Why one does not piss off a alter ego.
/Daisuke/
/What/
/I'm bored/
/I'm busy./
/Nice to meet you busy, mind entertaining me/
/No./
/But why!-sob-/
/I have to finish my homework, it's due tomorrow./
/Why didn't you do it Friday/
/I had to train./
/Saturday/
/More training./
/Aw, but I'm so bored dai, there's nothing for me to do when your just sitting there. Even fighting Goldie-locks would be more fun./
/That's not funny./
/Fine then, you'll pay for making me die of boredom in your head/
/If it will make you shut-up, then die./
/-huff-/ Dark retreated to the back of daisuke's mind.
Next Day
Daisuke was in the middle of a math test, but for some reason his mind was currently flashing pictures of a few certain people in nothing but swim trunks, all dripping wet. Each visual more intense then the last, cause 2 minutes ago they were all sitting on the ground talking, strange as it was since Krad Hikari, Dark Mousy, and Satoshi Hiwatarti/Hikari do NOT sit around in swim wear dripping wet. They do NOT get close to each other and talk quietly with smiles on their face. They do NOT start kissing each other. They diffidently do NOT push each other on the ground and kiss each other while running hands on each other. And they DO NOT, under any circumstance, go anywhere near THAT on each other.
Daisuke suddenly stood up in the middle of the test, holding his head, and screamed, "DDDAAARRRKKKKKK!"
Somewhere in the back of Daisuke's mind, Dark Mousy snickered and laughed evilly. /You do NOT piss off a alter ego./
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