i don't own JN. sorry about the short chapter. R&R
Chapter 5: The tragedies continue

As Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Libby, Jimmy's Parents, and the boat people entered death; Jimmy thought, "This is familiar aright. Now my friends and family are with me. I'm not alone anymore."

As they entered heaven, God said "way to go brain boy. Look at the fine mess you have gotten us into. We are at war with Satin. You've killed your friends and family. And your best friend, biggest rival and true love, Cindy Vortex, has been captured by Satan and his Hell-Demons. My army is being killed off and I'm exhausted. You, your friend and family have to help save Cindy and the rest of the world."

"Save the world. Have you gone mad? We can't fight two wars at once. Besides, I need to save Cindy. That's all the matters now."

BOOM!

"What the hell was that?"

"Ha-ha. I have won. HA-HA! Your friends are gone to the eternal grave. Your family too. You are the only one left. Ha-ha."