Inuyasha's Modern Times
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Author's notes: " " means that someone is talking. ' ' means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. "..." Mean that someone is at a lose for words.
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Chapter 4 The evil and pure... I mean good Miroku
Miroku felt horrible she wasn't really coming on to him but trying to teach him a lesson.
He's wish more women would try to teach him lessons like that and reward he with a prize that suited the lesson, but he digress. He was sitting in a dark room that wasn't dark listening to himself argue with... well himself except one of himself wasn't himself but was more like Inuyasha in a Miroku suit. The dull pain in the back of his head wasn't helping either. Just then the Mirokus broke into a all out war...
...Of words mind you, Miroku was a lover not a fighter if he could help it.
"How did I get here?"
(Flash Back)
It was sometime after dinner, Miroku volunteered to help Kagome's mother clean away the remnants of supper. This time it wasn't her who was doing the touching in a rather large kitchen. Miroku had touched her more times than someone one a crowed train would accidentally touch her. She let all that slip by as she glared murderously at the container that she store the leftovers in.
Inuyasha and the other member of the family had long ago retire to their own devices. More like fled from the lust glee that was exudate from what seem like Miroku very being. Even Inuyasha was afraid, he had covered his nose as if he caught wind of something that was very inappropriate and fled for dear sanity. The rest of the family fallowed suit leaving her there with a oversexed perverted monk. She absently addressed no one as she glaring yet again at the door where her cowardly family and the family DOG! left.
" Blood thicker than water my ass..."
She would have chose he word better if she had time to think more.
"... and what a nice ass that is." He then proceeded to squeeze it just to show her how much he meant it.
That was it, the last straw that long ago should've broken the camels back. " Miroku I wasn't really coming on to you I was trying to teach you a lesson about how it fills to have some one make you fill awkward. And it was working for a while, wonder what happen?"
Miroku frayed dramatically. She felt guilty about what she had done to him.
"I am sorry Miroku, I really am I hope you could forgive me."
He hung his head milking her guilty just till she... Yes! The habitual guilty hug that women gave when they fill sorry for what they have done.
Then she felt his hand go round her and slip down to her bottom.
' I should have know better.'
She thought laconically.
So she did what any other woman in her place would do...
(Personal I would have lit some scented candles, poured some sparkling cider for 2, put the good silk sheets on the bed, and put in one of my Barry White or Marvin Gay CD... "Sexual healing is good for me...
...Forget I said that... I am a baaaaaaad girrl.
... she scream indignantly.
That's when the pain started, if he wasn't mistaken and in his mind he never was; it was just others who were wrong he was always right. While he sunk into unconscious he was sure he hear the unforgettable utter of "FEH" and all went black.
(End of flash back)
He'd woke in this place with two of himselve and the conversation that was in play was nothing if not disturbing. Here he was and to his right him dressed in all white...
" How could you say that about gods gift to men the ever endearing, the ever loving, the sexually sensuous...
To his left him dressed in all black...
"THAT WOMEN she wanted us she just was being a bitch about it..."
"I am just say they're all BITCHES Sango, Kagome, Kagura, Kikyou, Kirara...
... though I have never tried anything with her I swear."
Him in white:
" You lie remember that time when everyone was away and you couldn't go because you drank to much sake at that village and Kirara looked so..."
Him in black:
"...Ok! lets not get into all of that now beside nothing happened."
Him in white:
"...Riiiiight..."
" Is that why Kirara always hisses and scratch at us every time we get it to one foot of her?"
" Anyways I know she wanted us they all do, so she was just playing hard to get she wasn't being a bitch."
Miroku eyed this version of himself cynically.
" Aren't you suppose to be my good side, pure and all that?"
Him in white:
" You don't have a pure side, good maybe but not pure. You have a kind giving yet perverted side if that'll help you sleep at night."
Miroku eyed him cynically.
" But your wearing white."
Him in white:
" Hee.. hee... this is mother of pearl."
He gestured at his robs that were just like Miroku just pure white... I mean cough... cough... motherofpearl.
Him in black: Hey you stupid monk get up right now...
He woken to find Inuyasha in mid-kick about to deliver another to his shoulder. About was the word and in it being just that it had no place if the act was prevented and he did. He grabbed Inuyasha leg and pull making the hanyou fall much like the sit command that he gets from Kagome exsept he falls on his back.
" Still not worst than Kagome's sits."
Inuyasha states sarcastically.
"Hey are you going to lay around all day or are you going to watch the magic box that have people trapped in it with us." "And Souta is going to make something call pipedcorn."
Just then Souta walked by holding a bowl of popcorn.
"It's not pipecorn, it's popcorn Inuyasha and we call it television not magic box."
He then proceeded to the living room and sat on the couch next to grandpa who had the television on flicking though the channels.
Inuyasha held his hand out and help Miroku up. They then joined the other and watch the marvels of modern day entertainment.
I am going to leave it at that if you have some suggestion please tell me them. And to those who want to know how I come up with these fiction: Well most of them start in the shower. I am telling you every single fiction up until now came to me while in the shower. Then I work it out on paper or I just start typing it out. The ones I workout on paper tend to take more time to finish like this one. But the other ones take a day and a half giving my mood... cause I have the attention span equal to, but not greater that some of the animal kingdoms smatter monkeys sometimes.
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