Verdant Composer Intermission I
Okay, I know you uys don't quite get the gurgling and the hubcaps...and so, here are two bonus short-stories, for your reading pleasure. They explain both. First, a Fairy Tale...
-------VVV The Story of Xemnas' Car VVV-------
Once upon a time, There was a Nobody named Xemnas who had a car.
Not just any car, a gorgeous, fire red Folkswagon Beetle. It had hot pink courdoroy interior, and the Liscence Plate said "Superior". But the best part, the most STUNNING thing of all...the rims.
Xemnas had gorgeous rims installed, even if he DID call them hubcaps... They were white and red, and they had spikes along the outside. Why, they almost looked like Axel's Chakrams!
One fine day, Xemnas walked into the garage to wash his pride and joy. But he gasped and dropped his bucket and sponge.
"Some one stole my hubcaps! But who?" Xemnas thought for a moment. "Only one person could do such a horrid act..."
Axel was sitting in his room giggling at his new toys. He had found some neat things stuck to the tires of Xemnas's ugly car.
"AXEL!"
"Bananas!"
And so, they all lived happily ever after...
Xemnas: No we didn't! I want my hubcaps!
-cough- okay, onto the next story...One of the characters is from Final Fantasy Advent Children (Well all of them are, actually,) so deal with it!
,.;.,.;.,.;.,.;Kadaj's Plan,.;.,.;.,.;.,.;
"So...Why are we here again?"Sephiroth shuffled out in his Flower Costume, looking arouns to make sre no one saw. Kadaj hopped out in his own Flower Costume, grinning.
"We are here to kill Cloud!" Sephiroth looked around. All he saw was a garden. A very PINK Garden.
"And...how do you propose we do that?"
"We have infiltrated his garden!" "..." "What?"
"Why does Cloud have a garden? You sure this isn't Marluxia's?"
"I'm sure-- Quick! Hide! It's him!"
A spiky-haired blonde (No, not Roxas) skipped out with a blue watering can and wearing a pink apron. He was singing very horribly, making many of the flowers turn brown and withery. Cloud looked at Sephiroth and Kadaj.
"That's odd, I don't remember planting these?"
Sephiroth and Kadaj panicked, and Sephiroth hastily whispered, "Quick! What sound do flowers make?"
"Gurgle...Guuurgle..."
"Gurgle Gurgle... Guuuurgle gurgle..."
Cloud 'hmm'ed, and thought for a moment...weeks passed...
"Must be those new HYBRID flowers!" Cloud then skipped away to tend to his now-dead garden. Sephiroth and Kadaj sighed a sih of relief, then quickly continued gurgling.
,.;., Later ,.;.,
Once Cloud had left, Sephiroth turned to Kadaj,and said,
"Mother doesn't like you anymore."
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There! Now you know the secrets of Gurgling and Hubcaps! Hoorah! Chapter 3 soon! This will come out whenever the hell I get internet! (Damn you wireless!) Ja ne!
Disclaimer: Dun own anything today 'cept the word Folkswagon. I apologize to everyone. Seriously.
