Ok, now it's week 6! Thanks again for continuing to read this!

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

Big Brother

Week 6, Day 1

Because of the events of yesterday, Cliff is rushed out of the house before the others wake up. As he drives down the street, suddenly his car explodes, sending him flying away across the horizon. In the driveway, we see a "Car Sabotage for Dummies" book lying on the ground. This explosion brought to you by Albel. Meanwhile, Roger is sleeping peacefully in his room when the engine from Cliff's car comes smashing through the ceiling and lands on top of the little Menodix, crushing him under its weight.

The explosion awakens the rest of the cast, who, having no idea what it was, shrug their shoulders and go to the dining room for breakfast. A flat-as-a-pancake, oil covered Roger crawls into the dining room and pulls himself up into his chair; it seems his paramedics, expecting no injuries this early, are out drinking coffee and it will be a while before he can receive treatment. Maria, with an evil gleam in her eye, watches gleefully as the rice-cakes she injected with melted lard are devoured by the crate-full by Sophia, who shovels them into her mouth at warp-speed. Fayt is sniffing coke between mouthfuls of food and sneezes, blowing the fine, white powder across the table and into the worst possible place. Albel, who is still in a foul mood from yesterday, slowly dusts the powder off his face, before unsheathing his sword and stabbing it across the table. Unfortunately, some of the coke got in his eyes and he can't see well enough to hit Fayt; instead he stabs Roger. Foiled, he decides to concoct a brilliantly evil scheme...right after breakfast.

A couple of hours later, Albel sneaks through the house and up the stairs, accidentally (though much to his enjoyment) stepping on Roger's tail as the little Menodix is passed out on the floor from blood-loss. He gets to his/Fayt's room and quietly opens the door, peeking in at Fayt, who is smoking several joints at once. He dons a gasmask (to avoid repeating earlier incidents) and walks into the room.

Fayt is so totally out of it that he doesn't even notice Albel enter, or grab a mallet and clock him over the head with it. He is then dragged out of the room and down the stairs by his ankles.

Once in the kitchen, Albel picks Fayt up and throws him into a huge vat of melted chocolate. He then pulls his blue-haired foe out using his gauntlet and proceeds to stand him up to dry.

Fayt awakens slowly, feeling a sharp pain in the back of his skull. Strangely, he thinks he smells chocolate, and a lot of it. He finds that he is unable to move and opens his eyes to find Albel looking back at him, chuckling evilly. He tries to ask, "What have you done?", but finds that his mouth is covered by chocolate, as is the rest of his body, and all he can get out are unintelligible, muffled cries.

"In case you're wondering," Albel starts, "this is for this morning. It is also for yesterday; I know you didn't have much part in that stupidity, but Cliff isn't here anymore so I needed to find someone else to take it out on." Chuckling again, he calls, "Sophia!", and then hides where he can still have a good view.

Fayt, realizing what is about to happen, tries to scream and hop away, but he is totally immobile, as Albel thought ahead and poured more of the chocolate around his captive's feet to dry him in place. We hear floorboards splintering off screen and soon, Sophia appears in the kitchen. She sees the chocolate coated Fayt and gets VERY excited, rushing over to him and jumping up and down. This jumping shakes more than a few things down from shelves, and yet another fan down on top of Roger in the living room.

CENSORED: DUE TO GRAPHIC CONTENT, THIS NEXT SCENE WILL NOT BE SHOWN.

When we turn the cameras back on, we see Fayt huddled in a corner in a fetal position, shaking and sobbing quietly. He is also covered in drool. Albel is also in tears, though it's only because he is laughing so hard. It seems that Fayt will be spending the rest of the day in therapy, trying to get over this ordeal.

Later in the afternoon, an eighteen wheeler is seen driving up to the house. Maria rushes outside to accept the delivery.

In the living room, Sophia is sitting on the floor (she is now too big for the furniture), when she smells something delicious. She gets up and waddles into the kitchen to find crate loads of twinkies. Thrilled, she rushes to them and scarfs them all down at blistering speed, her girth enlarging even as we watch. Maria watches and then laughs an evil laugh of her own.

