"I heard that Malfoy is the best at oral." Whispered Lavender
"He has to be good at something with that snake tongue." Said Ginny, giggling with the three girls
To say that Hermione was uncomfortable would be the understatement of the year. She didn't know how Ginny wasn't completely shocked by the fact that her three older brothers had had sex with enough girls to make it into a ranking in a public list.
"Sorry to bring this up again Ginny, but are Fred and George single?" Asked Parvati.
"I´m not quite sure, they never talk about these things with me, or any of my brothers. They normally keep those things between themselves, that way only they know their secrets. Quite smart really." Said Ginny, picking at the dirt under her nails.
"I heard the older girls talking last night; Angelina, Katie, and Alicia. They wouldn´t shut up about the twins." Commented Lavender.
At this point, Hermione was lying in bed as the girls talked, not joining in the conversation and trying to keep her ears to herself.
"Well, I do know Fred has been seen sneaking around with Angelina. He did take her to the Yule ball, but I haven´t heard anything about George seeing any of the girls." Added Ginny, stretching her body on the floor.
"I´m sure they've both been with all three girls. They couldn´t stop talking about their fingers."
"Lavender! They´re my brothers, have some decency to not say that around me please!" Groaned Ginny, making all the girls laugh.
"Sorry! One last comment, I also heard that one of them is definitely gifted in size." Added Parvati, making the red head complain again.
Hermione couldn´t help but blush at the last comment, she never thought she´d think of the twins in any other way than brothers.
"I think the boys are back from quidditch, let´s go knock some sense into my idiot brother." Said Ginny before dragging Hermione away.
The whole Gryffindor team walked into the common room, all of them sweaty and some muddy.
"Ron, you are such an idiot sometimes. If you think girls didn´t notice you before, they sure won´t notice you now with that attitude of yours." Exclaimed Ginny, causing Ron to argue with her.
Harry and Hermione knew better than to step into their arguments, they rather let them yell at each other and wear each other out rather than have them both yell at them.
"How was practice?" Asked Hermione as she sat on the red couch with Harry
"Definitely harder than last time. The twins wouldn´t stop fooling around so we had a couple of accidents, but no one was hurt." Said Harry.
That explains the mud, thought Hermione.
Harry began saying something but Hermione´s eyes caught red hair walking into the room.
The infamous Weasley Twins walked in, both laughing about something they did at practice. Hermione had never noticed how good looking they both were, and how they weren´t the tall, lanky boys she met back in first year. Now, both of them had gone through puberty and the two year age gap Hermione had with them made them seem more intimidating, as if she were looking at two teenage boys she'd never talked to.
She continued to stare at them as they walked through the room and made their way to their dormitory. However, right before they reached the stairs, Hermione saw Fred slow down as he walked past Angelina. She smiled coyly at him as he let his eyes run down her body. He brought his thumb up to his lips, swiping his lower one and winking at her. Hermione blushed at the sight and quickly looked away. She had never witnessed anything like that from Fred, and it made her feel hot and her palms sweat.
"You alright, Mione?" Asked Harry, worried for his best friend´s sudden behavior.
"Sorry, yeah. Just got a bit hot, summer has been a pain lately." She said and he nodded.
"It´s been definitely hotter these days… Anyways, do you want to come?" Asked Harry
"Sorry, go where?"
Harry rolled his eyes, "To the thing tonight? I just told you about it, Hermione."
"Oh. Right! Right, yes the thing tonight. The thing which is…" She said
"The Hufflepuffs are throwing a party. Well, more like a get together." Explained Harry once more.
"Tonight? I´m not sure Harry… Not only is it completely against the rules, but I´ve got a lot of homework to do."
"Hermione, we both know you've already done the homework for the next week. You can do the following week's homework for when it's actually due." Said Harry and Hermione sighed, he was right.
"Still Harry, it's not my scene anyway. But you go and I'll wait up for you. You can tell me all about it." Smiled Hermione and Harry smiled back at her.
He had always known Hermione wasn't very comfortable with sneaking around the castle, unless it involved Sirius Black or Voldemort.
Everyone went to go get ready for tonight while Hermione sat on her bed. She had looked forward to a night alone in the common room, she could take a nice hot shower and read her books by the fireplace instead on her bed.
"I still don't understand why you can't just come tonight." Groaned Ginny as she dropped down to her own bed and crossed her arms behind her head.
"Well, everyone knows it's not my scene. Plus, I've got some reading waiting for me tonight." Said Hermione, making her best friend chuckle at her.
"Oh how exciting, books." Teased Ginny, "What am I going to do without you? I think Parvati and Lavender are hoping I help them make moves on my own brothers."
Hermione giggled.
"I don't know how you're so relaxed about this list. They're your brothers! And some are people we're known our whole lives!" Said Hermione, blushing slightly when she remembered the names that were on the list.
Ginny shrugged, "Everyone has sex at one point, right? I mean, even you've done it and you're not one to talk about sex normally."
Hermione face went even redder when she remembered the one night she shared with Victor Krum when she saw him over the holidays after the TriWizard Tournament. She held that night dearly in her memories for it was one of the night where she had felt the most comfortable in her own body.
"Still, they're your brothers. And the girls mentioned all those things about... you know." Whispered Hermione.
"Foreplay? Yeah, well in some weird way, I'd rather know they're doing foreplay for the girls rather than going in with no foreplay." Said Ginny and, in some very uncomfortable way, Hermione could see her point.
Their conversation was interrupted when they both heard voices calling for Ginny and made their way down to the common room.
Harry, Ron, Fred, and George were waiting for Ginny as they leaned against the couch.
"Decided to join us have you?" Said Fred and George at the same time, making Hermione smile at them.
"Not tonight, I've got a lovely book waiting for me."
"You'll wait up?" Asked Harry and she nodded.
"Well, see you later then Granger." Said Fred.
She could always tell the twins apart, even when they tried to trick her. It was something she could just see.
Fred waved at her as they all snuck out.
Merlin, Hermione thought with a flushed face, have Fred´s fingers always been so long?
