A/N:
ONESHOT WEDNESDAY…. Has been canceled and replaced with an update day instead. I need to update all my stories. Hopefully ONESHOT WEDNESDAY will return next week, on the dot at 7pm o'clock as per fucking usual.
(I'm copying and pasting this into the A/N: of every story…)
Spiffy McSpiffters and The Trip to South East Mongolian America
Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac if you Include Kyo, was pleasantly surprised the next morning when she awoke to find the sun a-shining and life good. This meant she was to go for an adventure; a Spiffy adventure through Spiffyville and over the hills to far away, where Teletubbies used to play (until Akito shot them).
When the sun was hidden by the tree with a carcass in it, it meant that Spiffy was to trek to South East Mongolian America, where she would hunt the elusive BANANA SLUG. She gasped with utter excitement and joy and she skipped through the Back Gate of the Great Wall of China and around the boundaries of the Wall.
There was a pleasant feeling to the air as she skipping passed the ancient building establishment; the place of most of her adventures so far. But today, something different was happening. She was being drawn to a place where many children abound… and BANANA SLUGS.
In reality, she was going to go to the high school down the road of Sohma Estate, where Tohru, Yuki, Kyo and all the others attended for their daily ritual of education. Something none of them except Tohru believed they needed.
She skipped along the side walk until she came to a dust covered, bronze coloured gate with a rusty handle. Inside the gate, she could see some foreigners dancing to the beat of a random and unusual song. She opened to gate carefully and creaked in, unnoticed for she was an adventurer person.
Of course, everyone noticed her. Who wouldn't? She had her pants doubled up a bra, for Akito's sake. They stared.
"Is that Akito?" Asked Tohru slowly to anyone in particular, who at the time, was Haru. He nodded equally as slowly before they disappeared into the… day.
"YOU THERE! FOREIGNERS! HALT YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITYS!" Hollered Spiffy to all the teens. Suddenly, she heard sirens behind her. POLICE!
Yes, the principal had called the police because there was a 'stranger' on the ground. She kicked and screamed yelling, "I'm an adventurer! I am! I am!" until they sedated her with morphine.
In the end, Spiffy got to her house safely, to be put into the care of Hatori and Kureno.
"You need to take better care of this inmate," Said the policeman kindly, "Even though she is escaped"
They nodded and dragged Spiffy away. She sang a sweet tune to her bedroom.
"They're coming to take me away, HAHA!
They're coming to take me away, HOHO!
To the funny farm, where people are happy all the time,
And I'll be glad to see those men in their clean white coats…"
It was about 10pm that night when Spiffy realised the while point of that trip was to find BANANA SLUGS and she didn't even bother to look. She sighed; that would be tomorrow.
A/N:
I don't remember the rest of that song…