Unfortunately, Roger also loves twinkies and had climbed into one of the crates to eat some. Sophia, too impatient to pick up and unwrap each individual twinky, is picking up crates and upending them into her mouth, pouring hundreds of twinkies down her gullet at a time. She lifts the crate Roger is eating from and is too intent on the sweets within to hear Roger's panicked screaming and he ends up taking yet another trip down her esophagus. His tortured screams can be heard from outside as the gastric acid in Sophia's stomach burns him. It'll be a few hours before his paramedics can treat him.

The rest of the afternoon goes by with little out of the ordinary. Maria finding new ways to fatten Sophia, the aforementioned glutton falling for each one, Roger sustaining many new injuries, Albel trying to kill various members of the cast (mostly Fayt), and Fayt getting high as a kite (after getting out of therapy). However, as night descends and everyone starts to wander off to bed, we notice some strange activity.

In her room, Sophia is obsessing over her weight again and pacing as she mumbles, causing objects downstairs to rain down on the inhabitant of the room below her; you guessed it-Roger. She then seems to get an idea and we move our surveillance to assess the damage to Roger; he isn't doing so well.

About a half hour later, Fayt and Albel are racing up the stairs, the Glyphian trying to swat the blue-haired stoner away and beat him into their room. They fling the door open and, after briefly getting stuck in the door way, go flying inside and land on their faces.

"Get off me, maggot!" Albel yells, shoving Fayt off of him so that he can get up.

"Don't be so mean!" Fayt whines.

"Don't be such a dumbass!" Albel replies, mocking Fayt's whining voice.

"Faaaaayt," someone calls from the darkness. The guys flip the light switch and come face-to-fat with the most terrible sight in the history of the universe: Sophia...in lingerie. They are too stunned to speak. "Fayt," Sophia says, "make me feel pretty." She tries to look seductive, but ends up looking more like a beached whale with a hernia.

The guys look at each other, their faces pale, their hair standing on end, sheer horror in their eyes. They then scream bloody murder and try to run out the door. Albel makes it there first and slams the door shut behind him, trapping Fayt inside. We can hear Fayt screaming and things inside breaking and can only imagine what poor Fayt must be going through.

Day 2

The next morning, the cast assembles at the breakfast table, red-eyed and mentally disturbed. It seems no one could sleep with the terrible goings on upstairs and they are all very deeply disturbed by the images in their heads. The screams, the crashes, yet another fan falling on Roger; no wonder they couldn't sleep.

Fayt does not appear at the table this morning, as he is having some broken ribs tended to. Sophia looks rather pleased with herself, shoveling her breakfast into her mouth with...a shovel. Maria is glaring daggers at the fat cow across the table, ready to kill her at any moment. Roger still has a fan blade stuck in his head, as his paramedics decided to go out drinking last night (to escape the awful sounds) and are soundly asleep now. Albel, though sleep deprived, is laughing an insane laugh at the thought of what happened to Fayt; he is also chewing on a dish towel (apparently, he's more out of it from sleep deprivation than we thought).

After breakfast, the rest of the cast returns to their rooms to get some sleep. Fayt, after having his ribs repaired, sneaks around the house, trying to find a safe place to hide from the now predatory Sophia. He is however, unsuccessful, and Sophia manages to find him and picks him up King-Kong-style, carrying him off into the shadows as he screams desperately for help. The other cast members have found earplugs however, and are unable to hear him.

Finally, around dusk, the rest of the cast emerges from their rooms. They find Fayt hiding in a closet again, only this time, it's out of fear instead of a need for weed. Maria is outraged.

"That sex-fiend must be stopped!" Maria yells, slamming her fist into her open palm.

"What's a 'sex-fiend'?" Roger asks, being a clueless child.

"Actually, as long as she stays the hell away from me, I find the obese harlot's shenanigans quite amusing," Albel says, laughing at Fayt.

