excitement" made a trail from Christopher's house all the way to the steadily growing flood coating her thighs and the puddle where she was standing. She started bouncing in place before babbling "Let's go get everyone else and see Christopher!".

Shaking her head with a smile Miriam stood to her full 8 feet 3 inches before two large angelic wings with every color of the rainbow decorating them spread from her back and a long fuzzy spade tipped tail extended from beneath her bland monks robes. She took a step forward, grabbed Tigger, and promptly took to the air with a gracefulness that few natural creatures could attempt to replicate.

After a little over half an hour of flight Miriam and Tigger were positioned over a clearing where the other denizens of the Hundred Acre Wood sat happily around a table eating food. Upon Miriam and Tigger landing they both went to their chairs at the table and sat down, ringing her glass Miriam waited for everyone to focus on her before speaking "It seems everyone's wishes have finally been granted, Christopher has finally returned home."

With that single statement the calm around the table exploded into an uncontrollable cacophony of noise.

To Be Continued…

I'm sorry for the slow update and short chapter but certain life problems have cropped up, namely 2 funerals in the family. But I plan on continuing to write however updates will be slow so to counter that I will adding a character description up later on today.