A Life of Adventure …Not!

By: Michiru Lee

Disclaimer:

Dragon: Saiyuki does not belong to me.

Michiru: You're not even real! Of course they don't belong to you!

Gojyo: Dragon belongs to me though.

Michiru: -whacks Gojyo with paper fan- Dragon belongs to me! I just don't own Saiyuki.

Chapter 4: Trouble in the Real World

Sanzo looked out into the vast desert that passed by him as Hakkai was driving Hakuryu. Gojyo and Dragon were talking about something in the back seat while Goku was sleeping. Michiru was beside him, snuggling up against his chest. He growled at the thought of her claiming him and tricking him into marrying her.

"You're always so tense Sanzo. Just relax a bit today," Hakkai suggested. Sanzo grunted in reply and looked at the road ahead.

"How far is the next town?" he asked. Michiru muttered something in her sleep and he also noticed that there were two more snores into the mix of the jeep. He looked behind him to see that Gojyo and Dragon were asleep as well. "Lazy bums…" Sanzo muttered.

"We should get there in a couple of hours, if our luck holds out," Hakkai replied to Sanzo. Sanzo grunted again and looked into the cloudless sky.

"It better…" he muttered.

Dust surrounded Hakuryu and the wind picked up at a fast speed. Hakkai tried to drive though the sandstorm only to get Hakuryu stuck. By then, everyone was awake except for Michiru.

"I'm hungry!" Goku called though the roaring storm.

"Who cares ya stupid monkey!" yelled Gojyo. The sandstorm roared around them and lifted Hakuryu into the air. Blinded by the sand no one could see that they were 50ft up in the air. Then suddenly Hakuryu slammed into the ground and knocked everyone out of the jeep. Hakuryu lay there back in his normal form and Michiru just noticed what happen when Gojyo was on top of her.

"Get off me you stupid Kappa!" Michiru yelled at kicked him off her. She looked around to notice that they were not in the desert anymore. Instead of the vast desert they were in a small town that she recognized. "Oh shit! What the Hell did you guys do?"

"Yay! We are in Onee-san's world!" Dragon cried gleefully. She grabbed Gojyo and hugged him.

"What do you mean what the Hell we did? That stupid sandstorm came out of nowhere and we just ended up here!" Sanzo yelled. Michiru glanced both ways to make sure that no one was around and got off the ground.

"Great… It's going to take me a week to get us back! We should get to my house before anyone see us…" Michiru started.

"Who the Hell are they?" a gruff voice demanded.

"Which happens to be my brother Bug…" sighed Michiru. She turned around and gave a slight wave at the crew-cut blonde hair, baby blue eyes, 20 year-old man who walked over towards them. "Umm… Hiya Bug. What's up?"

"Who are these guys?" Bug said looking at the Sanzo Party. He grabbed Dragon by the shirt and dragged her off Gojyo.

"Let go of me Nii-san! I want to be with my Gojyo!" she cried as she struggled to get free of Bug's grip.

"Hey leave Dragon alone!" Gojyo yelled at Bug. He walked up to him and got in Bug's face. "She wants to be with me!"

"I wonder what kind of food they have here," wondered Goku. He watched the scene with no interest. Hakkai was busy with Hakuryu since he got the worst of the fall.

"Maybe I should pound your face in," Bug threatens. He let go of Dragon and raised his fist in Gojyo's face. Gojyo glared at him and was knocked to the ground by getting hit on the head with a paper fan.

"This is no time to fight Kappa," Sanzo said.

"Bug stop that right now! They are my friends!" Michiru yelled. She kicked Bug in the chest and sent him flying into a tree.

"Damn you sis!" Bug choked as he got up from the ground, "When did you get stronger than me?"

"I never saw her do that before…" Sanzo remarked.

"I've been practicing since I almost got kidnapped by hamsters one time," Michiru replied.

"I would have thought that was something Dragon would say," Hakkai commented.

"They kidnapped me as well!" Dragon said. She jumped onto Gojyo's back and gave him a hug.

"You took are idiots!" Bug yelled.

"Are there any meat buns around here?" Goku asked. He looked at Bug with his big puppy dog golden eyes.

"What are meat buns?" Bug asked.

"NNNOOO!" Goku death wailed while slumping to the ground.

"We should get going… And Goku that death wail isn't going to change the fact there are no meat buns here," Michiru said pushing her hair out of her eyes. The group walked until a small house came into view. At first it looked like a dollhouse, but as you got closer it turn out to be one of those one-bedroom houses. It was black with a silver door and in the one window there was a bi-colored cat sitting on the windowsill. "Welcome to my home!"

"Kind of small…" Gojyo remarked.

"Well me and Dragon have to sleep in the same bed, but it's enough for the two of us," Michiru said.

"Then how will we fit in that house?" Sanzo asked.

"Ohh! I know! We are going to the main house right Onee-san?" Dragon chirped happily.

"The main house?" Goku pondered.

The group started walking again till another house came into view. Except some wouldn't call this a house. The building looked like there were 30 rooms on each side and it was painted black like Michiru's house. The three doors were also silver. Dragon jumped off of Gojyo's back and ran up to the first door they came to and opened the door. Bug disappeared into the mansion while the Sanzo Party gapped in awe at the main hall.

"This is one big place…" Gojyo commented.

"This is just our summer home," Dragon said, "Michiru's parents don't come here often anymore."

"Well it looks like a cozy place," Hakkai said looking at the paintings on the wall, "I wonder who painted these pictures, they seem to be mostly of dragons and fallen angels." Michiru blushed as she whispered something. "Sorry I didn't catch that."

"I painted them…" Michiru said again out loud, " It was a hobby of mine when I was younger."

"Well I want some beer. You have any around here?" Sanzo asked.

"Right though the left door and look to the right. Don't take the Budweiser though," Dragon piped up.

Suddenly the door behind them busted open and about a hundred demons filled the courtyard.

"Oi! How they Hell did they follow us?" Michiru yelled.

"Looks like we get a welcome home party," Dragon said with a glint in her eye.

Note: Ohhh… A cliffhanger… I can be so cruel at times. I was thinking of having Goku and Gojyo fight over Dragon, but I'm not sure. I know I said I wouldn't post this until I have five reviews, but I want to share this chapter before then. Here's a question for you readers: Should I do another pairing with one of the other characters? I'm thinking about bringing another girl OC in. Vote either GokuxOC, HakkaixOC, or even GokuxHakkai. Please review! It helps to know if I should change my style or not.