"What's a 'harlot'?" Roger asks, still clueless.

"I don't think we have to worry about her going after you," Maria says to Albel, ignoring Roger's question again.

"Yeah," Fayt says from his hiding place in a pile of towels in the closet, "she knows you're gay." This starts another long, loud argument, as the characters debate Albel's sexual orientation, much to his horror. They finally settle it (there is of coarse a katana involved in the settling of the matter) and get back to the problem at hand.

"What can we do?" Fayt asks.

"What's a 'harlot'!" Roger asks again, growing impatient now.

"A whore," Albel answers Roger.

"I don't know, we'll think of something!" Maria answers Fayt.

"What's a 'whore'?" Roger asks.

"A hussy," Albel answers again.

"Like what!" Fayt asks Maria.

"What's a 'hussy'?" Roger asks Albel again.

"A loose woman," he answers, snickering.

"There has to be something we can do!" Maria yells back to Fayt.

"What's a 'loose woman'?" Roger asks.

"A prostitute," Albel answers, barely managing to keep from laughing.

"What's a..." Roger starts.

"STOP IT, YOU TWO!" Fayt and Maria yell, "We're trying to come up with a plan!"

"We'll discuss it later," Albel leans down and whispers to Roger, enjoying the thought of traumatizing the little Menodix with a discussion of "The Birds and the Bees".

Maria and Fayt spend the rest of the day trying to come up with a plan to keep Sophia away from Fayt; however, this is going to be very tricky and could take a very long time. Sophia spends the rest of the day hunting Fayt down, even using a pile of weed as bait. Later, we see Roger sitting in a dark corner, shuddering and muttering to himself, rocking back and forth as if he has just been traumatized. It seems he and Albel had that little chat. The aforementioned psycho is walking away, laughing hysterically.

Day 3

Fayt spent the night hiding in a closet, as he was afraid that if he went back to his room: A) Sophia would find him again; or B) Albel would kill him for his comment yesterday; whichever came first.

Needless to say, Fayt isn't feeling terrific after spending a night in the closet; he's stiff and cranky. Taking advantage of the slowness brought about by Fayt's cramped muscles, Sophia launches yet another attack, reaching out from the shadows to grab his ankles and drag him into the darkness with her as he screams for help and tries desperately to hang onto the floor, scraping long marks into the linoleum with his fingernails.

Later Roger runs through the kitchen on his way to breakfast and trips over the shallow scratch marks, flying into a meat grinder on the other side of the room and, of coarse, becomes 'ground Menodix'. Albel, who happens to be walking by right on time, laughs hysterically at Roger's misfortune. He then ponders for a moment what could have made those bizarre marks on the floor, but smells breakfast and decides that the origins of the scratches on the floor are not really all that important.

Maria is already at the table, waiting for everyone else to show up. Albel walks in, carrying Roger (or what's left of him, anyway) on a plate which he sets down in Roger's chair, being a smartass. Sophia and Fayt do not appear however, causing Maria to leap up from her chair and tear off down the hall to look for them, gun at the ready. Albel watches her disappear, then, with everyone else out of the way, eats everything; it seems he has developed quite a talent for eating lately, if only to deprive the others of food.

About a half-hour later, Maria, feeling defeated, returns to the breakfast table empty handed. She finds the food gone, and a note lying by Roger that says, "I ate the food." Being too hungry and angry to really care who was truly at fault, Maria incinerates him.

Later, Albel is walking down the hall when someone reaches out and grabs his ankle, startling him into drawing his sword. He looks down to find Fayt looking pitifully back up at him; he does not sheath his sword.

"Al," Fayt calls up, "help me...please..."

"Get off, maggot!" Albel yells, shaking Fayt off his foot.

"Don't yell!" Fayt whisper yells, "SHE'LL hear you!" This gives Albel yet another evil idea.

"SOPHIA!" Albel yells down the hallway, "I think you lost something!"

