The Curse of the Belly Dancers part II

Prue Findings

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Charmed, though I write it so well don't I!

A/n: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE REVIEW-GOOD OR BAD I DON'T GIVE- I'M BEGGING! And flames are always welcome cuz I dunno I think they are interesting. And just to let ya know, this is supposed to be terribly ridiculous. Please don't think I am serious, read and enjoy, then review, thank you! 

"Everyone run for cover, and Piper, stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off!" ordered Phoebe. Now days, she seemed to be the only one that was mentally acceptably. When she said Chicken with its head cut off, everyone (yes, even the belly dancers) in P3, the hot new nightclub located deep in the heart of San Francisco, gave a loud gasp.

"Sir Clucks-a-Lot is chicken pot pie!" whimpered Piper.

"Honestly Piper…I think I had Sir Clucks-a-lot fir lunch. I'm really sorry," apologized Paige.

"Really?"

"Nah! Oh well, it filled my tummy with nummies!" said Paige. How rude can these people get? I mean first Phoebe does the you-know-what that I told you not to do in chapter 1, then Paige tell Piper she ate her husband for breakfast! I mean sure, who can resist a chicken pot pie, but I mean let's try to prevent from eating our in-laws! As much as you may hate them!

"It doesn't matter how juicy the chicken pot pie is, though I am sure it was filled with delicious yummies, the fact is that there are belly dancers that just came through the window!" Said Leo, encouraging a conversation that made sense.

"Look guys, its Pue!" Said Paige

"Don't be stupid Paige; her name is Prue not Pue!" Corrected Phoebe

"She Can call her what she wants Fo-be" Totally Dissed Piper

"I'll do what I want Chicken woman!" Replied Phoebe, "besides you are the youngest and can't diss your older sis!"

"I'll diss my older sis, on a kiss, 246…," Piper free styled. Leo immediately began to come in the background with a catchy beat. While all of this was going on Paige became bored, wondered over to the Prue belly dancer, and stuck a mint in her belly button.

"It fits! It fits!" Shouted Paige excitedly

"OOOOH! Lemme see!" Shouted Piper!

"No, Its mine" objected Paige, "You will just eat it!"

"Will not!"

"Bring it sis-ta!"

"You wanna bring it?"

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

Both sisters immediately busted a rhyme, Paige's rhyme including Cole's thingy in his throat, and Pipers including Sir Clucks-a-lot. They both brought down the house so hard, that even the belly dancers started bustin' a move. Though we don't have to go into full detail about this, for it might get a little boring. I think this might be a sufficient description of the freestyle match at P3, the hot new nightclub located deep in the heart of San Francisco. As soon as the freestyle events ended, the belly dancers became very irritated that a half sister/stranger that they don't even know stuck a mint in their belly button.

"Hungry, mungry, googolplex!" the Prue belly dancer chanted. Soon they all joined in.

"Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex! Hungry, mungry, googolplex!" They all chanted. Then, one wearing a skimpy yellow shirt blew up Piper.

"Awesome! She's gone!" shouted Phoebe. She immediately ran over to Leo, who didn't object to her holding his hand. He must have not forgiven Piper for having a child with a chicken.

"Well, aren't you gonna white light her or something?" Asked Cole, Paige became bored and threw her mint box at Cole who gave her a dirty look. She hurried over to claim her mints, apologizing greatly to them.

"Sure, if you can find a piece of her," Leo said, dead serious. The people didn't realize it, but as they spoke, the belly dancers were absorbing the paticles of Piper. Well actually it was Prue that was absorbing the partcicles, but you get the picture. Prue immediately became lesser and lesser pale. She regained the color in her cheeks, which wasn't very much as it is, and fell to the ground. The belly dancers around her disappeared so it was just Prue and the alive people.

"Dude…it is Prue!" said Paige, throwing her mints at Prue in an uncivilized manner.