The Story of Our Solar System - A sailor moon fan fiction

Chapter One - The Moon does NOT Revolve Around the Earth

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Sailor Moon.

Auothor's Note : This story will be stupid. This story will depict a HOMOSEXUAL realationship and ADULT CONTENT as well as POTTY HUMOR. Also i have only seen the english translation of SM so . . .bear with me.

My Second Fan Fiction. Please Read and Review.


This Scene Begins in a near-empty park at sunset. A blonde and brunet sit cozily on a bench.

" Usagi... I-" said Mamoru gently. He was gazing into Usagi's eyes with his arms around her tiny waist.

Usagi was looking at him intensely, her hands upon his broad shoulders, waiting for those three little words that would seal their hearts together forever... or something like that - she was no good at poetry.

" What is it Mamo-chan?" she swooned.

"Usagi..."

"Yes?"

"Usa..."

" SAY IT BITCH!"

"Ivan says you are too childish."

Just like that Usagi's face went blank, her expresion torn off from the wieght of a the giant "?"mark it was attatched to.

"...Ivan?" Asked She.

"Ivan" Replied He.

"...who... in the FUCKING NEGAVERSE OF QUEEN BYRLE's ANUS CHICKEN is this ' Ivan' ?"

" My Buddy." Remarked Mamoru plainly as he lifted a hand which pointed to... a rock? No. A tree? No. Was her Mamoru going mad?

Usagi would ignore that seemingly empty gesture.

"Okay, what do you mean childish?"

"Well your odango hair-doo for one, ya should have left that in grade two,"

Her face turned dark red. Her eyes looked like lemons. You could almost swear little horns were erupting out of her forhead.

"Go on,"

"and... um...that sailor fuku - outfit thingy you wear to school everyday, can't you wear someting like, uhh... ,like Victoria's secret once in a while?" Complained Mamoru, completely oblivious to Usagi's anger.

100 Meters away, on the otherside of the park>

Girl : "Brother, what does an angry odango assaulting a college student with a bat sound Like?"

Boy: "well sis, it sounds kind of Like-"

BAM BAM BAM

And with that Usagi, still fuming with anger, Left Mamoru a bloody pulp curled in the featal position.

"Piece-a-Crap that Mamoru. Some Romantic evening this turned out to be."

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Author's note#2 :Sailor moon was my first Anime,(UPN 13, 1996) so you can imagine how special it is to me. Soon i hope to find the entire series of SM online somewhere, and all the movies too.

I hope you guys enjoyed Chapter One - chapter 2 is coming soon. and remember- Reveiws!

Bye-bye.