"NOOOOOO!" Fayt yells at him, "What are you doing!" Albel only laughs as Sophia materializes out of nowhere and lassoes Fayt, dragging him away kicking and screaming.

Roger's paramedics have reassembled him and he is playing with his action figures in his room. We should probably add that there is a choking hazard warning on these figures, however, it is for 3-year-olds and under...but this is Roger, he's a special case...a special case who is now turning purple and gasping for breath. We watch his eyes roll back up into his head and his paramedics descend upon him to resuscitate him.

Maria is hunting Sophia and Fayt down again, stalking the hallways, gun drawn and ready. She finds 'the target' and rescues him from Sophia after a short shoot-out. Sophia lets out a Godzilla-like roar as Fayt escapes. Maria and Fayt run to the other end of the house before stopping to catch their breath.

"There's gotta' be some way out of this nightmare!" Fayt says between panting.

"You have three options," Maria answers him, also panting.

"I'm ready to do anything," Fayt replies.

"Ok, option number one," Maria starts, "you do everything you can to deliberately get voted out."

"WHAT!" Fayt yells, "That's crazy! I'll lose!"

"Ok," Maria continues," option number two: we find a way to get Sophia voted out."

"How will we do that?" Fayt asks, "I'm sure the viewers think she's hilarious." He does a quick over-the-top smile for the cameras. Fayt: ever the ham.

"And option number three," Maria finishes, "you could start going out with me."

"This is no time for jokes, Maria!" Fayt yells, "I'm in serious danger!"

"R-right," Maria stammers, nervously, "no time for jokes."

"I don't think the trigger-happy fool was joking, worm," Albel says to Fayt. He was easily able to sneak up on them as they were too busy plotting to notice anything.

"SHUT UP!" Maria screams, hitting him with a nasty uppercut.

"ARE YOU MAD!" Albel yells at her, "You could seriously hurt someone doing that!"

"I think that was the idea," Fayt comments.

"At least I'm not gay!" Maria yells at Albel.

"FOR THE LAST TIME," Albel roars, "I AM NOT GAY!" This is followed by a flurry of katana slashes directed at the 'blue-haired maggots', who turn tail and run as fast as they possibly can.

The rest of the day goes by about the same: bizarre injuries for Roger, Maria trying to hide Fayt from Sophia, and Albel is stalking around the house trying to find and kill Maria and Fayt.

Day 4

The cast assembles around the breakfast table to eat. Only a few minutes in, and Roger is already struggling to dislodge an apple from his throat (that's right, a WHOLE apple). Sophia is making eyes at Fayt from across the table, the aforementioned stoner grabbing his plate and fleeing. Maria seems to be calculating how best to remedy the problem, looking back and forth between Sophia and the direction Fayt ran off in. Albel is seriously ticked off, and seems to be plotting unspeakable evil (when is he not?).

"Hey, Annabel," Maria says teasingly, "pass the syrup would you?"

"SILENCE, FOOL!" Albel roars. He then blasts her with a 'Dragon Roar' attack, which she uses Sophia's bulk to deflect. The attack bounces off her abundant fat and hits Roger, who is incinerated by the summoned dragon. Foiled again, the enraged psycho leaps across the table, sword drawn, to attack Maria.

"You die now!" he yells as he brings the blade of his katana down. Maria leaps quickly behind Sophia again and the blade strikes the glutton, bouncing off harmlessly. It seems that even the legendary 'Crimson Scourge' is no match for the 'Elastic Girth' of Sophia. "That's impossible!" Albel yells in surprise as the sword vibrates in his hand from the impact.

"Ow," the 'Crimson Scourge' speaks into its master's mind, "that hurt."

"Shut up, you stupid sword!" he yells back at it, "How could you just bounce off like that!"

"Let's trade places," the sword snaps back, "I'll be the duffus and you be the sword. I'll hit that corpulent wench with you and then we'll talk."

"SHUT UP!" he yells back, flailing the sword in the air.

"Throwing a temper tantrum won't help," the sword tells him.

