A Life of Adventure …Not!
By: Michiru Lee
Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not belong to me, but this Sanzo Plushie I made does!
Chapter 3: Gojyo Gets Even Maybe…
The Sanzo Party has been traveling for about three weeks with the two girls now. In that time Gojyo was kicked into the ground again, tied to the back of Hakuryu again, and even got fed to some crocodiles by Michiru. Some people will think, Poor Gojyo. He is being so abused by Michiru. Well yeah he is (sorry to all the Gojyo fans, but that is the way it is). What hot-tempered girl wouldn't abuse someone that keeps trying to get into their pants, a married one at that? Sanzo in the mean time has still not lighten up to the fact that he is married to Michiru, and Dragon… Well let's say that she is just herself.
"Today is the day! I will take my revenge upon Michiru for all the things she done to me!" Gojyo said to a mirror in the bathroom at the inn they were staying, "I will finally be free of that honey's terror!"
BANG!
A shotgun shell flew past Gojyo's head and made a hole in the mirror. It didn't even shattered from the impact. "I heard that in there you stupid Kappa! Come out with your hands up or get a shell in your head!" Gojyo saw the window and opened it up. He lifted himself up and over the ledge and jumped to the ground. He could hear Michiru's shouts as she fired another shell. "Get back hear you stupid Kappa! I'll teach you to call me a honey!"
"I'm outta here," he cried as he ran down the street. Gojyo couldn't understand the real reason why Michiru always give him problems. Even Sanzo wasn't that bad.
"Hello Gojyo!" Hakkai said, "Running from Michiru again?" He was carrying some bags in his hands. Behind him, Dragon and Goku were talking about food in low voices.
"Of course. That bitch keeps shooting me with her shotgun every time I call a girl a honey or a bitch," Gojyo replied. He looked at Dragon for a few seconds and suddenly got an idea. "Hey Dragon, can you do me a favor?" he asked.
"Depends on what it is Gojyo," she replied. Dragon jumped on him and grabbed him in a hug. Gojyo stood there savoring the moment.
"Well…" Gojyo started. He whispers in her ear about his plan to get back at Michiru.
"That's a great idea! I always wanted to do that to her!" Dragon said gleefully. She rubbed her hands together with anticipation.
Later that night Dragon sneaked up beside Michiru while she was sleeping next to Sanzo. She held of can of something in her hand and started getting to work before the sun came up.
"What the Hell! Who the Hell did this to me?" Michiru yelled when she found out why everyone was laughing. In a mirror that Michiru was looking in to she found out that her hair was pink and someone glued a cat plushie to her head. "I am going to kill who ever did this to me!"
"I think it suits you," Gojyo said laughing his head off. He clutched his stomach to keep himself from falling to the floor. Michiru growled at him and whacked him over the head with Sanzo's paper fan.
"What is all the noise in here?" Sanzo asked groggily as he opened his eyes. He stared at Michiru with her new look. "What the Hell happened to you?"
"Someone dyed my hair pink and glued this stupid cat plushie to my head!" Michiru yelled while shaking her fists. She punched the wall making a hole in it.
"Onee-san I like you this way! You look much cuter!" Dragon said. She jumped onto Michiru's back and hugged her. Gojyo was kind a disappointed that Dragon didn't jump on him.
"Oi! You baka (idiot)! Get the Hell off me!" Michiru yelled as Dragon began to pull on the plushie glued to her head.
"But I wanna play with the plushie!" Dragon cried.
"Not while it's stuck on my head!" Michiru replied with no affection for the air-headed girl who was now yanking the plushie from her head. Gojyo fell to the floor still laughing his head off. Goku was also on the floor laughing. Sanzo was just staring at the screen with a glare, while Hakkai just started to make breakfast with a chuckle.
"You guys are suck bakas…" Sanzo said, still glaring. Michiru knocked Dragon on the ground and went into the bathroom.
"That was so funny," laughed Goku as he got off the ground, "It made me forget about breakfast."
"It's a miracle. Goku forgets about food," Hakkai said. He stirred the pot that held their breakfast in it.
"Yeah it took me 2 hours to get the dye in her hair, but I didn't do the plushie part," Dragon said.
"That was me," Gojyo whispered, "I thought it was a nice touch." A scream came from the bathroom and Gojyo was suddenly scared. Michiru heard them…
"I am going to kill you two!" roar a very angry Michiru. She broke the door to the bathroom and rammed into Gojyo and started to choke him.
"No Michiru!" cried Dragon, "It was just a joke!" Tears were forming in her eyes and she busted out crying. "Don't hurt my Gojyo!" Everyone stopped and stared at Dragon in an odd way.
"I still killing him…" muttered Michiru who was still choking Gojyo. He was starting to turn blue in the face. Dragon reacted quickly and kicked Michiru off of Gojyo and she sat on top of him. Gojyo was gasping for breath, but he couldn't help but look at that cute ass of hers. "What the Hell? Dragon stop it right now!" Michiru yelled. She threw Dragon off her and slammed her into a wall. Dragon then got up and front-flipped over Michiru and pulled at the cat plushie that was still on her head. It ripped out with a big chink of Michiru's hair on it. Michiru grabbed her shotgun and started firing at Dragon. Dragon kept dodging the bullets and they made holes in the wall.
"OI! You are getting out of control!" Gojyo yelled over the shotgun blasts. Sanzo felt his vein pop and grabbed Michiru from behind.
"Stop it!" Sanzo said. Michiru shook his head and came to her senses. She lowered the gun to the ground. "You are such a fool Michiru!" Michiru turned around and hugged Sanzo tight. He sighed and let her hang on to him. Dragon and Gojyo got up off the ground and sat on the bed. Goku was filling his face with the brunt breakfast while Hakkai pulled out his book again.
Note: Need… Sleep… Been up all night writing this chapter. –Looks at reviews- None yet? I feel forgotten. Well I hope you review for this one. I won't be posting the next chapter till there is 5 reviews.
