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IMPORTANT.
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Spiffy McSpiffters, the BANANA SLUGS and Kookyland.Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac (If you Include Kyo) arose the next afternoon at about 5pm. After such a major adventure to South East Mongolian America the previous day, Spiffy needed to sleep in, otherwise death would knock on her door. But today! Today was the day that she went in proper search for the BANANA SLUG.
"Hatori?" Spiffy questioned, standing outside the quarters of Kureno. He came to the door and gave Spiffy a look of anguish. Spiffy cocked her head.
"It's KURENO, Akito. What is it?"
"My name is Spiffy, damn you!"
"…"
"I wish to find the elusive BANANA SLUG. Why? Because Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell banana. That's damn special"
There was a pause before Kureno gave his approval and summoned a supervisor to go with Spiffy on her journey. It happened to be a senior maid; the one who assisted with the birth of Spiffy herself.
"So…. Master Akito…"
"IT'S SPIFFY!" Spiffy yelled loudly in the maid's ear. She cringed and corrected herself whole heartedly. Spiffy nodded in approval.
"We must fine the BANANA SLUG, mere maid" Spiffy said, clapping her hands, "Say, what's ya name?"
"Kuuka Sohma"
"Well Kooky! We must descend! AWAY!" Spiffy said, thrusting her bony finger towards the Great Wall of China. Kuuka nodded and followed; it was going to be a crazy day.
Spiffy scampered beyond the maid and opened the Great Wall for her. Kuuka thanked Spiffy and chased her out and into the woods.
"Where're we going?" The maid asked, like a good little asker.
"Your home town, Kooky. KOOKYLAND"
Kuuka sighed. There was no such 'hometown' of hers. She bargained in her mind weather to ask Spiffy where this Kookyland was.
"It's around the tree bend thingy from the ancient building establishment,"
"I see…"
"Shigure lives there!"
Kuuka knew of Shigure. He tried to kill her once. Nice guy.
Spiffy and Kuuka walked passed Shigure's house. There was a large tree; probably the 'tree bend thingy'. Kuuka held Spiffy's hand and led her around the tree and into a puddle.
"Halt!" Spiffy said dramatically, "We have come to the PUDDLE. The puddle to the entrance of Kookyland. Gasp!" Gasped Spiffy, pointing at the puddle. Kuuka stared at the puddle and rolled her eyes.
"OH MY AKITO!" Yelled Spiffy, "A BANANA SLUG!"
In reality, it was a worm. A dead worm at that. Spiffy reached for it and picked it up, placing it in her hand and began to caress it. She cooed over the worm.
"BANANA SLUG… hello…."
"Spiffy, maybe you should put the uh… banana slug back into it's-"
"HUSH! YOU MUST SAY BANANA SLUG IN CAPITALS!" Spiffy yelled in a very aggressive manor, waving a finger. Kuuka nodded.
"The BANANA SLUG needs to stay in it's natural habitat"
"No! I must eat the BANANA SLUG! Because I found it. You get an eye ball, Kooky" Spiffy said happily, chucking the worm in her mouth and spitting out a tiny piece for Kuuka.
"N-No… it's okay…"
"EAT IT" Ordered Spiffy. Kuuka cursed herself at this moment, for becoming the 'helper adventurer' for Spiffy. She plopped it in her mouth and swallowed before any taste reached her tongue.
"Yay! Time to go home, Kooky!"
Kuuka and Spiffy trekked home, back through the woods. Oh, the joy!
End Note.
Do not eat worms, even if you are in a state of delusion. Even if you think you yourself are Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters. You are not. Only she is.
BANANA SLUGS and/or worms are not edible, unless you are a bird.
Dammit! You're not a bird!
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Bwahaha. I laugh at your rotting body.