"Silence, smartass!" Albel yells back at the sword, furious. He runs off down the hall still screaming profanities at the 'Crimson Scourge', who answers with more witty remarks. The others watch in confusion, as they can't hear the voice of the sword and think that he's just crazy for yelling at his sword.

When Maria looks back, she sees that Sophia has disappeared. Enraged, she leaps from her chair to give chase, her gun in her hand and ready to fire at any moment. Roger stays behind to finish breakfast, but when he looks down, he notices that all the food is gone. Realizing that it could only have been Sophia, he hops out of his chair to chase after her too, brandishing his ax wildly. Of coarse, it being Roger and all, he falls on his face...on top of his ax. Now his paramedics will have to dig the blade of his ax out of his face.

The cast spends the rest of the morning thusly: Roger hunting down Sophia to punish her for eating all the food while managing to hurt himself every step of the way, Maria hunting down Sophia in an attempt to save Fayt, Sophia hunting down Fayt for obvious reasons, Fayt hiding from Sophia for reasons just as obvious, and Albel having a battle of whits with the 'Crimson Scourge' which, sadly, he seems to be losing.

At lunch time, Maria is still hunting Sophia who is still hunting Fayt who is still hiding somewhere. Roger has given up the chase to eat lunch and Albel has finally stopped arguing with his sword, as it grew bored with the whole ordeal and simply opted to remain silent. It's now just Albel and Roger eating lunch.

Albel, in a very foul humor lately, glares evilly at the little Menodix across the table, thinking of doing something cruel no doubt. Roger keeps glancing up nervously at his arch nemesis, who continues to stare at him from across the table. Roger looks down at his plate as he scoops up another mouthful with his fork and when he looks back up, he notices that Albel has vanished. He looks around nervously, trying to spot the psycho, but he is nowhere to be seen. Knowing what's coming, we start to play the "Jaws" theme, which scares Roger even worse. Just as the music reaches its climax, Roger is yanked under the table kicking and screaming and we can hear the sounds of what must be a massive beating going on down there. Blood splatters on the floor around the table, but we can't see what's going on down there because of the table cloth. Finally, it grows quite and Albel crawls out from under the table, covered in blood (Roger's of coarse). He dusts himself off and walks away, whistling innocently and we watch as Roger's paramedics rush in to pull the mangled Menodix out from under the table for surgery. It ain't pretty.

Later, we see Albel chasing Roger around the house, reminiscent of those old "Tom and Jerry" cartoons, only this time, it's the small one getting hurt. Albel finally catches up to Roger and picks him up by the back of the collar of his shirt, raising him into the air kicking wildly.

"I've got you now, you little worm!" Albel shouts in triumph, laughing an evil laugh.

"Let me go!" Roger pleads, "Please! I won't bother you any more! Please don't hurt me!" But his pleas fall on deaf ears, as Albel proceeds to beat the crap out of him, still laughing maliciously. After taking many repeated blows to the head, Roger tries again, "Please, stop hitting me!"

"Silence, maggot," Albel taunts, "it's not over 'till the fat lady sings!" Just then, Sophia finds Fayt and grabs him, singing a loud, happy song of victory. Roger smiles as Albel looks at her in pure disbelief. "Oh well," he says, shrugging his shoulders.

"You're gonna' let me go?" Roger asks excitedly, spitting out a few teeth as he does so.

Albel looks back at him and grins evilly, "No."

"But you said it'd be over when the fat lady sings!" Roger objects, "The fattest lady I've ever seen just sang!"

"Did I say that?" Albel asks, pretending to ponder, "I don't recall saying anything of the sort."

"But...!" Roger starts, but is silenced by Albel's fist smashing into his jaw like a sledgehammer. And the pounding continues.

Dinner time comes soon and everyone makes it to the table for the last meal of the day. Everyone that is, except Sophia. The other start shoveling food into their mouths as fast as they possibly can, taking advantage of this fine opportunity to fill their stomachs for once. After eating all they can, they sit back and wonder what could make Sophia miss a meal.

