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UPDATES FRIDAY.
This chapter is called… well, you'll see.
Spiffy McSpiffters, To The Pervy Rescue!
Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac if you Include Kyo, woke up to a start the next morning. She felt like a random, insane and stupid adventure. It was about 2 in the morning, which was quite an achievement. Akito didn't usually get out of bed until 11am.
Spiffy jumped out of bed and into her adventures clothes. She had found some more under her bed, which was good. She tucked in her fawn shirt and pulled her adventures pants up so far she could wear the rim as a bra. So, she did.
She wandered outside, cold and alone. It was strange to Spiffy; she was usually alive during the day. Then, she realized; she must have woken up for a reason! Maybe she was supposed to go to the rescue of something. The pervy rescue!
(Spiffy later found out the 'reason' was because she needed to pee. But, it was too late)
She strode out the Great Wall of China and down the road, to the ancient building establishment. It seemed that all of her adventures ended up at the ancient building establishment. She opened the door by slamming her fist through the paper door and unlocking it. She strolled in.
"HELLO! IS SOMEONE IN NEED OF A PERVY RESCUE?" She called in a voice, which resembled one of… THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
This woke Yuki to a start. He knew right away it was Akito, AKA, Spiffy. He remembered he last ordeal with Spiffy McSpiffters and shuddered. He didn't want to lose his balls (almost) again. He hurried into Kyo's bedroom, a place he didn't usually go.
"Wake up, moron cat! Spiffy is here!"
Kyo groaned and rolls over; falling off the bed. He mumbled something incoherent before asking, "What's the matter, idiot?"
"Spiffy…" Yuki said softly. Kyo gasped.
"I want you to… say you need to be 'pervy rescued'"
"YOU DO IT!" Yelled Kyo all too loudly. Spiffy heard and skipped up the stairs joyfully that someone needed pervy rescuing. Yuki pushed Kyo out the door and locked it.
"Haha… hello Spiffy…"
"HELLO MY SWEET KYO! HOW ARE YOU?"
"…Good…"
"I HEAR YOU NEED TO BE RESCUED IN A PERVY FASHION!"
"Y-Yeah…"
"WHAT FROM?"
Kyo thought about this. He could use Spiffy to an advantage! He smirked.
"Yuki Sohma is trying to kill me, Spiffy! Please help!"
"DIE YUKI!" Spiffy yelled, shaking a fist. "There ya go!"
Kyo stared as Spiffy did a victory dance. Maybe his idea wasn't such a good one, after all.
Spiffy was happy. Very happy. She had rescued someone, with pervy powers! She danced over the wall of China and into her bed, where she fell asleep.
2 hours later, it was… 5am. Spiffy awoke, only to be attacked and pinned down by-
A/N:
CLIFFY! Haha, I win.
