I Like Big Brains!
Debbie: Oh my God, Kelly, look at her brains!
They are SO big
She looks like she's one of those star-trek girls.
Who understands those star trek guys?
They only talk to her because she knows the theorem of Pythagoras.
I mean, her brain,
Is just so big
I can't believe it's so round.
It's just out there,
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so albino!
I like big brains, and I cannot lie
You other fanatics can't deny,
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty face
And a round brain in your face
You get stunned.
Wanna say dumb stuff
Cause you notice her glasses are stuck
Deep in the book she's reading
I'm hooked and I can't stop leering.
Oh, Cee-Cee, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My conscience tried to warn me,
But those brains you got
Make me so hungry.
Oh, book-a-holic
You say you want to read my book
Well, use me, cause you ain't that average booky.
I've seen you writin',
To hell with romancin'
She's Great, Late, got it going like Einstein's date.
I'm tired of magazines,
Reading words with no meaning,
Take the average young nerd and ask him that
She gotta have brain.
So Geeks (yeah), geeks (yeah)
Has your girl-friend got the brains, (hell yeah)
Well, use it, use it, use that healthy brain.
Cee-Cee got brain.
I like them roun' and big,
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself,
I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal.
I wanna get you here,
And read, double up, read, read.
I ain't talking bout playboy
Cuz nude woman ain't intellectual
I don't want them thick and puny
So thin I can't see them
Makes a lot 'f trouble
Begging for a piece of my fortune
So I'm looking at editors
Snapping at bitches like Debbie the ho.
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my woman like Yoko.
A word to thick cheerleaders
I can't stand ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ---
Till you're long gone
Cee-cee got it going on.
A lot of girls won't like this song
Cause they like to flaunt it and get it
But I'd rather stay and read
Cuz I'm lean as a bean
And I want someone who's just as tall.
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna read in my library (yeah)
Then work real hard
Study 'bout art
Even jock boys got to shout
Cee-Cee got brain.
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
Big brains, all sweet, cup cakes
Only if she's Cee-cee
So your girl-friend rolls a Honda
Playing work out tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor on the top of her Honda
My family don't want one unless she hates the sun
You can do sit bends or sit ups, but please don't lose that stuff
Some brothers wanna play the hard role
And tell you that the brain ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So Cosmo says you're dull
Well, I ain't down with that
Cuz your teeth are big but your glasses are kickin'.
And I'm thinking about stickin
To the girls from Harvard, the Boston Cremes
You ain't it miss fling.
Give me a nerd, I can't resist her.
Blond hair and die did miss her,
Some star-trek fan tried to diss,
Cause his girls were on my list.
He had game but her just missed
Cause he didn't know how to kiss 'em.
So ladies if the brain is round
And it's full to the brim and down
Dial 1-800 Missing and kick them nasty thoughts
Cee-Cee got brain
Cee-Cee got brain
Little in the middle but she got much up x4
A/N hey, was told to do another of these things⦠not sure if it's great. R&R