"Why do you think Sophia didn't show up," Fayt asks, worried that she might be plotting something.

"I don't know," Maria tells him, "it's totally unlike her."

"I'm scared," Fayt whispers, shrinking into his chair.

"A real man wouldn't be scared," Roger says, jumping up on the table to emphasize his point. However, he jumps up into the bowl of mashed potatoes, slips, and falls backwards onto the floor, busting his head open. Albel laughs hysterically as Fayt and Maria watch in horror while Roger's paramedics scrape his tiny, rodent brain off the floor and carry him away.

Albel reaches for his glass of water, but notices movement on the surface. "Look at this," he tells the others, who circle around to get a better look. They watch as the surface ripples again, hearing a distant sounding boom. It happens again and again, in a strange rhythm, the booming sound drawing ever nearer and the ripples getting bigger. Suddenly, the kitchen door splinters and Sophia walks in, obviously the source of the noise and ripples. She's been to the local fast food restaurants (yes, all of them) and emptied them out; obviously she got tired of waiting for dinner. Excited to see Fayt out in the open, she pounces on him, crushing him under her immense weight before he even has a chance to scream.

Albel laughs maniacally at Fayt, who's muffled cries are barely audible, silenced by Sophia's insulating layers upon layers of fat. Maria enraged, looks back at the laughing psycho in fury. "What are you laughing at, you cackling queer?" she asks, snickering a little as she does so.

"I AM NOT QUEER!" he roars, sending out a flurry of 'Dragon Roar' attacks again. Maria jumps behind Sophia to avoid them. "THERE IS NO ESCAPE, YOU BLUE-HAIRED BIMBO!" he yells, laughing maniacally as his summoned dragons fly toward their intended target.

Unfortunately, as the first dragon draws near enough to strike, Sophia opens her gargantuan mouth and swallows it whole. The other dragons, upon seeing this, turn tail and flee, whimpering and crying like beaten dogs.

"WAIT!"Albel yells at the retreating dragons, "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!" He watches in sheer horror as Sophia leaps up and chases after the dragons, devouring them all and licking her lips, looking around for more. "Wha..." he tries to speak, "What manner of monster are you?" She skips gleefully out the door and into the living room, shaking the house to its very foundation with each impact of her massive feet on the floor. In her wake, she leaves Fayt in the middle of a crater on the floor, looking something like a bug that has been squashed and smeared under a shoe.

After resuscitating Fayt, Maria helps him up to his room to rest. The others soon hit the hay as well.

Day 5

Well, here it is again: challenge day. The cast assembles at the breakfast table, and after stuffing their faces, read the challenge letter. Roger has to be rushed away by his paramedics however, because of an insult induced sword wound.

Today, Maria reads the challenge letter aloud to the rest of the cast. "This week's immunity challenge is..." her eyes widen and her jaw drops.

"What is it, you blue-haired fool?" Albel asks, tapping his fingers on the table impatiently, "Spit it out."

"Oh, dear..." Maria is still speechless.

"What?" Sophia asks, her word muffled by a mouth full of breakfast.

"It's an..." Maria strains to get the words out, "eating contest."

Albel, Fayt, and Roger (who has just returned from surgery) are aghast. Sophia, however, is delighted, bouncing up and down excitedly in her chair, knocking down the light fixture over the table onto Roger.

"The contest is at lunchtime," Maria says, still in shock.

Sophia bounds off to her room, crushing everything in her path, including Roger, who tried to run out before she did and stepped on the end of a loose board, which brought the other end up to meet his face.

The rest of the morning passes quickly, with Sophia looking forward to the challenge and the others are just trying to figure out what the hell they should do, as everyone knows that they have no chance what-so-ever of defeating Sophia.

Finally, it is time for the immunity challenge. The cast assembles in the backyard, where we have set up tables piled high with food. Sophia is giddy with joy and hopping around excitedly. Fayt has gotten super high, hoping that his case of the munchies will work to his advantage. Roger is determined to win, hoping against all hope that he might defeat Sophia. The other two members of the cast have refused to participate in this particular challenge, however; Maria worried about keeping her figure and Albel calling the whole thing ridiculous. They will be eating their normal lunch.

The three participating cast members choose their seats and start digging in. They all seem to be doing really well, but Fayt soon looks rather sick and runs to barf in the nearby hedges; seems the pot worked to his disadvantage.

As the competition heats up, we watch Roger's girth expand with every plate full of food he crams down his throat. His stomach starts to rumble in a strange way and he looks up from his food for a moment, worriedly listening to the bizarre sounds. Suddenly, he explodes, spraying the yard with half-digested food and bloody bits of Menodix. We pity his paramedics, who scramble about the yard, trying to pick up all the pieces.

Of coarse, being the only competitor left, Sophia wins by default...and continues eating. The two cast members who didn't compete just roll their eyes; they knew this would happen.

Nothing of much interest happens for the rest of the day. The cast wanders off to their rooms and goes to sleep.

Day 6

Everyone awakens and rushes downstairs for breakfast, stuffing their faces at warp speed...of coarse, that's what normally happens. Today, Sophia rushes downstairs ahead of everyone else and slams the end of the table with her fist, flipping the other end into the air and causing all the food to fly into her mouth. Roger arrives just in time to be squished as the table completes its flip. The others are forced to forage in the pantry for their breakfasts, amidst angry grumbles.

"Something has to be done about that gluttonous wench," Albel snarls to the others.

"So you're on our side now?" Fayt asks hopefully.

"Only for the time being," Albel growls, loathing this turn of events.

As the others plot against her, Sophia dashes about the house looking for more food...and doing about as much damage as a steamroller. What do the others have in mind? We'll just have to wait and see. Considering the three minds collaborating on this project, you shouldn't hold your breath. Meanwhile, Roger has managed to crawl out from under the table and his paramedics have carried him away.

The rest of the day goes by slowly and, for the most part, uneventfully, as Sophia goes about her usual foraging and the others try to come up with a scheme.

Day 7

This is it: someone's last day in the house. The others chow down as Roger tries to remove Albel's knife from his forehead; it was thrown there to keep Roger from getting the last waffle (a classic "Leggo my Eggo!" moment). After breakfast, the cast scurries off to make mischief.

Bored, Albel decides to go Roger hunting. He finds the 'rodent fool' playing with his action figures in the living room. He walks up to him and stomps on the action figures, grinding them into the floor with his boots (of coarse, Roger was holding the figures at the time, so his hands were mutilated as well). Albel then lifts Roger by the collar of his shirt, pulls the pin out of a grenade with his teeth, shoves said grenade down the Menodix's throat, and throws him out a window. A moment later, a loud "BOOM!" is heard and bits of dirt and bloody brat are flung through the window. Laughing, Albel walks out of the room.

Later, towards lunch time, the others notice that Sophia is missing again. This time, they call the police to file a missing persons report. They then plop down in front of the tv to see what's being done to find their missing glutton.

Suddenly, the usually scheduled program is interrupted by a news broadcast. The cast laughs as a picture of Sophia is displayed on screen, where everyone watching can see just how fat she is. The description they gave of her is also read: light brown hair, green eyes, 5,000 pounds, etc. The cast roars with laughter. They laugh even harder when the news guy says that Sophia is "Missing and presumed eating".

Just then, Sophia walks in, the back end of a cow hanging out of her mouth. She slurps the cow, still mooing, and walks into the living room to find the others. There she sees them howling with laughter at her picture on the tv. Furious, she does a body slam on the entire couch, crushing everyone. Everyone but Sophia spends the rest of the day in recovery.

RESULT: Maria has been voted out!

Ok, this is the last one I have finished for now. I'm over half-way through week 7 right now, but still need some more time. Sorry about the wait! And comments are still greatly appreciated. Got an idea? Tell me about it and it may appear in an upcoming week!